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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №35387
 01.09.2010
Announcement in the forum:

"I sell a very beautiful set of underwear. For a long time I did not dare to sell it, but the chest of something does not grow and does not grow, so..."

[ + 64 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35386
 01.09.2010
They are not strange.
Wear clothes in China.
They drive Japanese cars.
Wearing " Italian" shoes
Using a Taiwanese PC with an American OS.
They use Korean phones.
They speak Albanian.
Drinking Czech beer.

Russia for the Russians. Not a fucking shit?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №35385
 01.09.2010
During the hunger years I drank tea. Take a cup, go to the neighbors. "Girls, pour the boiling pot, or Seroga has broken our cup of tea." Go to the next. “Girls, you can shoot the cupcake, or Siroga’s last bag of tea in the morning. The next one says that Serogah has finished the last sugar from the morning. And the last one says that Siroga ate all the bread for breakfast. and believed. The serpent is such. He could.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35384
 01.09.2010
In Russia there are two problems: fools and roads.
YYY: and corruption
YYY: And it was
YYY: And it’s just GIBD...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №35383
 01.09.2010
I washed the cat. You will not wash forcibly.

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35382
 01.09.2010
Judging by the fact that as a child I was wrapped in a blanket and imagined that I was a whirlwind that would eat a man-eater, I had mental disorders from an early age.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №35381
 01.09.2010
< xXx> the day was
< xXx> walked girl from the gas service checked pipes and plates
< xXx> when she came I was in the sink
< xXx> quickly run out dress first hit pants opened the door
< xXx> well she went I brought her to the kitchen and the tubes at me behind the closet
< xXx> begins to move the closet
< xXx> shifted
< xXx> I'm turning to her mol type let's see
< xXx> and her face is red
< xXx> she so hecticly quickly checked and ran away.
< xXx> shoes hardly had time to wear so rushed
< xXx> and I forgot my soap
< xXx> I think she was so scared
< xXx> went to the box to smoke
< xXx> and I hear in the ass of the wind blows
< xXx> looked at the pants and there hole in the floor ass
< xXx> and I haven't even worn a coward (
< xXx> I still have a terrible hairy ass of which everyone is afraid

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35380
 01.09.2010
- = max = :
Prakoli, one acquaintance told, his family lives there, Armenians, that is. So they had a daughter, named Aminet. And that’s the most interesting of her father’s names are Soso.) Amnesty is soothing))
and Mate:
Happy school years await Aminet Sosoevna =D

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №35379
 01.09.2010
Answer to Mailer.
How to make a million without giving in the ass?
A: But I have a question to the affair (not for practical use, right, but purely out of curiosity): how to earn a million by giving in the ass?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35378
 01.09.2010
Last Hero (09:51:24 1/09/2010)
Today I slept to work with the thought "How good that I don’t want to go to school":(

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35377
 01.09.2010
Conversation on the beach. very hot
It is good for impotents!
Husband was shuffled? O_O
Wife (within a few seconds, pointing with her hand): IM-POD-TENTOM-GOOD-BLA!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №35376
 01.09.2010
What are you going to the universe tomorrow?
Melkor in Ahuya

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №35375
 01.09.2010
With VIO on mail:

Q: What does the comedy of N. Gogol Revizor teach?

A: Check the documents.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35374
 01.09.2010

Shooting
At the hotel, a guy, like an Italian, methyled, looking for a way to get into his room. I found. I saw a sign with the words "O, fucking! This way!" rushed through the corridor
Mermaid
Someone taught him a short but comprehensive course of Russian language.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №35373
 01.09.2010
A hard day officer. Downloaded the movie began to watch, and there the guy shoots with a mobile phone from a computer screen film taken in the cinema. O_O

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №35372
 01.09.2010
Yesterday my father tested me for endurance.
I said I was a marshmallow.
I answered who I was born of, who I was like.
XHHH: 5 kilometers behind me with a shotgun ran away.

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35371
 01.09.2010
The President announced the hunt: "... people with higher education should become less...", I am a small slug and I am hiding, Lord, I have a tower ;(

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №35370
 01.09.2010
Conversation of father (A) with son (C) 20 years old:
C: The key I found on the shelf didn’t fit into our mailbox.
A: It is sad.
C: So he went to his neighbor.
A: It is good.
C: But there is nothing.
A: It is sad.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №35369
 01.09.2010
I want something sweet and bloody. ;)
The Hematogenic? x )

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35368
 01.09.2010
Discussions on the forum of "virgin" beetles in teenagers.

I was just 20 years old when I started. And I still shave for strength once a week, or two. Not very growing.

This is normal for girls :)

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