xxx (12:23:04 31/08/2011)
The iPad was fast charged.

xxx (12:23:12 31/08/2011)
There was no such shit at JOBS!by 11

I think the first of September is primarily a holiday for those who have already finished school.

Someone in the JJ, told about how boring it was to sit on the CPC watching the perimeter, and to make a record in the journal of duty:
"20:00, came 3 change 12 people"
"20:05, went 2 shift 12 people" and so on.
This continued from year to year, until some checking polkan-checker, did not overwhelm the personnel, like - how does nothing happen? Where are the atmospheric phenomena? Why are there no traffic accidents near the protected area? And all that. Here the servants awakened the gift of observers-tellers. Everyone tried to overtake each other in describing everyday phenomena, such as:
21:08, the animal, which the replacement of Sergeant Ivanov had already observed in the area of our post on November 23, they classified it as a cat in their record. We managed to establish reliably that this is a cat that has the habit of walking through the plot entrusted to us, from the economic block to the civilian territory.
"23:01, the cat described above, returned to the territory of the part"...
Newspapers were printed 100 times faster. First, when entering service, the soldiers studied the records left by previous shifts. And tried to describe their time spent in the post as blatantly as possible, often inventing events. That is, the similarity of blogs began to be carried out in Soviet times. Judging by the story, in the company of security even existed its rating.

I’m at home, scary.
Which phone can Jehovah’s Witnesses call home?

In the "Good night, the kids" began chasing a new animated series. There some strange creatures tell in an understandable form for children about the device and the principles of action of various devices. It is called the "Fixics".
Now I’m waiting for the cartoons "Patchers" and "Addicts" to appear.

We lie down and fall asleep. A cat came to me, I stumbled on him – he whispered. So loudly whisper. After a while, I stopped glowing it, the murmuring slowly diminished. It takes 30 seconds. Husband with a sleepy voice: "Switch the cat back!" :-)))

Why do clusters of pale-looking girls stand at the gates of every school and smoke? What kind of celebration?
222 The Parents

I went to the office yesterday in the elevator, state - carry me four (I hardly sleep for a week). On one of the floors, a man comes out, I press a button to close the door, I see another man trying to enter, well, I open back. I have to apologize, and I try to say that I haven’t seen it. I give out:
I hated you...
Man in shock. He looks at me with big round eyes and complains:
Why do we see each other for the first time?
Well, I’m in a stumbling state, but I answer:
That’s why I hated not seeing each other, and now I almost love you!

xxx: accidentally turned on the TV, and it caused disappointment. I still remember that MTV, where Metallica concert at night, not foolish shows, like "Take 300 men and guess which 27 of them are gay."

I work as a QA engineer in a telecom company.
Stas Boss burned me, reading Bor. He came from behind, stood for a few seconds, and then breathed:
-Instead of reading all kinds of shit, it would be better to specify the fitch polystyrene (pause). also shit, it is true, but at least you can crack when we start testing.

Let’s say someone caught Putin, tied him with a rope to a large balloon and launched him into the sky, immediately reporting it to the right person (police, rescuers, etc.). P is Putin is so tied that he cannot save himself and inevitably rises higher and higher. How will he be saved?
222: They will not be saved. They will cry and sing: "Return to your fairy forest"
If Medvedev is bound, don’t get confused.
c) useless-faq

A girl would...
2: Well, always with them trouble... Yes, and I’ve been alone to live...

Bring me, Oleg, to your country by the olive.and c)

There are no comments on the post about Girls from the Auto Exhibition Interauto-2011.

All with a large range, 3 hosts and more.. half in general need to take all the walkway over.. or paint the face :) If you look closer to some journey into the ass, the body was taken, the longerons, the stands.

Do you want to go on holiday to Rome?
Should I kiss Daddy?
What kind of dad?! to
To the one who sits with the child while we drive...

In the game chat:

You just ran past me, you barely hit me, you didn’t even notice!
He has a deaf helmet. We usually take him to the boss, he touches him and we go.

Bananas are sold in the market. On which black spots appeared. Killed the inscription under them "Leopard"... How they will become completely black will be corrected on "Panther")

I lie down and think: the floor needs to be washed, clothes washed, rubbed, flowers poured...
I lie down and think: I am a businessman, however, grandmother.

xxx: On the vegetables left in the refrigerator in June, such colonization has already begun that Spore rests.
xxx: I already wanted to take the villas and go on them with the sword.
I imagine: they have already reached democracy there, feudalism has already been forgotten, and here the barbarians invade.
YYY: I should have made friends.
XXX is AHA. already is. I turned to diplomacy.
XXX: And diplomatically deported them to the garbage tank

Guess what color my hair is???? to