I answered:
It confused:
Shi3A is finally out in September! I even started to differentiate who is still a student and who is not.

How do you bluff this?

Ask to go to school in the morning.

Department of Oriental Studies, subject "Introduction to Oriental Studies". Comparing the East with the West:
Look, Spengler, "The Sunset of Europe" Would any Chinese ever write "The Sunset of China"? Or, for example, the famous phrase "God is dead". Imagine in China - "Confucius died". First, not the fact, and second, what?

With "The Walls of Hate":
I sat bore to eat in front of the calf and here advertisement, bore, ointment from the gemoroi, pads, in the pit sucking tampons terrible, bore, all like war, heels makeup of the fucks, fastum gel fucking squeezed on the ass of the grandfather and all the fucks are visible, pads, pads, inserts all explain how to bore, and I also have a good imagination and bore the fucks red, and there is no meat, no appetite, hemorrhoids, fears, allergies. And there is the shit of NTV, blood, meat, dead bodies, old women, everything is bad, shit everywhere. Thanks tried

In the inscription on the label forgot to place the gap: "Fresh towel"

I go on the street. A couple of girls aged 15-16. One another tells a love story about herself and her boyfriend:

“And here he says to me, ‘When I met you, princess, I loved you at first sight!’... Fuck, I was so roasted, Fuck, here he told a fairy tale, Fuck!

Guys, where do you find these roaring horses, and why do you call them princesses? What is the attraction to centaurs?

During the day, he behaves like an ordinary person... and as soon as Saturday comes... with the first sounds of incoming messages, opening windows and running browsers, making tea and sitting on the couch, he becomes... a drumming... a socially active hammer!

I love red caviar only because it looks like poppy polyethylene, only edible :)

Xxx: I go to work, and I saw the advertisement of the antenna "Tricolor". I read something.
Back home, I decided to go back.
Mmm: And what is it that you wrote that you were on the job?! to
Xxx: "Your neighbor is worth it!"

July is Hi! How is the weather in Peter?
Iks: Hi, shit
I’m talking about the weather!!! to

This is Ukrainian! Table at one of the birds in the zoo: "African Marabu. Marabou to live down".

Going out to nature. I woke up in the morning with traces around the tent. Then I hear a lively discussion:
1 is a bear.! to
Fuck you, not a bear! What do you know, technician!
Look here, you fool!! The same ones!!! to
Damn, maybe a bear.

I get closer, I observe the landscape: these two fools on the iPhone opened a photo blog of some naturalist and check traces on the earth with traces on photos...

XXX is
Did you work all night?

YYYY
I don’t have a night yet...yoooo! 5 in the morning.

To compare the Beatles and the Ranetok, you have to be unsuspecting.

There was something on my neck, unpleasant.
The Wife?

Having learned that AutoVAZ is going to produce Lada with an automaton, the drivers of the evacuators with scale noted this news for three days.

I understand that the day of the city (Moscow), the upheaval of clouds and all that, but the phrase on the radio "and now news about the weather from the Ministry of Defense" still sounds somewhat strange...

I go on the bus. Someone’s phone played:
The Stone Lady, Ice Story
Instead of a heart, a stone, instead of a sense of a mask.
She finally finds the phone in her bag.
Yes, Mom...

In the crematorium there is no recording, there is a live line. Not very alive...

We sit with Mom and Dad. There is a movie about the end of the world. The girl on the screen emotionally complains: “Damn, damn, damn!”!" The Pope does not endure, – says "Do not shake". After a second from the screen: "Lord!"

They all lie down.)

Residents of Tobolsk:

To instruct passengers to exchange large bills before boarding the city transport, decided in Tobolsk. Now, by buying a ticket, people risk getting a whole bag of little stuff in the form of delivery.
Sergey Kugaevsky looked at the solution to the problem of ticket-free online and, without thinking about it, introduced the same system at his passenger enterprise.
From 500 rubles the passenger receives a deposit in rubles, from a thousand - two, and from 5 thousand - five-ruble coins.
Every day 2-3 people come out with bags from the city buses of Tobolsk. The gift is not of pleasant: the delivery from 5 thousand weighs about 7 kilograms.

Ask the driver to recount your delivery.