Are you a virgin?

Yes my son. You got through your ass.

No wise person agrees with the majority.

I moved to study in our capital, I live in a community, my parents are far away. One night I call my parents to see what happens. The further dialogue:
Hello Mom, how are you there without me?
Hi my son. I cry all day.
And I hear, in the background, the father adding "from happiness")

An honest policeman can be seen in a movie, but honest officials are not even shown there.

From Zhizd:

I read in a local newspaper:

On the border of the N-region is located the village of Mosonki, formerly called Alexandrovskoye.

I understand when and why the village of Moshonki is renamed to Alexandrovskoye, but it is even interesting - what prompted the population or authorities to rename the village of Alexandrovskoye to Moshonki?)

by Toaster

Is it possible to earn on iron 24/7? I thought about bitcoins, but after reading the posts on the forums, I realized that it was no longer profitable.

1st Take the keyboard with the mouse and start making 24/7 orders on freelance.
2nd ...
Three Profit

<a> what I have when I try to type "local" more and more often gets to ololo, to lolca
<a> I have to do something about it.

A couple of times I have seen a criminal expert without an aluminum suitcase in his hand.

222: Was there a buoy?

111: He is not a fool on my dune to sit sober

News on GeekTimes about how Apple is going to make an electric car.

Pryada: And I wonder if the button will "home"?
Bytamine: The stronger you press, the faster it will go.

xxx: colleagues, and in what cases can the personal account change the ID? The Handblind? Or are there any regular business processes?
YYY: There are no staff
zzz: in MGTS, handblindness is included in the list of standard business processes

Movies "The Adventures of Murzilki" The 1956 year. The postman is a turtle.

Shall we move the foxes?
We did it last week.
The results could have changed.
I heard that this expression is actually a metaphor. And it implies the usual rivalry and spirit of competition, inherent in men even in the little things.
and Brad!
I thought so too.

What happens if you get scared to death twice in a row?
You’ll be dead by 3/4

He’s fucking fat, of course.
Yes, normal, I recently saw him on the parking lot of Ashan, an ordinary middle-aged man.
Only eat a lot.
90 percent of people are eating a lot of hole, have you looked around? and :)
and no. My face is disturbed (

I bought a watch-type device that slightly but noticeably hits the current when you start snoring.Use a couple of days, like OK.
I went on a business trip with a companion. I sit in the train at midnight and watch a movie. Comrade begins to snore and this infection begins to beat me!
I thought that another week to stay in the hotel together and thrown out the devised.)

At the same forum, a LGBT activist and a former police officer met.

The Raven test.
Results of testing:
86% of correct answers.
You answered 52 of the 60 questions correctly.
This result corresponds to a high level of development of intelligence!

Quo: You hear, Mentovsky, you would do the test first, and then write what you wanted there, and what you didn’t want.

Grey: I wanted to go to your test, blue you are ours, cock.

Grey: Although I was interested. Here is :
Raven test
Results of testing:
81% of the correct answers.
You answered 49 of the 60 questions correctly.
This result corresponds to a high level of development of intelligence!

The wisdom of the people does not lie. Menta is worse than pyodora.

I wanted to be a programmer, but I also wanted to be a programmer.

Conversation with a friend.
I don’t cut my nails in the winter, I don’t see them in my shoes, and they grow more slowly. Or struggle on their own.
What about the socks you don’t wash in the winter?

Your mother! Protect it!! to
On Android 4, Ctrl + Alt + Del!! to
:D
Those of you,
I’m so glad that it’s not even a pity that a bunch of apps were opened when restarted!!! to
and :-)

- Pretend that they invented "The Hammer of the Torah" - a tool for potency, such a spam was sent to me at work.
Strange hints, anyway. By the way, except for the Torah, no one could raise him.