Chaika
Telejournalists are philologically illiterate. I’ve read all kinds of submissions to stories several times – it’s shit at all!

Kora_f: I also often make mistakes in articles. Then I read and fuck.

We do everything inadvertently. But you, dude, don’t write "I like that I’m sick with nails"

kora_f: I will write. This will be the title of the article about the love of the indigenous Petersburgers for Neva and Little Nevka.

Dronishe: Do you know why I love anime about space?
The Wing of Night: Why?
Dronishe: Because the space is black
Dronishe: So when I watch an anime about space in HDTV resolution, I don’t have the video slowing down.

AlxV (20:33:29 2/09/2010)
I decided to eat a head of garlic.

AlxV (20:33:34 2/09/2010)
This fucking

AlxV (20:33:45 2/09/2010)
Buried what does not burn.

Yesterday, the admin of our chat had a birthday.
Married to a German, she lives in Germany.
xxxh: I think - give it up, and as a senior moderator, I will first congratulate her with the dungeon. I made a congratulatory page on my website and sent her a text message at 9 a.m. - a happy job type and a link to the page.
xxxh: I wake up in the morning, I go to chat - no license, no modernity, I'm screwed for a day ((((((
YYY:...
I forgot about the difference in time, her sms came at two nights, awakened her three-month-old daughter, she talked to her until the morning afterwards, was evil all day and unsparing.
After a day I changed anger for mercy, I believed that I wasn’t from evil :)

In general, I work with the Federal Communications Operator (we work on WiMax) to connect the client, you need to conduct a survey of the point (on the roof) :) In general, I made an application to the technical department, with the customer in excellent relationships, the matter was closed. At night there was a heavy rain, cold, horror movie! In the morning, the planner, here is the call of the client, you need to pay tribute to the client expressed very culturally, where is your tech director? I say now I eat, I call him, I say, on the wire such a very wants to hear you, pause, then the answer struck me in shock - Tell me that I resigned, I ask - Are you fucking?And then it turns out that he closed the roof of the house and left the client there for the whole night to hang out with the cats. Now the director is not allowed for examination :)

<HenyTRk> called the echotest to check how voip works, but there the cable is not removed!
<HenyTRk> Doctor, I’m all ignored

Have you heard that you can’t buy anything after 10 now except beer? It’s like fighting alcoholism :)
WOW: they probably don’t know how to crack beer >:-]

TV channel "Russia", evening program "Match" with Vladimir Soloviev. The dispute between Zhirinovsky and Mitrochin about the reduction of prices for products of the first necessity.
by Mitrochin:
In the days of the Emperor there were food markets.
Soloviev tells him:
In the days of the king, the king was.

My boyfriend wants sex with me, what should I do?
Ur: to give
Maximus: Give it to him!
Loft : give
Zaha: You viewed the scene of male solidarity))) Say that for you this is a serious step, that you are not ready yet.
Lizz: Zaha, and I would give)))
Loft: Use Zahin’s option, and introduce him to Lizz)))

I went home to the girl to eat. Parents at work. Of the products only household chicken eggs, spotted with strawberries. While I was washing my egg to make an egg, the girl called her mom to work:
“Hi mom, okay, I’m going to eat with Vadim, what do you do? He washes the eggs! And here is my hysterical whistle and handed over to my mother my messy nature.

Title of article:
The method of solving this problem was invented by two scientists who wished to remain unknown, and called the ego "Broumann-Utkin Method".

News on Yandex
2nd In Chechnya, police detained a militant from Moscow.
Did they not confuse? xd

Today on the current witnessed the epic victory of the writer over the apple store.
The writer has an old note of the time of the third century, the apple store has a new macbook.
The apple maker is all overwhelming to the writer, said, your wheel is fucking, and the mac is cool. The writer cries in response. “If you can do on your notebook what I can’t do on MacBook, I’ll give you 10k rubles.”
The writer, without saying a word, takes his notepad and breaks the monitor on his knee. In the apple tree falls the jaw.
The curtain.

and CHC:
Love must warm up.

The Thistle:
by Ugo! but the wool warms better)))

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Go fishing on Monday?
WOW :
My head and spinning are broken.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
He brought his finger with a hook and a cargo and threw it.
WOW :
You are O_O
xxxxxxxxxxx:
No, you are not broken, you are probably broken.
WOW :
No is
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Do we go hunting?
WOW :
Also on the finger?

Popaye: How do you deal with noisy neighbors?
PereTz: I’m lucky, the only thing I have to tolerate is the stones from 23:00 to 23:10 and then the silence =D

What was your first love name?
and Dendi.

Comment on the phrase by Dick Lawyer - Andorran people use small sizes of their fields...":

XHH: "I didn’t understand something. Is there an Andorran version of the football field? Why is it less? Is there anything outside of the country?"

With Dairy
In an attempt to open the fantasy closed by the mother, the hands, the right and the left were scratched, one kitchen towel was ripped, half an hour was spent, flat clamps and a half-meter key were applied.
unsuccessful

It opens on the other side.

xxx: I just read an article about a warm floor with intelligence. I thought he was more intelligent than I was.)

yyy: Hm, he probably even writes the word intelligence with two "L"!

XXX is fucking