and Mom! Can I bring my guests for the weekend?
Don’t have guests, let them go.

A friend tells us how he went on an empty hill.
Sarcon: There was only one unexpected event - I was kicked off by OMON
0 0 0 What is it?
Sarcon: That is how it happened. But I was cautious.
Sarcon: I pulled them off the car half a minute before that, so they didn’t get offended.
I’ll be proud of you and tell your grandchildren.

Are you a believer?
and ah.
How much do you value your soul? Only do not need there pathos words of the type "Soul is invaluable and so on". I need a clear answer.
At five of yours.
No...! How much do you value mine?
One fifth of mine.
No is no! I need numbers, the amount!
One tenth plus one tenth.
The fucking...

The Habr. The new parking system.
A: It will be difficult for this system to be on the Russian parking lot, where in the middle of the parking lot can be a healthy pit, under which there will be no less global scale of a pit or an unclosed well, and to drive around all this without breaking the mark - it is impossible. Can you imagine that there are such things underneath the car?
b: Do you suggest adding an echolot to the Russian version of the setup?
A laser gun.

Two friends came to me to spend the night. We talked, time to go to sleep, and like to wash. I, in a joke, said that there is a gap in the bathroom in which everything can be seen. To be embarrassed, all work. When all the washed were gathered, including me, laughing, I that I was joking. What they looked at, confused and gave out: "and we found..."
=) is

Former Depeche Mode member and current boss of the Recoil project Alan Walder about the domestic automobile industry:
Journalist: - Alan, as far as we know, you used to ride on "Lade". Please tell me what model it was and what model year. Why did you prefer her?
A.UI don’t remember what model year it was, it was a long time ago. About in 1981. I did not prefer her! I bought the Lada because my father recommended it as a cheap used car. I never listened to my father’s advice again.
Q: What interesting moments were during the operation of this car?
A.UA motor that swings on the track and strong muscles from the steering wheel, like in a tank.
Q: Was this car not filmed in the "Depeche Mode" Stripped 1986 video? Tamm DM beat the hammer on the universal "Lada-2102".
A.UNot my car, unfortunately. My one was red.

I stood in a women’s clothes shop, looking at the clothes near the entrance. A guy comes in with a girl and the guy says, “Hello, Hell!”

Who Believes in 2012 I Believe in You
YYY: 2012 is coming, I tell you exactly.
zzz: I believe that 2012 is 2 kilograms and 12 grams.

I wanted to put money on the phone through the ATM, it doesn’t lie down and everything... removed the money, new such :) 5 times tried to get into the payment terminal for the phone, does not accept... back to me my paper returns, then guessed that the paper is too new, removed it and the terminal accepted :)

LoveDrive: Fuck, I’m dying in convulsions.
Who is pleased?
LoveDrive: goes past under the pen with a guy Botox cock with a chihuahua rat without a lead. That idiot is lost somewhere around. The hostess cried out: "Glasha, Glasha!"Glasha means. Noble to her mother. No attention to the owner.
LoveDrive: the guy corrects: "Not so, look at it. Lie, Lajaaa!" They turn around by surprise, the rat runs to the guy, the curtain.
Solo: Here’s the definition for this tail creature, you won’t think of it more precisely *ROFL*

Where did you get the gifts from the big package of Contex?

What are the qualities of the ideal?
It is a set of qualities. I don’t know how they all are called)) well there kindness, boobs))))))

With the help of lies, a member can be increased for free by as many centimeters as you want for a short time.

I think there are a lot of funny things in the world.
Yesterday, my friend and I wandered unknown in which streets, lost... and someone told us - you there, someone - oh, I don't know where your street... and when it was an hour and a half (!Then we saw the inscription on the wall: “You are here forever!”“" It was so funny! It turns out that this is our street!

O_O
Here I go to the kitchen... And if I go a little further, I will get into the laundry. If I go to the left, I go to the toilet. And if I turn right now, then into some room... Interestingly... In the room, In the laundry, In the toilet. But in the kitchen... It’s the same as in America, in Russia, in Italy, but in Ukraine. The whole earth is a house. Ukraine is a kitchen.

O_O
Am I not crazy?

† Alucard †
SuperRRRR

I dreamed of such a shit today.
yy: don't go on, I dreamed of a Linux licensed disk.

You haven’t seen the police here.
All the pimples? + of ?
That’s what the geiparades are doing – they’re jealous.
The most beautiful ones are taken with them!! to

Donates Twix's: I borrowed #&%I with your eB%?&my programs
Dary Twix's: This is how
Donates Twix's: they are not installed!
Kiramatrix: there is Edward's hand-sweeper, there is Slawik's hand-out of pockets

I don’t think I finished school with a medal. Without a medal as I remember.
YYY: Not without regret I noticed that these medals meant nothing.
XXX is yes. So and say that the mast missed the medal, and the happiness comforts yourself with this.
YYY: Now I comfort myself by corresponding with you *THUMBS UP*

Can I fucking ask?
I mean, you are a rubber.
he: o_o