I took a puppy. A month we suffer, how to name Overlooked a lot of options
I : well. Let’s call him a bandit. Reduced band
Husband: No, better hooligans, reduced... no... no need

Phone of Father.
A: I am going to you. What to take from food?
I: There is no daddy. Bring me a better flower.
A little thought: and the rubber grandmother

For me, please, a blue Bond with lung cancer.

catty (10:27:01 03/09/2010)
Yesterday a colleague made me an original compliment, looking at my legs on the 10cm stick, "It could be even worse, he said" =)

Ana: Snippets on Yandex are still delivered. In Ukraine, the number of fake banknotes of 500 hryvnia is growing. They mimic all signs of authenticity – that is, water signs, colored fibers, the relief of the text “BILLET BANK OF RUSSIA”...

(On the department was instructed to make a list of former group members - who where works)

I’m saying you’re an optimist.
Antonha: No... don’t dare... it’s better to write that I’m a prostitute working... on an assassination... than an optimizer...

<serg> We are going to get them! Let’s get, so to say, the pen of satire in the thick official ass!
<dema> If every one of our critical articles, like a bird’s feather, had stumbled into thick officer’s ass, then we would not have a city administration, but a pavilion breeder...

xxx: today on a couple, the reader says: old man, write me your mobile phone number
xxx: yyy from the neighboring party: better server and nick in the wave

The mountains:
Immediately, the woman, asleep, stood on her forehead at the table. I woke up, shocked and struck the closet.)
Injury at work)

(Discussions about the Planner)

Master Yoda: I want to... here is this <link>...
Master Yoda: shake up, such a slug... and books to read, and wifi, and movies to watch and music, and even call from it you can...
Master Yoda: I drowned my neighbors from below yesterday
Lara Suse: That’s what I want.
Lara Suse: Has she flooded? and :(
Master Yoda: with saliva.
by Lera Suse (rofl)

Last month, on the beach by the sea, two of my aunts asked me to “pull them into a photo-sweater.” The photo session lasted about half an hour. I felt like a photocorrespondent of Одноклассников.ru.

The case at the station.
We have two coffee.
Do you need sugar?
and no.
What are you, city people?

Business ideas for small:

What can you do for 20,000 rubles?
Put everything on red.

From the chat, apparently, about the sick:
The fairy tale of female logic - the typical requirements for the ideal man
Rich and generous
Smart and not boring
Beautiful and free
- courageous "treated"
- serious "to have fun with it"

I went to the store one day, in front of me a guy with a guitar and a girl with him.
Teach me to play guitar too.
Cut your nails and I’ll learn.
The girl: Aha, aha! Cut yourself off!! to

Tito: What to talk to him about if he doesn’t know who Caziro is?
by Corvin: =)

A friend serves in the army.

How are you with the phones? are not prohibited?
are prohibited. They even break sometimes.
Who is breaking? The officers?
The Commander.
Who is Commander?
The fucking.

He left his brother to look after the apartment and left himself.

Brother: What is the password?
I: feed the cat, there is food in the refrigerator
Feed your cat and she will tell you the password.

Fall: According to my inscriptions on the packages, "Smoking is Harmful", "It's Causing Cancer" will soon be collected as the "Love is Love" inserts and long evenings exchanged for more fun.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: xxx, I don’t have money
xxx: fucking yyy, I will smoke with you for free)