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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10433
 27.09.2008
xxx: favorite chat there treats on the female part, so habahaba current in the rubber
Zucca as a child
It was fun for the kids...
I am jealous

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №10432
 27.09.2008
From Asha
Blondes are all stupid.
yyy: not true, not all (((
xxx: well well then 99.99%
YYY: Then I get into that 1% :-R
xxx :-) well I noticed it!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №10431
 27.09.2008
From the forum:
Today there was such an episode in the stalker: it dimmed for a second, a lightning-like sound was heard, the zone shattered and the inscription appeared: the indicative time before the discharge - 25 seconds. I had nowhere to go, so I just waited. After 25 seconds, the game fell into the window. This is what emissions are.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №10430
 27.09.2008
Lich: Interesting, only to me in the quipe, the x-status "fun" resembles an unbrown cockroach, who still found beer in the refrigerator?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №10429
 27.09.2008
Dasha
Hi Hi Hi Hi Hello Anthony!

Antonya
Hi to

Dasha
Anton, I have a big ass.

Antonya
Congratulations

Antonya
I can recommend doing sports.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10428
 27.09.2008
by ANO:
is normal. I work.

by ANO:
Only the trunk in the cabaret I did not learn to wear and in the cosmetic it does not wet

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10427
 27.09.2008
I promised on my head: I will give my first gift to the one who will first congratulate me on my birthday. Now I think: how to find the QIP developer team and whether they will rate my family trousers in a cage.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №10426
 27.09.2008
I am such a romantic ^_^ even after the phrase "you know, I thought in the morning - you are such a dude!", the first thought - she thought of me >_<

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №10425
 27.09.2008
The preamble. Our gender is quite an adult person, but childhood is still playing in one place. His secretary, Lenochka, has a 3rd size and legs from ears, but, strangely, also a fairly high IQ. Once they argued who would build the tower above using only cocktail tubes. The tower should stand for a minute. Lenochka over two days confidently wins, the tower of Gendira is higher, but has never stood for a minute. Genders occasionally calls the cane to see how it does not fall.
The Ambulance. The reception director. A delegation of 5 men of the supposed partners is sitting, waiting for them to be accepted by the gender. Here, through a loud communication through the negotiator, a joyful voice will be heard: "Lenocha, run fast to me, I seem to be standing again!"and "
Four men from the delegation are instantly stunned. Red Lennochka quickly runs into the room of the gentrician. The lady from the delegation participatively notices that the gender we have is strict.
The curtain.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №10424
 27.09.2008
Vladsons
Somewhere he heard that a guy was doing yoga and stumbled from the 4th floor broke both legs and says that he will continue to do it. I am looking for O_O

Spoken
Vladsons) and I heard somewhere that the guy was engaged in anism and broke himself 2 arms and says that he will continue to do it. I am doing yoga.

Aristotle
And I heard somewhere that one guy started practicing yoga and stopped practicing anism. I want to practice yoga.

Fact
I’ve never heard anything like this, but now I’m trying to do yoga too!)))))))))))) WOW

strange
And I heard that the guy was engaged in onanism, **wrenched from the upper shelf, broke something from the fool, and now he has only left yoga)))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10423
 27.09.2008
My sister lives in Germany and studies as a pharmacist. They have a new chemistry teacher, a man they’ve never seen before. Someone is sitting on a change and asking my sister to teach them to speak Russian. She decided to teach them a simple and understandable Russian word "Pidoras". And here all the students, in order to better remember repeat this word choir. And here comes a new school of chemistry, which, as it turns out, also once lived in Russia.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10422
 27.09.2008
sho0ler: Here you bought a Nokia N81 8GB device, who can tell you where and where to get the software for the GPS of this device?
Pizzotmetrovruberoida: come to us in the area... everything will be... electricity in the evening... we and the boy will bring...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10421
 27.09.2008
Damirx: Crows do not have the same nervous system as humans. They should be frightened by other things.
How to scare them?
That’s what it’s like: fuck, fuck! > O

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №10420
 27.09.2008
[14:44:28] <%Catshy> Blythe
[14:44:35] <%Catshy> how I am afraid of the cock of this chicken
[14:44:39] <%Catshy> shooting there fool in the oven
[14:44:41] <%Catshy> O_O
[14:44:51] * %Catshy cooker

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №10419
 27.09.2008
Useless: Yesterday the beer drank.
Useless: At work, his servants did not back up. The rookie rookie started, decided to do...
Useless: Well, at night they put everything down, scattered. Raid was carefully placed on the corner of the table.
Fainted by Faint. I guess it ?
It is useless :)
Useless is yes. According to all the laws of the genre, the kitty uncomfortably swings his hand and the raid flies beautifully to the floor.
Useless: The grave silence. The guilty man stands up and goes out.
Useless: Everyone is sitting. Everyone in Aachen. No one is in a hurry to inform the chief.
Useless: After half an hour the culprit returns, silently gathers everything in place and turns on. Everything goes.
Useless: Colleagues start to question what it was and where he went.
Useless: "I went to church. I put a candle on it"

[ + 109 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №10418
 27.09.2008
On the way home at 4 in the morning, I was met by three cops. When I realized that the world could not be separated, I grabbed each of the traumatic pistols and while they were rolling, specifically jumped on their ribs and eggs, and then raised their teeth. If you think I am a fool and not worthy of living, press a minus. You think I did the right thing, plus.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №10417
 27.09.2008
YYY: I have jeans on my ass "sensor"
YYY: the expression "I feel with a jail" has a very complete meaning...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №10416
 27.09.2008
In a couple, a friend told that he on his site is constantly commented by a user under the nickname Admin - he changed his name to Guest, to which the user left the following comment:
admin
Do not correct my name anymore. I am called so. I am from Kazakhstan!! to

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10415
 27.09.2008
Now you can still hear the surprise if someone strikes the key with ten fingers looking at the monic...
But soon they will be cheerful to the one who will write clearly with a pencil.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10414
 27.09.2008
<Ilia> I just think the guitar is better than self-taught or as...
<Billie> I want a female guitar
<Lily> O_o
<Billie> self-taught
<Billie> is

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