Why does my smartphone, made to serve humans, respond to touching a cat’s legs?

I can't find a building fan, I call a friend.

X: Hi, did I accidentally give you a building fan?

Y: No, I didn’t know you had it.

X: I feel like you know right now.

Here is the key phrase!

"I don’t work on a specialty because I didn’t set a goal for myself at first".

To what extent was it then necessary to study, to occupy someone else's place, in vain to spend the money that the state allocated to make an engineer appear in the country? Maybe someone who wants to build bridges, cars, airplanes, got to the university?

He treats me like a deer. Type of Utopia. And I am so dumb in the needles. and dwarf.

The president should be shown on television every day so that the people don’t think he’s escaped.

The Chocolate

Habit already to this (I want to write to our site), decided to share.

I read the sad story of a 6-year-old boy who was looking for money under the benches in the park to cure his father from drunkenness. Well, and the comment there was one evil person. About that it doesn’t happen. I remembered my own.

It was before March 8. I went with my wife to the shopping center. She wanted to give a gift to her close friends. Tea + chocolate + original packaging. He chooses, he chooses. I just look at tea. I see a boy 7-8 years old. The appearance is very... Well, like an oppressor. And a look. Evaluation and study. He got closer to the door. Not because I wanted to catch in case, no. On the contrary, do not let go, in order to avoid clashes and problems.
He stands and looks. very calmly. And I look at him. I see trousers, which are released three times per height, a coat with short sleeves, wool folds from scratched folds. It was a hat in which three brothers grew up. All washed for N-three times, smoothed. Self is clean. Look calm, confident and adult.
And I see that he is not going to steal anything. He just...eats. Eating with eyes. He won’t be able to buy this cracked chocolate, allegedly handmade. Not white, not black, not milk. He just breathed it.
It was fucking. He goes out of the store, I say, wait. He stopped, looking calmly, manly. So he asks. I say, let me give you it. He immediately understood what I was talking about. – I don’t know. I bought the chocolate and gave it to him. He put his hand in his pocket, extending his hand:
and thanks.
I looked at him and saw that he was going home and bringing a gift to his mother and sister for March 8.
He went and smiled like a happy man who found what he was looking for. Small and bright.
be happy.

Andrei Nelyov was arrested for bribery of 500,000. Given that for 7 billion Vasilyev received 2.5 years, he will get no less than 10 years. In Russian justice reverse proportionality - the more the stolen the less the term. A bribe of 10,000 is punished with life imprisonment - so that the prices do not fall, damn!

You haven’t been calling or writing for a long time. How does it?
Not bad, short film, here I watched.
yyy: "28 minutes of vacation"

What is "I want more", works like mixing the exact same quotes? After 4 rounds, I wanted to have a button "catch!".

September 26th is World Contraception Day. Congratulations to all Gondons on their professional holiday!

Radio Russia just opened my eyes.
It turns out, "Without hands, without a towel, a fence is built" - it is not a ants, but a web.
The Web, Carl
The web is a hole. No, do you understand?
Probably for two-dimensional peasants.

Now it’s fashion for hipsters. Have I guessed?
It seems to have already passed.
What is fashion now?
Crisis today, not before the fucking.

Bestsellers of this season
Condoms with garlic taste
Sex can be done.
Prevention of Orvi

to those who complain at the ceremony of the Sberbank and the Post of Russia:

I live temporarily in Europe, I get an American visa. I went to the embassy, they talked, I was checked, all the affairs, send an email: dear one, the check is over, we are ready to put you a visa in the passport, let it be here.

Well, I was delighted, I have this visa center in 10 minutes from work, I think I will go now.

I am still reading emails. Write, send a letter to this address, it will answer you and send a label. You will stick it on a envelope in which you can send your passport to the visa center for free (in the Deutsche Post office).

How about the scheme? How many new jobs have been created?

I have been working in the same office for five years. Dismissal is not planned, but the resume on the Internet hangs - suddenly they will offer something good.

One day, a young man calls and proposes to work with him on a project. With no budget (i.e. free), but for a beautiful line in a work biography. I explain that he confused something, I have been working for ten years, I have not given up on a beautiful line without a salary. I get a very offensive answer:

You are not ambitious at all!

XXX: Do not talk about this.
The lower category is the spider: he foolishly mocked over everything and the whole, the oncrin, and he is forgiven.
He is wise, he serves the strong master.
The jokes are divided into Arlikins and Pueros.
Arlikins are evil laughers, laugh even where it is not appropriate, they are laughers.
Pueiro - their antipod, somehow Pueiro could inspire people a sad smile
Highest category: Clown
This is a master joke. He - even out of shit jokes, his calling - exclusively positive
So here
The fools were Arlikins; they laughed but were sad.
...and after the "licedeas" disappeared, there were no clowns.

YYY: Fatal Error Eye Explosion on
line 1: missing symbol [ i ] in word [ speech ],
line 2: missing symbol [ {SPACE} ] in word [ oncritin ], unknown word [ critin ], may be [ cretin ]?, missing symbol [, ],
line 4: unknown word [ arlykin ], may be [ arlykin ]? missing symbol [, ], unknown word [ mockers ], may be [ mockers ]
line 5: unknown word [ pjeero ], may be [ pjeero ]? missing symbol [ - ] in word [ some ],
line 7: redunant symbol [ - ],
line 8: missing symbol [ : ],
line 9: redunant symbol [ - ], missing symbol [, ]

Warning! You mind is heavily damaged!

Alcoholic to note: 400 grams without snacks, the body, not tormented by narzan, nothing but poisoning and heavy cuddling are not threatened. Daily 400 grams without snacks for a long time - threatens acute alcoholic hallucinosis. But the classic white tea, it is also delirium tremens, it is also an alcoholic delirium - it is the opposite when after a long drinking the body suddenly loses the ability to take inside everything that is stronger than tea, there is a withdrawal syndrome, restless sleep, well, on the evening of the second, third day after stopping drinking it - a white tea.

Xxx
The patriarchal society invented shirts to make it easier to rape women.
Well what? He picked up his shirt and swallowed. I still have to put my pants off.
Zzz
Men were raped in Scotland.
YYYY
No, just the Scots went further and decided that to take off the pants too long.

The beginning of a child’s tale exploded the brain:
In a hole in the wall in a room in a house in a street in a city in a country in the world in the universe lived a mouse.

Haber, article about the new font from Apple:

Paranoik: Now I know why I upgraded to iOS 9 on the iPad, the screen split did not appear, so though the two-point is centered.