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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №52783
 03.09.2011
Old hank: Yesterday I was checking in Peter about the change of the mayor. Immediately noticeable improvements - the snow is cleaned, there are no pebbles either. It was long time!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №52782
 03.09.2011
I go in, I mean, in the room, my mom is watching a telecar, a cat is rolling around. The cat has a controller on the back. And my mom says, "I knew that this cat would still be useful for something".
XH: O_o

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №52781
 03.09.2011
A random grandmother called me and then took my phone number. To mean it?
Tagged: shrink

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №52780
 03.09.2011
I am a vampire.
yyy: 20 eaten packs of hematogen still say nothing

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №52779
 03.09.2011
Epic Feel, do you think?! to
The epic file is to finish a ped in the specialty of "teacher of Russian language and literature", to arrange to work in the school and to discover among his new colleagues his former Russian teacher, who all the senior classes claimed that nothing unusual will come out of me!!! >_<Now, the infection, walks, smiles, says that he is happy "fresh blood" in the team...
Even at school, I suspected that she was going to be snooping.

[ + 73 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52778
 03.09.2011
Coming from fishing, he poured four decent carp into a basement, poured water on the floor in the bath, himself in the bath under the shower. The cat immediately turns around, staring into the bench. Going out after the shower, only after the towel pulled, the carp pulls out of the basement and on the floor, the cat instantly through me on the basement will take off to the very top and sitting on the basement looks down and complainingly blows. My wife is knocking on the door, what’s going on? Standing naked I don’t know what to do first, open the door, take the cat out of the cage, catch the rock on the floor, or dress the cowards. On the floor, it is not clear from whom.

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52777
 03.09.2011
<coextra> knocking on the key spinning the nails - like running barefoot on the rose!

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №52776
 03.09.2011
I visited a friend in another city. He left by night train. In order not to get stuck with changing clothes, I immediately dressed in sportswear and jerseys. A call from a friend in the morning:
How is the road?
and normal. How by myself?
I don’t know how to wear shoes at work. You took one of your shoes and one of mine.
Don’t worry, I’ll send you the mail as soon as I get there. The shoes are almost the same, if you don’t look, you won’t realize that they are different.
This is what is unique. Both on the left, fucking!! to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №52775
 03.09.2011
I arrived on the 1st of September. The first is physics.
In the middle of the couple, the seminarist (c) asks:
Q: How many semesters of mathematics do you have?
We: six, there was a matan, diffuses, linals, now there is a discretion and a discharge.
Then she just killed us.
Q: Great, so you can multiply...

May...

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №52774
 03.09.2011
xxx: I wonder, but why in the universities on September 1, five-year-olds do not drag on the shoulder of the first-year-old?
You’ve never been in a relationship :D

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №52773
 03.09.2011
In Peter were arrested teenagers who injured a taxi driver with their attitude to the work of late Gumilev.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №52772
 03.09.2011
And we cooked: for a banquet of some local bankers/businessmen, the nail of the menu was a dish “crabs baked in ananas sauce.” The chef is young, and the majority of these bankers graduated from contemporary schools and remember the classics. Not appreciated humor, the cook was fired.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №52771
 03.09.2011
I sit and wait for my turn in the solarium. The administrator always cries on the phone:
and AHA. And you know what it is. Yes to! and thou shalt throw away, even with this thistle, the prostitute, and the joke with this! What?? Do you know that Tania? You are a prostitute, right? What?? Is it your sister?? to
The silence, the hiccups :)

[ + 77 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52770
 03.09.2011
Today, circumstances have forced us to look at our brave militia. They drank tea with cookies and watched House 2. This is what I know about evil.

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52769
 03.09.2011
A case of support:

For whom is the contract signed?
and cat! The cat!! Is the contract signed for you?? to
and yes!! to
- Treaty signed on Mazus Yevfrin Isaakovna

I’m sitting now thinking... for a catch...

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №52768
 03.09.2011
Ebu_and_eboma: return nick I love_and_love Suki!!!! to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №52767
 03.09.2011
I saw here on the beam the post of the chela who entertains at work cutting the tape of Mebius along the axis... I broke my whole brain and cut off a bunch of paper: it turns out if you cut the tape of Mebius the first time exactly in the middle, it doubles in length and twists again, and if you cut it again in the middle you get two strips wrapped together!!! Try it!! And that’s not her only interesting property.

PS: And stop ticking members in iPhones and other technology.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №52766
 03.09.2011
Answer to Mail:
Tell me. There is no video game.
The answer:
is cool. About like "Pinis is there, but only does not"

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №52765
 03.09.2011
Is there any non-standard selling method with a 100% return? One action = one sale.! to
YYY: Conductors in trams just have been working for many years.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №52764
 03.09.2011
The potential became worse and the money for life seemed to be enough.

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