From the Fire:
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The Mayan calendar for 2013.

Kamsky: I argued yesterday with my girlfriend, Jason Statham (seeing “Adrenaline-2”). The loser had to go to the store for a bottle of beer. I said that somewhere 172 cm, my favorite - not less than 190 cm. We go to the Internet: the height of Jason Statham 174 cm.
My favorite: “No! It is not counted! I thought he was 190 cm!”
Kamsky: Logic is unstoppable
Kamsky was left without beer.
Kamsky: The Women

The customer, in general, liked the design of the label, but he also offered to play with the cucumbers depicted on the label.
Interview of the designer with the director:
I don’t know how you can "play" with cucumbers!
Do not shake your head. Turn these cucumbers 45 degrees and get up.

rrr: Camomile bought a car, for the third day he sleeps sitting by the window with a binoculars tied to his eyes )))
ttt: It's typical if the car hits, see the hooliganes in front of your eyes and beat them the mouth without leaving the house??? O_O

The Only: I gathered to you with all my soul, even to prepare, and you mock.
(03:03:44 AM) 19N4T0V: Yes, pour rollon with boiling water, it’s okay...

Breath (14:11:00 6/09/2010)
How would you introduce me to the collective?

Cornelius (14:11:07 6/09/2010)
How...

Cornelius (14:11:10 6/09/2010)
Hm...

Cornelius (14:11:38 6/09/2010)
I will tell everyone:
"This is July. I would recommend..."

As the cat does not call, it does not want to swim.

According to statistics, boys are born more, but because of child mortality by the age of ten girls and boys becomes the same, and after ten girls are more. and fortunately.
For whose happiness?
Luckily the boys survived ;)
She: Oh, so that they can graze like pigs in oranges.
He: Yes, if it were in oranges... or a potato.

New - Tariff "Dual"! Pay the one who puts the phone first.

Z!P: I am amazed by the astronomers. These people are on Earth orbiting the Sun, which in turn revolves around the center of the galaxy (and so on). They can study this galaxy, determine the masses of stars, predict their development. It is the same as a child, riding a carousel in the center of the city park, will learn not only the structure and principles of the carousel, but also draw a map of the city with detailed plans of each building and tell the name of the next mayor.

From the forum:

markel1966 wrote:
Canon PowerShot G5 camera, 5 megapixels, full set, including disc and literature in Russian, but, with problems. The battery charging controller does not work, and not all functions are available in terms of optics and crystal, everything seems in order.Money is not interesting.Exchange, for a working digital photocopy of three megapixels, or a working notebook of any 4 pins without a battery and a screw.

by SKCORP.by :
There is a notebook - also a full set of ASER 5315, also with problems:
The monitor is broken so that the lighting does not even work.
No screws, batteries as well.
The fee is not included after attempting to cross the BIOS by PonyPro (not by me),
The tail is cut off.
He is referred to as "The Lucky Man".

I sit behind the compound. Behind the back, the little brother looks at the body of the babysitter.
XHH: Generally speaking, there is an intellectual show for children.
The leader asks a question. What color is the shape of the soldiers: this one, this one, or the color of the hack. The boy did not see, but proudly and clearly replied: "Color Kaki!"

Marinita: We’re going to drink beer today and eat wings!
Which of whom?
Marinita: Who is it?
Tagged: wings
What kind of wings?
“Today we’re going to drink beer and eat wings.”
Marinita is cool! We too!! to

I missed Warcraft 3. I ask my brother to drop me.
I have it on the disk.
She: aaaaaaaaaaaa
Please give me a time.
She is favorite.
For a kiss, so be.
For a kiss? No is! I am not selling!! to
she: you would say again, overnight)))))))
She: I'll give my disc with warcraft for the night with toboooooy)

and ypq:
In connection with the appeal on the question of cutting trees at the corner of the streets of Kirov and Kalinin, the administration of the Kalinin district reports that the work on cutting trees was carried out in accordance with the act ZN-666/K (commission examination of green plantations on application for demolition (transplantation)), issued by MUP "GGI" LLC "KSTU". The commission established that on one of the trees on the cortex of the trunk of the hooligans was carved the inscription: "Yurevich - goat", on the other tree: "Mutin - puddak", and on the third: "G + B = INH". Since G and B are already NH and the inscription has ceased to be relevant, the third tree is left.

I mean, the internet works badly.
Yes, it is Sunday night.
Everything is porn :)
She: And what are we?? to

Boogiman, 06.09.2010 11:13:58
Rofl card of the patient. Address field: Bohemians, schizophrenia, active homosexual
Horror is!! to
Doctors are burning. Why write this to the address?

from chat dissi

[22:35:09] <0bl0m> People who know how to give in?
[22:35:19] <Residenten> 0bl0m: What purpose are you interested in?
[22:35:46] <Zauza> Residenten: wants a couple of gigabytes of internet
[22:36:25] <Zauza> but here, I sell a bit of the internet! Who has a fresh piece of internet? only here and only with us, clean unwrapped internet, directly from the dealer
[22:38:09] <Residenten> and without intermediaries
[22:38:22] <Zauza> Afghan Internet
[22:38:44] <Residenten> no,of the Golden Triangle
[22:39:54] <Zauza> well I don’t know, judging by the excellent work of our provider, to me the internet exactly Afghan intermediaries carry a week in their anus across the border.

I am happy with the dean!
I come and say: When to report on practice?
You can give up today! Who is your leader?
You are! =

On the first day, the dean told me what to do, and on the phrase "study at the university is not a fun walk." Then I drop" and get out of the room.