Kins1ayer: You are what? =) is
GeBo4ka: I’d kill him because I’d fuck him!
Kins1ayer: That explains everything *HAPPY*
GeBo4ka: Yes because fuck the hood
Kins1ayer: Then it is outrageous ]:->

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Contact dead 2nd day!!!!! to

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Contact is dead. Long live the brain!

YYYY
In other words, PPC)

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I am so happy! I am so happy!

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Students give up their tails.

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The students will start teaching!

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Wives are dinner for husbands.

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Your husband will not be delayed at work.

YYYY
If all of the base had landed.

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I would quit and smoke.

One “typical blonde” says: “My mom smoked during pregnancy...and nothing...it’s okay.”

We were sitting at the Moscow airport, waiting for our plane to land in Turkey. A girl next to me, 6 years old, told someone with a cute child's voice: "If the plane crashes and we all die, you can get the black boxes and understand what happened. The black boxes are strong, they don’t burn. It added a lot of optimism. 😉

If you can, playing in Counter-Strike: Sourse, put a headshot with a knife through a wall in the pop to your opponent, who is on the other end of the card, on another server, and who plays in Team Fortress 2 and is under the action of a uber-charge, then know that in terms of cheating you have reached perfection.

We watch a video recording of one of the halls we watch and there the Operator-cassor and the guard arranged an orgia, well we say them on the carpet and write please explanatory... Here they write what they said from 10 p.m. visitors did not, at work they did everything, and then we became bored and we had sex, the entire administration cried... (rofl)

Nick: Modern youth believes that the word "lošárik" derives from the word "lošár".

_Sirion: I enter the Yandex query "piddy"
Sirion: And he asks me this way: maybe you were looking for “pidkasysty”?
Sirion: Oh, this man knows what a man needs

[Ego 03:32:39] I have a question
[Alucard] What
[Ego] I mean I go through dark communication corridors. From the smoker. There are two girls in front of me. One of them is telling a horror movie. Probably just looked. Everyone is impressed. And the hell dragged me to come from behind and do something like 'bu'... Not only did they rebuild the floor of the floor with their scream.
How much faster to remove the blue?
[Alucard] :-D Where
Fuck, this is not funny! Under the eye! Scuco, when they are upset, they can’t do anything, and when ' ghost' fucking, in the eye so will give that any Denny Phil is upset!!! to

Samarin: In the "level" it is uncomfortable to do secas. Especially if we are three.
Liloo: There is also written 4 on 4!

If two cats are charged with different charges, will they stick together? Will there be lightning?
Yyy: If only one of them is actually a cat.

Cognitive dissonance is when you learn that the mother of the ordinary Russian man Yuri Shevchuk is named Fania Akramovna, and the grandfather of the ordinary Russian man Vladimir Vysotsky is Wolf Shliomovich.

I am in a traffic jamming. I got Annie’s phone to read. The word "Joke" means silence. I again "Joke" - result 0. and so on 8. on the ninth, hoping to get a response of the type "such a command does not exist", I write "no how to fool?" - silence. And then I understand with horror that I write all this to the client.

My mom had a snack on the day, for a week I ask:"Mom, what to give you?". Silence, with the rubbing of the hands and the blinking of the eyes in response all week...The day before it comes, you can see that it wears insomnia, the type you’t guess, and you won’t ask much...I repeat my question...Silence and looking into the floor, she gives me:"No, you can give the car to the country..."I’m in shock, I say:"An alternative is there?"...The alternative was the CUB DOWN...on the same date... in shock...I don’t want to retire.

A familiar photographer told me. I write from the first person.
Kalymya somehow at the next wedding, everything as usual: photos in nature, on all the backgrounds there, etc. Now it is time for the restaurant. The guests gathered near the entrance, the parents hold the caravan, everyone is waiting for the young and the court enters, everyone freezes and breathes deeply. But a minute passes, another, no one comes out, silence...We decided to open the doors ourselves...and we watch the painting with oil, the bridegroom and the bride shook the buffalo in an embrace, all in shock. But that's not all, his wife was somehow brought home (to sleep out), and the bridegroom went away a little and went to a restaurant, and when he was congratulated with the wedding, he was offended and spoke: "What a bad wedding, I have a birthday!"and "

Conversation with a friend:
We currently have 5 people in the company. You need to find a girl.
Wow: Yes, the current stuff is on the throat...I’d like to get it done first...
Q: Is there anyone in the reception?
I don’t believe in signs...

Previously, Lenya Golubkov advertised all kinds of lies, and now Putin...

such an impression that neighbors even paste wallpapers with a perforator

The xxx:
How did my LG get me?
YYYY :
What is?
The xxx:
Charging to call is not enough, but feeding, vibrating and flashing the lighting every 5 minutes it can
YYYY :
XD is

Without doing anything, you never know when you will finish.