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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №35627
 06.09.2010
A conversation between a guy (P) and a girl (D) in the universe about cocktails.

D: I drank sambuku yesterday, a great thing.
Q: Have you ever tried a cocktail "sex on the beach"?
D: Yes, I was never on the beach.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35626
 06.09.2010
XXX is
Are you listening to mine?

YYYY
I listen to you, AHA. A good monsoon.

XXX is
Uncle Timor will not advise badly. Put the member in the blender and turn it on.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35625
 06.09.2010
Xea ‎(17:33):
Do you know what happens after death?
WarLock ‎(17:33):
No is
WarLock ‎(17:33):
No spoilers

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №35624
 06.09.2010
This is Alla. I need evidence of the counters, please.
The light?
It is Alla.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №35623
 06.09.2010
XHH: For a long time I was sure that ID is a smiley

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №35622
 06.09.2010
xxx: He is so modest that even a square root takes only with permission.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35621
 06.09.2010
<[Dom]AntiPetya> Blind in 3 days to mail sent 67 emails... chat or delete all at once

<[Sky]Petya> and I’m 168, but I’ll read it all and answer it all

<[Sky]Buy_BK0011> [Sky]Petya: [Dom]AntiPetya Do You Measure the Scriptures?

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №35620
 06.09.2010
I downloaded Franz List’s music without reading the torrent description... I downloaded a gigabyte of note in.pdf.)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №35619
 06.09.2010
The amount of material absorbed is back proportional to the number of drawings on the fields

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №35618
 06.09.2010
I signed your eggs.
YYY: and you? to me? When is?
XXX: In the list of products.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №35617
 06.09.2010
He invented an absolute weapon to drive his wife away from the note: to a daughter (1,5 years old) you say bite your mother - it will be ripped into a bite. It stops when the wife takes her to another room and distracts something.
But there is a bite: the team bites my dad wakes me up in the morning...

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №35616
 06.09.2010
Showed a familiar stalker, sitting playing.
The dialogue:
Where to get the ammunition?
Take off the corpse.
Where to get the corpse?
Noah, kill someone
How can I kill someone if I don’t have ammunition?
Noah is bleak.

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35615
 06.09.2010
NimdaMan: Recently, the discovery documentary was about UFO research in the USSR, there is such an old bearded type flooding, something about how our types investigated the bodies of aliens from a crashed flying plate in the 1970s. “Imagine a Russian laboratory, dirty, crude, cold... That’s what I wanted to say—filled with hungry scientists from the Gulag. Drunk and unshaken, they open the poor humanoid with a rotting spoon.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35614
 06.09.2010
Suddenly, Lada-Kalina became one of the automotive safety leaders.
The exclusive set included: Putin V.V - 1st + SUVs with armed security.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №35613
 06.09.2010

Chronic wrote:

She is fucking inadequate and very cute. After an hour of sex, I fall away from her all wet, I swallow, and she pulls sweetly and says, "I am so good... so good... I want you to thank you for the accident."

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №35612
 06.09.2010
All conflicts between men and women are due to the lack of sex in one place and its excess in another.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №35611
 06.09.2010
Have you seen the beginning?
HH: Is it there?
Dreams in Dreams, Dreams in Dreams.
Naah Naah Naah

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №35610
 06.09.2010
And Semela was immediately embraced by fire. Zeus had the time to tear her out of the womb a premature fetus, squeezed in his hip and successfully carried it. Thus, Dionysus was born by Zeus from a hip. When Zeus was suffering from childbirth, Poseidon served him with tuna.
The Greeks seemed to be the other Fantasers.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №35609
 06.09.2010
I live by the sea. In all shops, bars, hairdressers, etc. Announcements of type:
"In swimsuits and swimsuits in the store, do not enter!"
I am standing next to one of these shops, watching a picture. Suitable for men -> Stick to the ad -> Bitterly breathing -> Removing shorts -> Removing sweaters -> Dressing shorts -> Coming d store...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №35608
 06.09.2010
Talk of young friends:
She: Zhenya, when will God give you brain? 25 years...
Is it new?
She is the first!! to

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