xxx: When a dolphin came out to meet me, at three meters, and next to the right in a metre, another one, I immediately realized that it was not Jacques Yves Cousteau, not a young naturalist and not a real diver at all!
yyy: so it had to be for the swimmer to catch him and ride!!!)) People pay for that, and you’re lucky for that! ))
XY: I couldn’t do it. I ran in the water.

<blzz> was sitting at work, because it was boring. He stood up, walked around the room, approached the refrigerator. He opened, looked and hid.
<blzz> felt like at home.

Simon West presents Film "Unstoppable 2" or "Some Old Men Go to Fight... and Statham".)

The mountains of the mountains of the mountains of the mountains of the mountains of the mountains of the mountains of the mountains of the mountains of the mountains of the mountains of the mountains of the mountains of the mountains of the mountains.

xxx: title "200 thousand people crashed the site of «Zenit» after the purchase of Hulk"
XXX is broken!! to

-"Hello.I am this.From the publishing house.Books"
I: "Not interested, thank you."
Do you have children?"
I am: "No."
-"Kamasutra is there"

Raf: I want you.
Nadia: Come here
Raf: I’ll come today
Raf: I will leave the car standing
Do you want so much?
Raf: at the parking lot

The children of Russia! The Mobius tape is a fist!
Sberbank of Mobius. Here is the roughness.

To access the bank online, you need to send a SMS to a short number, then a password will come in response. The login can be obtained by calling the number specified in the SMS. Calling the number you get on an auto-responder, which broadcasts a four-minute nonsense about what this is an offgenic service, and says that the password you can get in SMS, and login by calling the number, in SMS... that is. Which I already called. A closed circle...

Sberbank of Mobius. No complaints from unhappy customers. tk. Stupid is nowhere.

I call the UVD of our district, urgently need their "soap". And I think, say, the organization is literate and there will be no problems with this. Some still explain the English letters as follows: C as a dollar or B as a box...So the call:
I: Good morning, give me your e-mail.
Secretary at the UWD: Hello, but we don’t have him.
I: You have your own website, have you not managed to get an e-mail?
Secretary in the UWD: and we only have an email, nothing else.
I did not dare to violate the subtle mental organization of the local administration and agreed to the email))) said that it was better than nothing.

In the past, the bathroom was in the kitchen and the toilet was on the street.
and what?
and Fu. Imagine it though! Someone is eating and someone is washing. Someone washes and you eat. Eat and wash. No, it is cool!

Intelligence and intelligence at the service of the human body

I sit at work. I want to sleep. The body is placed on the table. The clever intelligence tells everyone in the office: I need to think a little, do not pay attention to me. Intelligence adds: If anything, wake up.

It didn’t burn at all.)

Whitingr: I think if you can’t drink beer in your workplace, you’ve gone wrong somewhere in your life.

Zzz: Yes, let’s show them that we have pop, chest, and higher education!

I: Sun, make me a peanut soup!
My wife: I am fighting.
I: Or the chicken.
My wife: I am fighting. I will give you whatever you want.
I am : Yes? Give me a metallic design!
Bring her here and a large pot.

The fifth iPhone is coming soon.
The price should be lowered by the 4th.
I'll buy a cheap 3D.

You didn’t bring me a flash again.
Jules: I have gone
compass: correctly marked ))

Tagged with: Suki
Lav: I’ve been without the internet all summer (and I don’t regret it), so they decided I was dead and removed me from the ass.

I downloaded a collection of tasks on the state certification in Russian for the 4th grade.And I think nothing in our country has yet to be lost, if the people of normal associations cause such a task: "In the proposal I like to wear a light jacket, high boots and go to wander in the fields outside the city wrongly used verb: a) go b) wander c) dress at what the child reasonably answers, and why so dress in the fields outside the city?

Judging by how the end of the world is constantly postponed, it will begin in Russia.

A real courage is to go into the refrigerator after 6 p.m. for kefir and take kefir!