She: leish, come, help to change the sight
I am: OK
I: The weather, you are not admin?! You are?
She is: Eve
Have you fought with something again?
See also: UGU
The xxx:
One of the common human needs, hunger, thirst, sex, rises to the threshold level and turns into an excitement. According to past experience, a person knows how to cope with this urge, and his motivation is oriented towards a class of objects that are able to satisfy the urge.
YYYY :
Let me tell you, why are you coming to my office?
Why do we go to sleep?!
I’ll find my teeth and go.
You told me for 20 years...
YYY: I clean up
Something I didn’t understand, but when are children’s eyes blue?
WOW: As far as I understand, if the corresponding genes in both parents are recessive
Q: Is it easier?( by
Zzz: In short, children get blue eyes if both parents are blue
ZZZ: Oh...
I can ask you (this is important).
Slash: You are an officer. You can do everything!
Love: I am pleased. And yet, when I stand with my parents, it is not necessary to run to me through the whole square, stretching out my hands forward with the screams of "Sisi!"and "
Slash: Am I in?
At least they didn’t appreciate...
HH: How do I tell you?
See also: Hz. A short one.
You are all the same women!
Letter to Support:
If you do not restart for a few days and open about 20 windows, then the laptop begins to slow terribly, does not open new programs.
Please help resolve the problem.
FUNNY MIME (14:37:53 2/09/2010)
How about 1 cent?
~N@$Jush@~ (14:38:35 2/09/2010)
What else interests you?
FUNNY MIME (14:39:06 2/09/2010)
How about mood?
~N@$Jush@~ (14:39:42 2/09/2010)
It is completely absent...what else?
FUNNY MIME (14:40:26 2/09/2010)
Big Mac big potatoes and medium coke))
xxx (15:09:00 2/09/2010)
Working colleagues ate a zephyr in chocolate, the expiry date of which expired in March
xxx (15:09:09 2/09/2010)
I watched it))
xxx: Yesterday sent an eight-year-old nephew to the jimote of Jorique for an extender
xxx: Say, I say, "Uncle Jora, please give a two-day extender to Uncle Dime," and if, I say, I will not give, say, "What fucking!"
Well, the tribe of the march rehearsed the speech all the way, so as not to forget.
As soon as Juric opened the door, the tribe issued "Uncle Jora, give for two days the extender to Uncle Dima, what a fuck!"
The computer scientist asks:
- How is it called, - and points to the sheet on two sides, - well, it's when you print here and here?
Here are the options of answers:
The Double Print
The bilateral printing.
The mirror print.
and only one guy from the last batch shouted "bullshit it’s called"
XX: I am just making nonsense.
XY: Where is it?
xx to you
Xy: Well, put it there in the corner, next to the nonsense on lean oil. You do not need it, by the way?
Q: Do you have a textbook?
YYY: Eating
Googled by:
Q: How to bring girls for sex in three???? to
A: By secret - for sex three often is quite enough one girl)
xxx: and in general you have recently often started writing "don’t fuck me brain" instead of "I was not right"
What about the body session?
Oh... in the summer?
He: Well you can and the body, the rating will be higher :)
Google Questions and Answers.
Question: Do you agree that believers are better and more moral than atheists?
Answer: If no one is burned on the fire, then yes.
Many are wondering, and why the GDP has actually broken on the yellow rope of Russell - like before the elections is still far away, and it is already running.
Recalling Yeltsin’s last words as president, I ask: what will happen?
Will Medvedev on New Year's Eve say that he is tired and leaves?
Or Putin on New Year's Eve - I rested and came back?
PS cat and shredder in the duumvir!
AbleR: Public transportation is the most efficient device for withdrawing small bills from circulation.
Scream: fucking... now Putin on the television showed... whether the operator did not choose a very perspective, but the lighting - somehow he changed...
Something reminded me of how Anakin Skywalker turned into Darth Vader.