XXX: How is your day?
YYY: I will tell
YYY: The whole essence of the past week fits into one event today: the girl Katya, who works with us as a receiver of applications and a pet quote, hanged today on the wall in a series of five photographs of Jim Carrey with different facial expressions. and signed: "choose your mood for today". She hanged a butterfly to attach it to Jim Carrey’s face. After lunch, our boss came, looked at it, went out, printed a healthy penis on the A4, cut it off, came and glued it on top of Jim Carrey. and went home. The end.

This is:

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The real announcement:
I exchange vengeance in the garden 208 for the Richarda Zorge 48/3 with a lapidary inclination child 2010 gr group 5-6 for kindergarten 191.

Logopeds will help, ah...
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It’s not "goodbye" Vengeance in the kindergarten is something! and :)

From Habr:

Conservancy: That is what can be. But I prefer not the canned foods themselves, but the knowledge of how to make them on the knee.
Yyy: Well, if there is something to do with these canned foods – then and do them, in principle, it will not be very necessary. Or do you want to prepare your own conserve stock in advance?
What does it mean – not very much? Here is the northern foul fox. The cow turned. What will you do? Cut a piece, right? Do not eat immediately.
zzz: Wearing a two-legged, carefully sewn cow on a cart... I am a doctor, I can’t make canned foods)

But, yes, violently dismantle your relationships with all the honest people - it is just ugly, and has little to do with orientation.
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Here is this. You can build a long relationship. Then dismantle violently.

So the law prohibiting adoption primarily protects children, not restricts homosexuals.
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Mr. Good, this law, like many others, protects anyone but not children. Different children have always been poisoned and poisoned, and a child raised in any other family can get no less. The reason can be anything, but it depends on the parents how they will react to the fact that their son or daughter offends their mate.

The behavior of children, especially young children, shows how parents behave towards the child and the world as a whole. And if you encourage harassment – no matter what the cause of the harassment is – it is you who harasses the children, by your vocal or clandestine encouragement to violence, and not a couple of gay or lesbian women who have decided to adopt a child.

You want to put children under a glass lid, but the world is different. Everything happens in it. And it is better if the child is ready for this uncertainty - and knows that there will be a place for him in the world regardless of orientation. Don’t cover yourself with the protection of children when there is nothing behind it but stereotypes, irresponsibility and hypocrisy.

On September 28 in Moscow a rock concert under the motto "World Without Drugs".
It was:
In Moscow, the festival "We are without drugs!" begins. Group leaders are on stage.
Hi to you! You’ll laugh, but we’re really out of drugs. Help whoever can!! to

I bought a suitcase. Funny and orange white
I approach the box with a suitcase and a cart.

I: I have a suitcase! I put on tape *
The boxer: “Breaking”
I: *I put other products on the tape*
Q: Do you need a package?
I : No. I also have a suitcase!

Well here it happened. Now, thanks to the contact, I was finally able to see most of the students who come to me for lectures!

by CostanTM:
I once drove along the route of km 120, around the field, beauty, and here a bunch of spiders on the road got caught, flew right in front of my nose, but apparently not all had time. He heard a couple of beats, well, did not pay attention to this matter, rushed and went far. About 100 km later I stopped at the toilet and looked there, and there are 2 spiders on the bumper I was sitting with their sticks, they crashed and flew away, apparently in shock, so 100 km with me and traveled :-)

The Master:
You can imagine how they materialed you when they flew 100 km back :-).

In fools and smart things turn out to be some foolish things.

Lunch

The Emergency Bodies
and jargon. Marines of Emergency Service

The weak three-point storm is perceived somehow even epically, when you are on the deck and look and try not to lag behind the unconsciously swirling horizon. But here in the cabin, the cat turns a man into a prisoner of some furious children's attraction. Oh, there would be a window for orientation, though small, but there are no windows and can not be, because the ship is terribly military.
The stinking smell of the kitchen can’t be ignored.
And on top is good: the wind, the salt splashes in the face, the cap that flew into the Baltic Sea... Romance.
I, clinging to the chilly perils, almost shouted to the commander of our ship, a man young but already captainly bald.
Far away, five kilometers away, the same shipwreck talked about as ours, and the combat task he had was similar: to arrive at the specified time at the specified point of a distant city on Neva.
The commander shouted, pointing his hand to the distance:
- This is the corvette "Large-sighted" (although he may have called it in a different way, I will not mention it, but no less bravo) there the commander serves my fellow, a good man. Oh, his officers had already eaten, it was time for us too.
I had nothing against lunch and we went to the officer cabin company.
Moving along the belly of the ship and trying not to hit the special glands that are spinning everywhere to spot and break the skull, I suddenly thought. For me, a man of deep land, here everything was a strange thing, at first I even thought that: "Huis", "Bak", "Balan" and "Ut" are all the names of sailors, and how it turned out that only Balan was the name...
But fucking how? How, from such a giant distance, our commander established with the naked eye that the lunch and the officer’s lunch had begun at the “Dalmatianship”?

