It seems that in modern horror films only composers work on conscience.

We kindly wish death from dull illness to Dimon, who pushed the cat's dust-sweeper tube into his ass. We put a plus, a minus, but we wish death.

from official correspondence. Manager 7 to the Director: You go in the fuck! The goat is fucking!
Director Manager 7: Dear, did you not mistake the address?
Manager 7 to the Director: Oh sorry Alexey Grigoryevich, I did not want, I was wrong with the address.
Director to Manager 7: Nothing happens, be careful.
Manager 7 to Manager 8: I still sent him Nahui)))) and called the goat, you argued, you have 500 rubles!))
Director to Manager 7: Fuck, now you’re exactly the wrong address!

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Wau: Given the specificity of communication, it would be more appropriate to speak not typun on the tongue, but gangrene on the fingers.

Fisun
Words of acquaintance:

Once upon a time, when I was still in school, I decided not to go to the lesson boring.well and walked.and then I went to the explanatory are forced to write.well, don't be a fool, I said:
I didn’t go to math class because of women’s problems.
P.S: No, it’s going to happen again, but I’ll go to math"

What an ingenious child.

Omg... news... "Candelaki and Kaspersky entered the list of members of the Public Chamber"
It was immediately imagined that Kandelaki would quickly scandate something, and Kaspersky would run next to him, with whispers, beating off the flying tapes.

Sherry O:

A friend told me. He is sitting next to the office at lunch, smoking. To him astonishingly approaches his colleague and says with an awkward voice: “Listen, I’m in shit... And suddenly he sees a boss standing next to him and corrects, instantly awkward: “... has come!”

What do the Vikings drink?
Melted iron and then sucked with blades, swords, arrows, shields.

I sit with my husband and daughter in a bus. As they waited for the landing, Mikey did her work. People sit down, the husband puts a backpack on the upper shelf, gets a diaper. The morning, cold...I don’t think back to him:"Let’s go, I’ve already removed my pants". My aunt in the neighborhood seat turned around to see what we had there.

Local Heating Networks

Pilot Salsk
20:24:54 24 September 2009
The hot water has not been available for a week, but it will be turned off for 4 days.
Thoughts! Shut up!! I will curse you! You will die in the hot water!! to

Pilot Salsk
20:29:06 24 September 2009
Just got hot water, thank you.

The Russian language dictionary of Ushakov:
An onanist suffers from onanism.
Suffering - to suffer, to experience suffering, heavy, unpleasant sensations from pain.
It seems that Ushakov did something wrong.

I then remembered how I was scratching in every field notebook in 4 cells for 10 sheets forward.

xxx: brought the child to school today
The teacher complains that the class is very complex, all of different levels, different temperaments.
Somebody is talking to a carnival. :)

there is another type of fraudsters, call on mobile phones and ask to enter a code to transfer money to another number))
Yesterday they caught my father on this, and when he said that he would consult with me and call back, they sent him to yuh and threw the phone.

here is number 8-912-521-74-20
We will strike the flood on the wicked!"!""!"!

Bring it to the best...so that people don’t get caught up.

From which forum:
My husband gave me his pants to wash. They were overturned. I turned them out, and there were hoodies wrapped up, bloody spots on the pants and hoodies. Did he have sex with a woman who had months? Please help"
One of the comments:
Don’t worry, it doesn’t have to be so scary. Per he has only a sexually transmitted disease or cancer.

I want an LCD monitor.
He has no cat tail hanging on the screen.

In response to this:
He played silent hill, ran around an empty city and a house. I waited until the zombies attacked, and almost got upset by the popping mistake.
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This is all shit, if Casper had started cutting his pig again, it would be...

Wire, where are you from and where?
Folklore of Sisadmin.

I need to go to the store. My mother asked me why my refrigerator was empty.
XXX: and crying, did I not walk on all the money
YYY: You are burning
XXX: The Fire
YYY: How many times do you say that these people can’t eat. Therefore, you need to regularly show them the products and then discard them. You will ever reveal us all.

Uttkin commenting on the Spanish match:
Guti handles the ball with his left leg...that the ball is there, I think he can fire the blades with his left leg. Or plant the carrots.