XXX: Yes, when I returned from the army, I was better at cooking for my wife!
Did you get out of the kitchen?
XXH: Ughu :-( And at first everything was okay, and then I walked.
XX: They have an older technique, and you know me, even a boiler from a shaver will work in my hands. In general, at first, life was like chocolate: almost all the time I was riding with all sorts of glands.
You are a pilot!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Pilots have more technology. Do you think yesterday’s schoolchild will be landed for the shuttle and dropped by a multi-million plane? No matter how! There are trainers, and they work out all the main techniques. Until you give up the norms, you will not see the storm.
XX: but people, they are in the thrust of emotions that just do not create! I pulled out the catapult and couldn’t find it. In his place, I put a towel. A week later he was removed and...
XXH: In general, I’ve gotten a little overwhelmed at this pace... No, well, what? They do not sit on the lips, and the rest is to spit and spit.
XX: And once, I sit on the trainer and bury the plane in all sorts of different ways. There, like behind the back, there is a hole: "Is this so? "and still maternal... I turn around - and there is a whole starry sky... and everything is in pursuit. In general, the senior put me on display, and he sent me to the kitchen. And I just got out when something broke somewhere again :-(

And my computer was dismantled, lovingly cleansed from dust and collected back by IRA!
Yes it works. It became less hot. Yes I boast.

If children born by Caesarean section are called Caesarians, then why are not all the others called Caesarians?

I stand near the entrance in shorts and a T-shirt, and next to the girl in jeans and a jacket, a guy looks out of the window, looks at us and shouts unsatisfied: "Suddenly, dress according to the weather, fucking you will figure out what to wear!"

Men die sooner and retire later.

by KONDEXIII

My ex played Dota, sometimes all day long. I am naturally psychotic. And one day I fell from him.
We met by chance yesterday (a month later). We talked, and it turned out that he didn’t even know that we were separated.
What was it at all?

In Petrozavodsk, the former head of the Republic of Karelia, now the director of the museum-reserve "Kizhi" Andrei Nelyov, was detained for a bribe of 500 thousand rubles.
Let’s do arithmetic. If for 4 billion given 7 years (taking into account 2 leap years - 61368 hours) and issued after 3 months (1/28 part from 7 years or approximately 2190 hours) by the UDO,
Then for 500 thousand (the sum of 8,000 times less than 4 billion) should give 7.7 hours (rounded to 8 to be unimportant) and release after 18 minutes (or after 20 to feel).
Did I calculate something wrong?

Letizia: I’m not saying it’s cold at home, but King Leach just came and sat down in a chair and froze in the ice.

I bought cakes, the bill was written with potatoes and mushrooms, the pack was written that they were with mushrooms and cheese, and they were with cabbage!

News: <In the United States developed a laser shaver

Skarp - a machine that, when in contact with the hair, gently cuts it, while getting burns or cuts from the innovative laser shave is impossible.

Great beard doesn’t need foam and machinery.
Execution cannot be pardoned.
Zzz: The beard seems to have taken control of his body
QQQ: and advertising itself

XHH: Websites of authorship poems – it’s something!
xxx: "You are still a goat" (love lyric)

# Depressed
The Arcade beat itself.
on the brick.
Because the meaning
Nothing at all.

What a delicious smell!
Black people in Africa are terrible.

I will stop drinking antibiotics and start drinking alcohol.

was at the wedding. The speaker asks the witness to answer questions with words beginning with the letter "B".
Name a movie about love.
See also: Brazzers
Two people in the room laughed, me and a man on the other side. We burn, I say, Gene.
The wife asks Gene: What kind of movie is this?
Yes, this is a series like that.

No shaving for two weeks.
I entered the car in the morning on a salad - from all sides to me "asalamaleikum".
I have to shave.

I don’t know how the others are, but I’m reading the book again.
And you know, in vain boys are so worried about their masculine dignity, well, the type does not work, on the sixth and other joys of the transitional age.
The main character is the eunuch at the court of the Shah.
And he had quite a private life with bedtime fun.
Of course, with his nuances, but his girlfriend was happy, and he was well too...

An old joke.
My husband became impotent.
He was impotent, right?
He just broke his hand and bite his tongue.

"Catholic by origin"...
ha ha!
What do you think of "a noble man"?

xxx: And why is the Internet Explorer constantly complaining that it’s outdated? I am tired, I am tired, I don’t want to update anything!
YYY: So put the "no more show" box.
XXX: There is no such thing.
YYY: Yeah, he is old. Update and provide.

With Laura:
– I have one trilogy “Lord of the Rings” extended version weighs 234 GB.
Does the hair on the hobbit’s legs in 4K look good?