Twilight and American Cake are essentially the same thing, it teaches that playing with food and fucking it is normal.

Spike: Downloaded memory optimizer in the Android market. Started by. He thought for 10 minutes, then said that most of the memory is eaten by himself and turned off. I am in shock O_O

XX: Did you know that we held the Sakharov Music Festival?
The Sakharov Festival? The same thing?!! by Fuck! Why not the Mozart Physics Olympiad?and "

XH: Hello
Hello to you too.
Do you rent an apartment? Do you live alone?
With a girl
Q: Are you filming?
See also: AGA
What about the apartment?

I am an engineer. An engineer can’t do without a mat. We even had such an object - mat. The analysis.

Played in mayl.ru in "Erudit",winned.My opponent praised me, said that I am very beautiful and smart.I was so delighted with the word "beautiful",red all, the mood rose, and then remembered that on the avatar photo of my sister.

"And why did I not see a priest in the bus?"

Do not enter...

The habit of sharing with neighbors now remained only in the separated people.

Professor Fool, but the apparatus with him
(Citation from a famous film)

To be eligible for the defense of the diploma at the institute, you need to pass the state exam. At our department it takes place in two phases. First test on computer - 100 questions, three hours. Those who pass the test are sent to the second stage - an oral exam with a commission. The "Trojan" will eventually be put, but the nerves will suffer a lot, and this trojan will be an eternal stamp in the diploma. Ten years ago, the couples received half of the group for the test. And suddenly a sharp change in statistics – everyone gives up for four/five. The cause was identified immediately. Someone used "calling a friend", someone "blowed" a sparkle into the phone. Not everyone can be tracked, especially in the tests a lot of calculation questions and the mobile was allowed to use as a calculator (the testing program is made so that no other window, including the windows calculator, can not be opened). The phones were decided to ban the testing, the calculator was unlocked in the computer. The rule is simple – if a student sees a phone (I will note, it is the TELEFON), they are expelled from the testing, and welcome to the exam with the commission.

So, the next day, other future engineers came for testing. One was soon stuck with a small tablet from an unknown Chinese company, Windows Mobile.
Teacher: It was said – phone use is prohibited, take away.
Student: Oh, and this is not a phone! He does not even have a microphone. Here is! If you can call him, give me a pair.
Why did he do it? If he didn't start looking, but just switched off and removed his toy, he would have a chance to give up at least three. The teacher got out of the pocket of the jacket a wluetooth headset, which he uses while driving. Through the institutional wi-fi skype, a couple of minutes touches the tablet screen, in the opposite corner of the audience calls the headquarters phone. The teacher asks the student to come and raise the phone. A phrase from the headline of this story was heard in the tube and the proposal to go is being prepared for the oral examination with the commission.

A fool is not as terrible as a fool with initiative, especially legislative.

I have a swab for several months, very pleased, cleansing everything to shine.

I thought I was satisfied with the swag.

xxx: the lights were turned off, lighted candles, found some old magazine and started guessing scanwords there. was delayed.
After 10 minutes, the lights are turned on. You can’t rest well, shit.

A teacher of physical education cannot defeat a teacher of labor in chess, because the latter threatened two additional ferries!

Teach the children a song for Teacher's Day. sing: "stretch in the shoulder" need, of course, "in the garden"... but...

From the forum:

A saga of two parts:
1. sprinkled at home in the hallway the fucking one silicone, well, this man fell on the floor, melted on the linoleum and the carriage became slippery.
I came home recently, the cat was hungry. After Havannina decided to scare, well, he started chasing the corridor. It was necessary to see the expression of the face of the face, in which the notes of the most complete shower, shit and "what fucking your mother?" in one bottle when this shelf several times when trying to turn or turn in the drift of a meter 2 dumb rolled on the floor (full blockages and spikes did not help). Carochian cat has a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit.

Not so often I cheated.
How can you treat your husband like that, don’t you love him? How can you change it so many times? Does he not please you?
WOW: Yes, everything suits and I love it, just sometimes I want a variety...
WOW: The world of women is complicated and you do not understand it!!! to
HHH: And in truth. I thought, maybe we’ll meet someday?
WOW: Dear friend!! You are starting to confuse me with a woman of easy behavior!!!! to
Sorry, you didn't understand it, I'm interested in your point of view on the world, and I would meet somewhere on the beach, talk about life.
WOW: then you can, but only in the evening when my husband leaves in the night shift, I don’t want to think of anything bad.

I help teach Russian to my English-speaking friend Peter, he is also Petya:) English humor in translation into Russian :)

I: "you live" - you "T" is too strong and sharp. In this word, the letter is softer.

I am a strong singer.
Every letter is strong and hard.
As I am!

There was a case, a relative from the province came, and I told him about cheese with mold for dinner. He, as a polite man, said, “Nothing terrible!“!”

Sberbank onL@in:
"... do not tell anyone your phone number..."

I was very much on the move (

XXX: I have a conversation with you!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
XXX is important!
YYY: All the attention.
So imagine you’re a rumble.
YYY : the color?