I had Sasuke’s best friend. One day we fought a lot with him and stopped communicating. Then I decided to write him a letter of reconciliation. I sent it and never received a response. It’s been five years since then, but today I got a call from Sasha! He received this letter a few days ago. The Russian Post can sometimes do wonders, in short :)

The boys are playing, fighting:
The power of the earth!
The power of water!
The power of fire!! (Return to Someone’s Fall)
The Power of Three!! to

Can you sing loudly?
I can loudly Mash and Kat, I’m not.

August 31, in the evening. The child is preparing, like the rest of the family, to enter a new life - he goes to first class, for the first time. And before going to bed, she says proudly: I'm ready, you'll wake me up early tomorrow only! But she still doesn’t know that tomorrow will always be "earlier".

The customer cannot come to the office to conclude a contract. I say :
I’ll make a contract with you, I’ll give it to you. You only send me a scan of your passport - the first page and the one with a passport.
She answers me:
I will send. Then send him back to me. Then I know you. Take a loan for me.

Windows 10 Education is likely to teach you Linux

TV is hot. Transmission about the harm of McDack, the host tells about the world conspiracy and other pleasures and tremors. There is an advertisement with... by TADAM!!! The McDonald’s advertisement. A conspiracy is a conspiracy, and a bubble is a bubble.

As long as the heart pumps blood, we will pump knowledge.
YYY: While we are pumping something unclear, someone is pumping oil :)

Morning at work.
ALHIMIK-1992: What is the relationship between a guy and a girl?
Leidek: The relationship between a guy and a girl is when you work as a courier in a flower store and give the girl the flowers that the guy bought.
ALHIMIK-1992: by a courier?
Leidek is yes. A courier commits a relationship between a guy and a girl (private case)
Leidek: And so is the relationship between two guys, two girls, and sometimes even between one person and a group of people.
ALHIMIK-1992: O_O

Riding a taxi with a friend, the taxi driver sets the route through the Yandex navigator, which after the route is set reports "The route is built". "Jamshut is upset" pronounces my friend.... a viral thing, now I also constantly hear instead of "The route is built" - "Jamshut is upset".

krosavcheg (12:38:25 01/09/2016): gifts! Do you catch Pokémon?

Int_bot (12:39:17 01/09/2016): was the case

Int_bot (12:39:29 01/09/2016): caught one

Int_bot (12:39:51 01/09/2016): trained a long time

Int_bot (12:40:08 01/09/2016): today with his wife on the bat

Int_bot (12:40:20 01/09/2016): to school

hyacinth (12:40:35 01/09/2016): %)

The higher a person’s intelligence, the greater his vocabulary. Someone can divide such concepts as borst, shift, soldier, salt, okroška, gazpacho, etc. Two words are enough: soup and bakery.

The Milk Bottles

Silver cover - milk (28 kopecks 0.5 liters, 46 kopecks - 1 liter); dark yellow - boiled milk (30 kopecks); green (or turquoise) - kefir (28 kopecks); silver-sallad strip - fat-free kefir; blue (or purple) - acidophyllin; purple (or pink) - rye (29 kopecks); silver with yellow strip - cream (35 kopecks); pink - sweet kefir drink "Snow"; yellow-silver strip for cream; blue for honey kefir drink "Kolomensky"; light brown for chocolate milk

I sit in the evening at the compass, play, my wife cheats something there. She is about to move and she is taking the pieces.
"Look, shorts bought last year and they are big"
I understand that with simple "ugua" I will not get rid of and pronounce
"In the midst of growth"
I understood the whole essence of what was said later, but the expression "Silence before the storm" I now perceive literally.

Retyrn: Brothers and sisters, today is a day of mourning. We were abandoned by the brave soldiers of the sofa front. At the same time, we have lost “successful businessmen, smartest politicians, great athletes and outstanding scientists.” We pay tribute with a minute of silence to these Wikipedia experts and the googles. They finally got to the ambulance. Ura to! The Comrades!

Sanya: What to give a beginner jeeper on a wasik for his birthday?
See also: Crooked.

I testify - about the rehearsal of the ambulance - it is true! We hanged the stands in school yesterday, so there checked and microphones, and loudspeakers, and calls, the order is general, a worker with a secondary was wearing, high school students with guitars and drums - the head was swollen, where we were before them with a perforator and drill... It is also a trail. For example... yes?

Is there a definition of Stockholm Syndrome?
and patriotism?

>> how much I live in the world,
I have never seen an ambulance rehearsal at school.

The rehearsal is not all the school, but only all kinds of poetry, singers and dancers. To see each other, they remembered who was behind whom and where to become. Well, and to be less embarrassed at the overwhelming event.
It is yours, Cap.

Discuss the news about the plane from Beijing to Vienna, which landed in Domodedovo due to the overcrowding of toilets:

How to stay in Russia? :) Environmental taxes should be paid.
I think they are feeding well. Portions cut, and the problem will be solved: everything will fly to the destination
5 minutes, girls to the left, boys to the right. Whoever has not arrived is late.
“Chinese rubbish, accidentally discharged in Moscow, sent with DHL at the destination – to Vienna.