xxx: When I watched the premiere of the Revolutionary Matrix, I had one major question – who will volunteer to stay in the Matrix?
YYY: YYY, the sick people?
xxx: I almost lost that question when I got to know the WOW players more closely.

The epic file is to finish a ped in the specialty of "teacher of Russian language and literature", to arrange to work in school and to discover among his new colleagues his former Russian teacher, who all the senior classes claimed that nothing unusual will come out of me!!! to

The teacher was right...

Conrad: I have been around my house for two weeks by passers walking with a moustache "trollface".
Filina: Why suddenly?
Conrad: Cheap supermarket, watermelon for 9 rubles kg. At 2 meters from it, the ruin with watermelons is already 20 p. Naturally, everyone is stuck in the market and walks past the Hachik Targash with satisfied harvests. And that bricked around the ruin with cries on his tarabar and Russian mother, with a desperate voice trying to advertise his product "Vah nam clanus, shehelmé mehelme delicacies". Even passing by people are in ecstasy =))

In the chat.

Q: What kind of thread can I buy within half a normal?
White bear for 1500r you fuck where to buy.

I invented a new dish.
Take the sauce.
We get into shit.
is ready.
Blind Dog

I woke up in the dining room today. Buying "Greek Coatings"
Eggs instead of meat.

From the news:
Three men entered a gay club and started beating its visitors. Through the guard uninvited guests passed, showing the identities of police officers. During the beat the attackers shouted the slogan "For the Air Force!". and c)

Now the right questions:
What did gay people create with VDV? c) The Goblin
After showing the identity card of the police officers you can go to the gay club =)

News from mayl.ru
The rarest and stupid bird escaped from a circus in Kamchatka.
At the same time, these ads indicate that it is not worth getting close to a rare bird to catch it: the strauss is a very stupid and aggressive bird, it can shake a person.
The first comment:
"We have these straws in full!"

Hi, why wasn’t you at work today?
I was injured yesterday...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh? to
WOW: Yes, my faithful pot with strawberries burned a little. Well, after breaking up, I arranged to clean the pot with a powdered brush in front of the TV. I probably endured for a moment, and then I said, "Dear, I'll give you this star... and then I didn't have time in general, we went to the trauma point...

Comment to News about Ohlabystin's participation in the presidential elections

I already present the meeting of the Cabinet of Ministers: “You, fools and oligophrens, miserable pitecantropes with foam-plated brains! Now, raise up from your chairs those places from which your hands and one curve grow, and rest on doing good to people.

From the tape:
The bulletins will soon look like below:
1st "United Russia"
Just for lulz.
Just for lulz.
Just for lulz.
...

Such a thin and competent trolling, as with ranets I have never seen... continue to burn, long ago did not rust over the loaves that are being led.

The code of the toy:
And let’s give all the people a collashnikov and make them aggressive.
You are better than a crocodile, give it a fire, the dragon will get it.

A cute girl who was given the place of two fighters in a bus that was going to Perm from Silva.

If you read, write me.
I can’t forget you, one of them.

4 one 4 one 5 5 5 5 5

FishBone: Fuck the school
FishBone: first Daddy, now school
FishBone: And then what? Fuck the Institute!
FishBone: after, work, children
FishBone: retirement, miserable madness
FishBone: Then Death
FishBone is fucking! I go to school, I live longer.
FishBone: Who is with me?
JJ: I am
Valkyrie: I
by kinavoa Áthaaway: I
The mask: I
Chinese : I
FishBone: Here are the schoolchildren, and you admin said that all the adults...

"OLYMPIAN, PRIVIEVEET" - cried Kai Metov while passing by a bicycle.

What can be a serious communication with the director in aske, if he has a nick - Count Vishenka???? O_O

How many times have I watched the Pirates of the Caribbean and only in the 4th part realized what unclear was the GPS-navigator of Jack Sparrow...

Are Japanese motorcycles driving on the right? The first comment: No. They drive from behind.and :)

There are millions of prostitutes in the world.
Leo: Never interested, but decided to try.
Lion: And only I, for the first time, could get a girl named Christina Schicklgruber!