My grandfather was born in 1909 and worked for a long time, up to the age of 76. For 60 years, he received in service a gift of expensive (300 rubles) and a deficient novelty - a radio on his legs, they only started to produce them.
After a while, I had to bring the radio to the home to repair.
Having seen such a rare inexpensive thing, there gladly counted for repair more than 10 rubles (you understand, a considerable amount of money in 1969). Grandfather paid for it. The next morning he was called, long apologized for the mistake and that the amount is about 3 rubles.
The grandfather thought and decided that the price was reduced when they read the engraved gift plaque on the radio: "That's for good faith work on the day of the 60th anniversary. Signature of the Prosecutor General of the USSR
by R. A. Rudenko.
(My grandfather served in the prosecutor’s office for 40 years.)

News from 2020:
In Moscow, riots broke out in the Russian Quarter.

Russian scientists are slowly beginning to change the magnetic field of the earth (:

<[Sky]Enlarge_you_pencil> iKrevedko

xxx: "Smoking kills" written on cigarettes
xxx: I attributed "and also robbed, raped and insulted by the mat".
I think it's time to quit (

In Spanish, Perla Negra means black pearl.
In Russian, everything is written and read.

X. I have a small year today)))
Congratulations to you ?
x.Ediaj came, picked up a sports suit, such a small puppy in it.))))
I bought her seed. ?
X Why?? to
X. A A A A G G G G G G G G G))))

Sex in the shower:

XX: Even if you were dressed and you were next to me, I’t take you to the shower.

WOW...and I would leave it.)

I am in the shower myself.)

Rat_S – Barrymore, and how did I go bankrupt? It’s all because of your addiction to Russian strawberries, sir!

“The Lada Kalina Sport car was unexpectedly very comfortable, comfortable and reliable,” Putin said. At the tank he had a meeting with other car enthusiasts who went to replenish the fuel tanks of their iron horses. "And you try to buy this car. I assure you, you will not regret", - the prime minister recommended the product of the domestic automotive industry to fans of right-hand Japanese".

I am worried about the health of our Prime Minister.

Q: So what are you? I am sick of him!
NN is sick? from him? Will he soon be a dad?

He: You’re not like everyone else... The other girls are somewhat empty, and you’re...
With a filler?

Just to his neighbor his sister went, brought him a bottle of 0.5 litre mineral:
Sister: Here, I bought you minerals, you asked.
Neighbor: Is she so small?
I’m without a shirt today!
Neighbor: 0_0 I am generally about the mineral.

Lisey
O. found a taxi that costs 30p / km. At the same time, they have a service "treat driver" - 50p / km.

by Elvin
= – O

by Elvin
Is it how?

Lisey
Well, it’s probably when a taxi driver carries you drunk in your own car.

Lisey
I want to believe it.

B: You have seen it? The carpet has been removed [...]
WOW: I know
Father has already said

Soffa: I am lying on the beach, next to me two aunts, a kilogram under 100, and I hear one another saying, "Listen, we will come to Kiev - you need to learn to use photoshop.")))))

My mother told. In the summer, my grandchildren 7 and 10 were in the village.
of years. Then the younger girl approaches her mother and says:
My grandmother has two good and bad news.
My mom said, let’s get bad first.
- Grandma, I dropped toilet paper into a hole (it was in the village toilet)
There is such a hole.
Now get a good one.
“Baby, but I’ve kept the tip of the paper, it can still be pulled out, let’s go.
rather than!

Cursed Advertising: I Fighted With Her!
WOW: How did it fit you? and :)
I just think Red M&M's should meet Green because it's cooler! And she’s that yellow... He’s, you see, more romantic :(
Tagged with: facepalm

I’ve never burned up before.)
We sit with Daddy, we look at the channels, and here we encounter a moment when a man with a big camera photographs a girl with the same big breasts. We are here at the same time:
This is a photocopy!
Here are the titles!
How I was ashamed.

You are beautiful like a peach.
WOW: thank you
xxx: not worth it
Tagged: condolences

A few days ago, the editor of one local newspaper was fired for printing the title of the article "Putin on K. Aline"