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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №53003
 07.09.2011
Talk about abortion
XXX: What about rubber friends?
Are you friends with condoms?
zzz: No, it should be like this: "Your friends are Gandons?"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №53002
 07.09.2011
I have been walking around the universe since September 1st and looking into my faces, trying to calculate first-class students. I recognized them today! Their faces are...not yet stuck and as if even in anticipation of something bright...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53001
 07.09.2011
Irresponsible owners will be stripped of dogs
Comment: Maybe my aunt will be taken from me, I treat her irresponsibly, behaves like a dog.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №53000
 07.09.2011
I was in the bus with my mom yesterday. And the area, such a typical passenger, that it is not a passenger so God's man enters. Well, here, a couple of such old ladies come in, as usual, with Sauron’s eyes on the sitting seat. They catch up, sit down, and one says a phrase, in epicity without limits: "Oh, how the ass sat well, straight as in the grave."

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №52999
 07.09.2011
Chat ffa in quakelive (transliteration): Here the tricks all became, barely won (c) Ner1

[ + 49 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52998
 07.09.2011
The acquaintance from the morning was in the bus, stretches for the trip, well, quite a little 15r. The conductor naturally begins to scream, on the paper she stood collecting. But not long thinking, with a smile takes a little stretches a thousand. Conductor in the car)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №52997
 07.09.2011
Conversation with sister:
The German language is great and incomprehensible.
What is?
I do not understand where the logic is: "fahren" - to drive, "erfahren" - to know. Where is she?
- This is probably like in Russian "you what, do not catch up?", and in their version "you what, do not catch up"?
It is genius.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №52996
 07.09.2011
Once again, I was convinced that no matter how many plates were on the table during the holiday, you can always spread and put the purée.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №52995
 07.09.2011
What color is this "Rin"?
WOW :?? to
Oh yeah, Olka sings: On a big balloon, a rhinus colored manda.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52994
 07.09.2011
I work in a fairly large personnel agency. There are serious uncles with cravates around. But it was only necessary to come to a candidate with the name Piskin...

[ + 77 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52993
 07.09.2011
If I remove the basket, what happens?
Windows will not allow you to do this, because when you do, the basket will remove itself, and if you clean the basket, an endless cycle will begin, which will lead to overload and overheating the processor, resulting in a mini-black hole. This mini-black hole will create a corridor into the past where a portion of your computer will arrive just before you remove the basket. He will instantly block the order to remove the basket, and hop! Nothing will happen.

It happens so quickly and so often that 99.99% of people never know what happened.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №52992
 07.09.2011
I'm very proud of you guys. But can you please play a bit more efficiently?
“Oh you wise men! If you don’t score a goal, I’ll break you all!
Arshavin: Borodjuk-to, out like the language knows!
The head: The head!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №52991
 07.09.2011
Bodya: What would you advise?? to
I love Indian films.
Bodya: Is there anything worth it?
Yanii: Old Buddha
Bodya: About what? : / /
Yanii: A non-moderate policeman prevents the Mumbai mafia from sleeping peacefully. At first, he arranges small evils to the police officer, but then he begins to protect and save him.
Bodya: a confusing intrigue! they were probably brothers, in their childhood they were separated, but they learned about their kinship quite by chance from birthplaces?
Yanni: Have you watched it?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №52990
 07.09.2011
Rambler was pleased with the news this morning:
IKEA suspected of using slaves
I had long suspected it.

[ + 43 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52989
 07.09.2011
Boy (p) and girl (d)
Mmm... It’s so nice, I’ve got my skin cracked!
Q: Dear, are you excited?
D: No fuck, I am a goose!

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52988
 07.09.2011
Q: Young people, does anyone know which organ stops functioning at the age of 12?
UUU: With the onset of puberty... obviously the brain.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №52987
 07.09.2011
If in Donetsk you meet harsh men with blind eyes, remember: miners do not like jokes about homosexuals

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №52986
 07.09.2011
From the discussion of the film:
- = Kio = - Multi is great! I watched Sassuolo yesterday.
Loki: -=Kio=Why are you not so careful.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №52985
 07.09.2011
In the forum:

xxx: They are guilty of themselves, if they were all so straightforwardly devout, well, they would do so by reason.
There is no more than God.

You will be burned in the HYENA of Fire!

Zzz: The Poor Animal

[ + 71 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52984
 07.09.2011
The Hole in 2009:

And even if millions of fellow citizens had offered me to lead our god-elected power, I would have agreed only on the condition of the restoration of the monarchy and my immediate anointing of the kingdom, after which, guided by reasons of honour, I would have imposed a commanding hour, publicly executed ninety percent of government officials, and inflicted a nuclear strike on America.

I like his election program.

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