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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №9450
 03.09.2008
From the forum:
XXX is
Industry is performed in many languages. Which language is the most industrialized?
YYYY
The Assembly!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №9449
 03.09.2008
At 7 a.m. we walked, found with friends on the street the certificate of Major of the Ministry of Internal Affairs. We approached the entrance, called a man, asked him to open the door (we did not have a key). We decided to cling over him: he opens the door, and we shout to him in the rope "MVD!" and shake a curl. They did so. But who knew that a man would come out in front of our friend? With the cry "Ept!" he fled, and we remained in tears

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9448
 03.09.2008
[Friedrich]: The practical thinking man: Go from where you came means go back.
Creatively thinking man: Go from where you came means - gone to the pit.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №9447
 03.09.2008
Matilda
for dinner alone...warm up peppers..or meat fire...there is already cut off.and this will be about 22
The monster
What about Papa?
Matilda
JR is only.
Matilda
I went, I went

The monster

This is my mother! 0 - O

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9446
 03.09.2008
crAz - why there is no button on the registration page "forgot my login and password"?? to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №9445
 03.09.2008
News: "Medvedev congratulated China on first place in medals"
It sounds like "Wow, are you with us if what?and "

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9444
 03.09.2008
I work at Microsoft.

An account from another city.
In the line who - instead of "Microsoft" wrote "Yulcrosoft" :D
Somebody cried, forgot to send, so sent))

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9443
 03.09.2008
He: What are you doing in life?
I am currently writing a candidate dissertation.
He says: Nothing to himself! You are not fucking fucking!! to
Yes, there is a small difference. ?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9442
 02.09.2008
I like the video on Bash!

Regina Dubovitskaya

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9441
 02.09.2008
I rested in the summer, painting my eyes in the morning. The friend:
“For the first time I see a girl who, while painting her eyelids, doesn’t open her mouth.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9440
 02.09.2008
Steinmeier was skeptical about imposing sanctions on Russia. "Then someone must explain to me what could be a sanction against Russia," he said.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №9439
 02.09.2008
Tagged with >hey
bug > yo
Tagged > question
bug > answer
Yellow > well
bug > bad
The > agreed
bug > without b
Elijah > then let’s go.
bug > numbered

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9438
 02.09.2008
Real news headline "In Ukraine went tanks to extinguish fire"...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №9437
 02.09.2008
I (00:39:58 31/08/2008)
Go back and jump to the crowd. ;)
MorpheY (00:40:26 31/08/2008)
I will not endure it... by Gaia! Sex symbol of childhood.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №9436
 02.09.2008
Imagine a picture briefly.

(The employee writes on the phone while on vacation)

by Kolo
The Belarusian depth. The evening. Quiet and dark. I am standing on the door and smoking. The man approaches and asks for a cigarette. We keep silent, we smoke, we look in the dark.

by Kolo
Suddenly he asks: "Linuxoid?"

by Kolo
I barely swallowed a cigarette. How I burned, I don’t know. The Belarusian depth. 40 km from a city that nobody even knows. "Linuxoid?"

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №9435
 02.09.2008
Sitting on the bench. The lovers kiss. long and long. I decided to find, wait. After five minutes, they finished and hugged each other. He whispered something gently on her ear. This is a dialogue.
He is a cat.
She is: A?
He is: X#Y on!!! Oh sorry, I didn’t hold up =)
I barely turned around with the shop! O_O

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №9434
 02.09.2008
Bear: Yes, of gifts - only presence
XAuTx: to kiss the bride?
Bear: And that
xAuTx: I’ll steal it from you in the park :)
Bear: :) Better a year in two or three, I will say when

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9433
 02.09.2008
Where the inventors-enthusiasts of beautiful dates looked is unclear.
and 07.07.07 and 08.08.08 saw, but 20.08.2008 saw.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №9432
 02.09.2008
On the forum of multiple sclerosis (sclerosis.net) there should be no login by password in principle.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9431
 02.09.2008
We go for a friend to him home, we call the home phone and ask if he will go for a walk. The answer was: Yes, and where are you?

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