We came to the officer cabin company, the cock here was almost not felt, and maybe the sea was slightly quiet.
White scrolls, forks, knives and music. Cleanly tasty and comfortable.
After lunch, I and my filming team went to the sailors to film and their unhappy meal.
No scatters, no scissors, not even music, but as it was, and the cat sharply intensified.
The sailors, holding the dishes in their hands, barely had time to catch the baskets with unsweetened compot leaving on the table.
In general, the unshakable shipyard traditions of the days of serfdom right, from the unusual, are immediately thrown into the eye. Some teams say, “Too!” “Come out to build, in working dresses!”
And toilets and dining rooms (pardon, gallions and cottage companies) are a separate topic. The "emergency body" under the threat of death cannot visit the Mitchman toilet, and the Mitchman officer. So I remember the German plaque dusty on the roof of my Lviv house: "nur für die deutschen - only for the Germans"

And here is this fierce catch, as if nature itself had invaded against the unfortunate sailors...
But the mystery with an officer's lunch at the distant "Dalomon", I didn't stand it and turned to the guys:
- Brothers, do you know what a ship does when officers go for lunch? Which flag is raised?
The sailors skillfully jongled the soup in the plates, the evil roasted, exhausted themselves and replied:
- When the officer goes to eat, the ship changes course, turns across the waves, chooses the desired speed, so that the stabilizers of the catch work better and then the talk like never happened. And when they are eaten, the ship again returns to the previous course, and also crashes as undermined to catch time. Then we, the dogs, command to eat lunch.
How do the circles ride on the table? Sometimes they even jump through a high border.

I turned on the TV - there Putin about Ukraine. On the Internet, there is Putin about Ukraine. I bought the “Russian newspaper” – there Putin about Ukraine. Scuco, can I find out anywhere about the prospects of repairing roads in the Tambov region?

xxx: I sit in the dining room and I hear such a wild cat scream from the kitchen area. I think I got the time to cook the cottage.

At the lecture, the preacher complains that everyone is eating.
- As they say "on the full stomach teaching..."
The voice of the audience
... the light

We will make you energy-saving bulbs to raise the price of electricity, justifying the lower earnings.

At night I fall asleep, my husband has been dreaming for a long time, decided to embrace him. He hugged me, kissed me, and continued the dialogue.
I want you, but I don’t want you...
Why is?
And you don’t have a cardana, so you’re a front-wheel drive, and I love 4WD.

I add :
to this:

You laugh, and when I was a child, when I read the Bible, I sincerely thought before eight or nine years that men were giving birth. Then God had mercy on them.

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And I don’t understand how Adam and Eve could have had grandchildren if there wasn’t incest.

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It becomes even more incomprehensible considering that Adam and Eve had only sons. If you read the Bible, you may not be so wrong.

here here :
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JohnDow: I will marry my sister. 37 years old, smart, financier, self-providing, Eburg. Write in face.
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37 is a lot.
37 and not 73.
send out, but not by post of Russia, and then just to the 73rd and reach (

here here :
If you do not like contextual advertising, it is very easy to change it. I do this: I enter the search engine something like "meancoons feed", I go to a couple of pet sites - and all, you have a cat in all contextual fields! Don't forget - "the invisible hand of the market is made of delicious invisible meat" (c) xkcd
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If you do not like contextual advertising, set yourself an adblock, and you will be lucky. A lot of happiness. Tested, the result is 100%!

This smart man:

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This smart
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In the meantime, the problem has a simple solution - when I married, I left a girl's surname and didn't change any documents!
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I had a friend named Dubin, married, his wife naturally did not want to be Dubina, left her girlfriend.
A few years later, when the child in the kindergarten began to teach how to name mom and dad by fatherhood, he came home and asked:
“Mom, what are you unborn to us?
My mother thought and changed her name.
Good luck to you and your cats!
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First, parents should explain to the child the name of their mom and dad, not in the kindergarten.
Secondly, a child at a young age does not realize the degree of affinity to the extent that adults can. So, with the teacher, you should find out the question of what heresy she blows in the ears of children.