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Curiosity Killed the Cat.
When to land on Mars or later?
1: Actually it was a proverb such, in translation "Curiosity and the cat lost", but your version I like ;-)

In the past month, I had to contact the Russian Post twice. Once awaited a package from Moscow, the second - a banderol from Peter. I live in the far north. After reading these terrible stories about the Russian Post on your internet, I was prepared to expect the worst.
I found the notification about the shipment from Moscow 2 weeks after placing an order in the online store. I went to the post office waiting for a long line. There was only one person in the department. I turned to the empty window with the question where I can get the package, to which the young and smiling operator replied: "Let me give you it". Polite and jokingly, my package was handed over to me and in 5 minutes I left the office in a very elevated mood. I wrote it all down to the fact that I came in the day when everyone was working, I myself was walking the last days of vacation at that moment.
Banderol from Peter went about a week. I followed her after work. Yes, now it was the turn. 3 people on 2 windows. I got a banderol in 10 minutes, again I was polite and smiling served, and that given the fact that I came without notice, just on their tracker site saw that the banderol came. The message, by the way, I discovered the same day, returning from the mail.
The question is: what did I do wrong?

It is written on your forehead:
I am the perfect wife, but I will not.

X: Noot is a thing
Y: I want myself. My dad said he would buy in 2 courses. In the second class, I can buy myself.
X: from where?
My mother is cursed.

from RU Trevel. About the airports.

xxx: The time for the opening of the gate has come, the gate is not opened, everything is shorter as usual. 90% of passengers are in line.
Everyone has built up and stands waiting for them to be launched to certain places that no one else can occupy.

Yyy: We had so much fun at DME when our flight was postponed. We approached the random gate in three and after 5 minutes there was a man 30 behind us) Then we went to the next.)

XXX: Well, so I am studying anatomy) Latin on Friday
How often do you speak Latin?
XXX: You ask as a doctor about constipation...)

I have an idea. On New Year's shows to school-age children show scenes in which, for example, Spider-Man, Batman, Hulk, Iron-Man and others are bored by blue. Olympic system, then the final. It solves many disputes. At the end, Ivan Tsarevich fuck the winner with a sword. Because you are here.

"Don't go away, passports are taken at least for a week, or even for two, before the wedding and given back during the ceremony. School of Heroes.

A married man.”

You’re not a fool either, uncle. No one, except the police, has the right to withdraw the passport in general, neither the rental nor the ZAGS. The passports are taken directly before the ceremony, solely to put the stamps while the solemn part is going.

A twice married man. and :)

CHC: (working as a teacher): Get a certificate from the police, a certificate from a psychiatric hospital and a certificate from a narcological clinic - this is the PRICE for teaching children today.
ZZZ: When I think of my teachers, I regret that no one was obliged to receive such certificates before!

I have some apathy.
xxx: I am playing games
xxx: set up
XXX: I don’t play
I feel like a smoker who, by habit, pulls out a cigarette, lies in his mouth, but does not burn.
I have heard of this disease.
YYY: It could end badly.
You can stop playing.
YYY: This is
I heard even girls can get married.
YYYYYYYYYYY

My husband went to work after the wedding.

HGH: Congratulations to you! Advice for Love!
WOW : WOW!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh? to
Wow, I say it is all.
HH: What happened?
WOW: It happened that this idiot only in the door of the Zagsa remembered that he rented a suit, and left his passport in bail!
Fuck... Fuck...
WOW: That’s what I said before I fuck him with my bouquet.

Potency, from a physical point of view, is just a struggle of gravity and pressure.

We sit with a girl in the kitchen. for the background is playing our radio"... delay the salary... we sit we think it would last until the end of the week... we thought it was counted, it is very little... we are upset... and here the radio burned "aaaaaa..we live to die tomorrow!"

Listen, and go to the Military and Space Academy. A. F by Mozart :D
I'll be in one city :R
A military space academy? Hm...
YYY: The cosmopolitan?? to

Decided in which century to read the novel of Irvin Wales "On the Needle / Trainspotting".
I bought a book from a boxer at a trade fair for 80r.
I chose a day, freed myself from affairs, bought all kinds of Germanic, sat down to read.
This is, fucking a notebook! The Block!! All pages are empty! A stylish cover...

I never thought that if an emergency car approaches the entrance with a scratch, and an entire brigade of sanitary technicians carry out the entrance with their eyes opened, throwing tools on the road, it is even worse than a fire truck.

Natural Pools in Turkey.

Olga Vigilant
I was bathing here.

Anton Rodichkin
It was great, I was swimming there too.)

by Vadim Podolyan
What a nice people.)
I wrote there.)

Played with friends in the game "Crocodile" (Explanation of words/frases by gestures)
I decided to make a joke to guess a friend the phrase: "Potma hangs from the upper run" (DoTa)
It would be nothing, but he explained!! to

I went to Ikea today.
YYY: I’ve finished my pencil too. Do you share?

by Yasviridov:
In the autumn update of the game Angry Birds will appear a new bird, which, circling on a delta plane, will wet pigs in varieties.