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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №35667
 07.09.2010
I took a puppy. A month we suffer, how to name Overlooked a lot of options
I : well. Let’s call him a bandit. Reduced band
Husband: No, better hooligans, reduced... no... no need

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №35666
 07.09.2010
Phone of Father.
A: I am going to you. What to take from food?
I: There is no daddy. Bring me a better flower.
A little thought: and the rubber grandmother

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №35665
 07.09.2010
For me, please, a blue Bond with lung cancer.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №35664
 07.09.2010
catty (10:27:01 03/09/2010)
Yesterday a colleague made me an original compliment, looking at my legs on the 10cm stick, "It could be even worse, he said" =)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35663
 07.09.2010
Ana: Snippets on Yandex are still delivered. In Ukraine, the number of fake banknotes of 500 hryvnia is growing. They mimic all signs of authenticity – that is, water signs, colored fibers, the relief of the text “BILLET BANK OF RUSSIA”...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35662
 07.09.2010
(On the department was instructed to make a list of former group members - who where works)

I’m saying you’re an optimist.
Antonha: No... don’t dare... it’s better to write that I’m a prostitute working... on an assassination... than an optimizer...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35661
 07.09.2010
<serg> We are going to get them! Let’s get, so to say, the pen of satire in the thick official ass!
<dema> If every one of our critical articles, like a bird’s feather, had stumbled into thick officer’s ass, then we would not have a city administration, but a pavilion breeder...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35660
 07.09.2010
xxx: today on a couple, the reader says: old man, write me your mobile phone number
xxx: yyy from the neighboring party: better server and nick in the wave

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35659
 07.09.2010
The mountains:
Immediately, the woman, asleep, stood on her forehead at the table. I woke up, shocked and struck the closet.)
Injury at work)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №35658
 07.09.2010
(Discussions about the Planner)

Master Yoda: I want to... here is this <link>...
Master Yoda: shake up, such a slug... and books to read, and wifi, and movies to watch and music, and even call from it you can...
Master Yoda: I drowned my neighbors from below yesterday
Lara Suse: That’s what I want.
Lara Suse: Has she flooded? and :(
Master Yoda: with saliva.
by Lera Suse (rofl)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №35657
 07.09.2010
Last month, on the beach by the sea, two of my aunts asked me to “pull them into a photo-sweater.” The photo session lasted about half an hour. I felt like a photocorrespondent of Одноклассников.ru.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №35656
 07.09.2010
The case at the station.
We have two coffee.
Do you need sugar?
and no.
What are you, city people?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35655
 07.09.2010
Business ideas for small:

What can you do for 20,000 rubles?
Put everything on red.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №35654
 07.09.2010
From the chat, apparently, about the sick:
The fairy tale of female logic - the typical requirements for the ideal man
Rich and generous
Smart and not boring
Beautiful and free
- courageous "treated"
- serious "to have fun with it"

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №35653
 07.09.2010
I went to the store one day, in front of me a guy with a guitar and a girl with him.
Teach me to play guitar too.
Cut your nails and I’ll learn.
The girl: Aha, aha! Cut yourself off!! to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35652
 07.09.2010
Tito: What to talk to him about if he doesn’t know who Caziro is?
by Corvin: =)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №35651
 07.09.2010
A friend serves in the army.

How are you with the phones? are not prohibited?
are prohibited. They even break sometimes.
Who is breaking? The officers?
The Commander.
Who is Commander?
The fucking.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №35650
 07.09.2010
He left his brother to look after the apartment and left himself.

Brother: What is the password?
I: feed the cat, there is food in the refrigerator
Feed your cat and she will tell you the password.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35649
 06.09.2010
Fall: According to my inscriptions on the packages, "Smoking is Harmful", "It's Causing Cancer" will soon be collected as the "Love is Love" inserts and long evenings exchanged for more fun.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №35648
 06.09.2010
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: xxx, I don’t have money
xxx: fucking yyy, I will smoke with you for free)

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