Do you know:
The word “parasite” comes from ancient Greece.
So called the inhabitants of parasitaries, special institutions in which citizens lived, held for the state (public) account.

Thus e. We lived on allowance.

Comments on Kudrin’s resignation:
An educated man will never tell you "go on!". He will say "I need to consult with the Prime Minister"... :)

I was finally given!!! to
I love you, warmth!! to
and :-)

At one of the Chechen weddings, Ramzan Kadyrov caught the automate of the bride.

pornography
Russian couple from Vladivostok.

Commentary : Yes! From the curtains, it is a caluga.

A man is different from a woman in that when he is tired, for some reason he does not want to tell about it.

Ivan: Are you the rabbit here?
[13:55:50] Evgeny: He went to the fox.
[13:55:51] Ivan: (facepalm) oh shit not to you
[13:56:03] Ivan: (rofl)
[13:56:17] Ivan:...what is it right now?? to

I go home from the universe tonight. A bus filled with people like a bank.
At the stop in the salon people are trying to break but they are hindered by a bag standing almost in the passage, enters begin to be upset that the salon is full of space but you can not get in.

The voice from the inside of the salon: Yes, some fool put a bag on the passage
Is it normal to call strangers fools?! to
The first voice with irony: Yes, this is my bag.

Unity creates friendship.
Democratic

From the ASK:
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tagged: hello
HGH: How to?
No : No
Same by Same?
Oh yeah yeah yeah.
XHH: What is it?
WOW: Nothing
WOW you are?
HHH: so that
Shall we go up?
Tagged: up
HH: I am going

You are a wise man, I am an anal.

Interaxel: What happened? Do you want women? Or do you want but you don’t want, or do you want but you can’t, or can you but not women?

The clever fox: You yourself are a pitcher

xxx: Vocals in electronic tracks are only needed in order to be able to memorize text and search them in Google.

Admin(9:48): The day started well today. For 48 minutes no one has called, no one has written.
Main_User: Check the mail server =)

XXX: I am an idiot.
yyy: not surprised))
xxx: I decided to write to you: We have a girl at work with a luxurious breast, walking in a stretching coat and without a cushioner, and since we are cold... the nipples are forever shaking... I can't stand...
yyy: )))))))) what a beautiful)))
X: Guess who I sent this message to?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx to you!!I sent this text to her!!It is my fuck!!! to
yyy: *ROFL* *ROFL* *ROFL* *ROFL* *ROFL*
Her husband is my boss (((

c) RC

From a work letter with a colleague:
I read an article about the Chinese company that stole the design from the Audi, the Volkswagen and the Infiniti... and there I was obscured that the poor design and low quality of the Russian automotive industry is the fight against piracy!

We were flooded heavily, the water flowed on the walls in the corridor, the whole bathroom was flooded,
I glued my pads onto the building scotch.
They all swallowed, became heavy and fell.
But well!!!! the wallpaper has never collapsed)) in perfect condition)))
and c)

Anything from Chelyabinsk! He does not recognize any means for the point of the cliffs except as an iron pot!

Wash the pot.

When looking for a toilet in the hospital:
I suggest looking for the smell.
No smell, we can get to the food block.

I love people very much!! I would have even eaten them if it hadn’t been condemned by society.

On the hub, the author posts an interview with Bill Gates and from about the third question presents a free translation of the dialogue.
The comments:
Q: Is he really speaking in Russian?
2nd: After the first question he determined the native language of the questioner, and after the second downloaded the language pack.

XXX: I swallowed a mandarine seed. Now you can swallow me in the ground and a mandarine tree will grow.
YYY: It will not grow. I need to clean my stomach first.
Then I can just eat the earth and the tree will grow within me.
YYY: He has not enough light. I will have to shake my stomach.
I could just walk with my mouth open.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY I will laugh with your stomach.