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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №150883
 02.09.2018
Now the men will celebrate retirement twice - at 60 in the old style at 65 in the new.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №150882
 01.09.2018
If you do not feed the horse, then you will save money on the feed, but you will not be able to smell on it.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №150881
 01.09.2018
Everything genius is simple. Beaten banality, but to see what lies literally on the surface, even having certain knowledge in the desired area, with a run and even enough thought, usually does not work out. It takes a little push from the outside, a very small dose of additional information and... fucking! We did not guess before! Everyone who worked with the USM, with an apparatus called "Bulgarka" in the people, probably encountered a situation when the peeling of a rather long profile, the circle clamps, it flies out into pieces, and the crimping round gauge clings to the dirt. It is impossible to turn it away with the standard key, further on the increasing: the "gas" key, the blade, the hammer, and this is even if the stopper has not broken. This is what happened before my eyes in a familiar car service. All the guys with a great technical experience are trying to turn this gait away. It does not work very well, it does not work at all. And next to it, in the customer area, on the couch sits a grandfather from a deaf village, "Oku" ancient for repair.
Guys, can you help?
At first they wavered, like not before you, and so the trouble is enough, but then one of the most humorous said:
Father, please help me!
Find me a small piece of tree.
...??? to
I found. My grandfather came business.
Put the device on the side. Turn on!
The grandfather brought a piece of reiki to the furiously rotating gait. After a few seconds, the tree dampened... And then immediately everything became clear to everyone, because the technicians, a short-term local heating, even a portable burner because of the rapid heat transfer, did not this, the gauge was turned almost out of hand.
Grandfather, how did you think?
We have been around for fifteen years in the village.
Everyone was respected, respected and respected. I don’t like the “Thank you grandfather for winning” on the back glasses, here really thank you!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №150880
 01.09.2018
The Sambo School in Leningrad has produced more billionaires than the Harvard Business School.

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