Here is a growing generation of people who do not know the true meaning of the word "citation".

Boron as a drug: first fun and inserts then boring and you want to quit.

I have all divorced, some did not even have time to pay the debt as they divorced, a neighbor divorced her husband during the sharing of wedding gifts.

"Hello to you I would like to order a design from your company. I ask that the quality be as good as possible. I have to boast that I painted"

Before the arrival of my young man, I washed, shaved, lubricated with all kinds of aromatic oils, wore silk clothes, made a light lay-out - to rush to compliments. But he didn’t always pay attention to it.
Now I’m baking cakes when he comes. He always notices them.

XXX: I feel like a shit of life.
YYY: How is it?
XX: Yes, I have been promising myself to come home for two months and play the playoff for at least an hour. The fucking! I always go somewhere, ride rolls, dance, read something, and today the weather is great - I look in the telescope until the clouds have hit.
YYY is a loser. fuo
The Devil (
What will I tell my kids?and (

Choose the tour. Review of the hotel:
"Profits: The hotel that stands nearby is even worse"

I love my fellow citizens!

Lord: We recently went fishing to Tver region, listen, places are wonderful, Russia-mother, fields, lawns, rivers, lakes, churches, monasteries, small villages, class. Standing up on the light, the friend is sleeping, and here somewhere from behind far away, a wild long brake whisper, a deaf blow, and in the same second the bell begins. A friend through a dream: "Not fuck yourself service!".

My friend recently told me (from the first person):

I come home from work, all tired. I enter the apartment - flowers, intimate half-darkness around the apartment, candles... I come out, all dressed, in a suit, with a tie... He stands on one knee and says, “I offer you a hand and a heart!”" I think, “Finally, I’ve been together for 2 years" and of course I answer that I agree. Then he takes my hand, takes me to the kitchen and pouches a full plate of soup with a chicken wing and a chicken heart! and shrink! >_<

It is said that if you put your hand in a bowl of sulfuric acid, you will feel that it has no bottom.

There comes the message: "My will be rewarded in the name of the moon! In a dream, I looked at Seilorvener’s trousers and eventually slept...Mchu, gentlemen! With a stick in his hand and a fan in his ass!..."
Director of Finance, fuck it!

by Kip
I forgot to write the title.

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by Kip
I will then write "Calculated Hole"

XXX: Don’t confuse the gay with the pirates!
YYY: What is the difference? O_O
Gay is a person with a non-traditional sexual orientation, such as Bori Moiseyev.
xxx: and pidaras - is a wolgotelecom with their fucking inet, a megaphone with a gownan connection and a statement that ICQ should be banned, because of which there is no hot water for a month
Xxx Offline
xxx: and also the penzagore electronet pidarasa because of which I just got the soundtracks loaded :(((

I walk behind an old lady. The path is narrow; the old man barely shakes his legs, he helps himself with a claw: then the grass will smell from the way, then he will knock on the sewer, whether it is reliable. I see a cat lying on the fence. It is uncomfortable for him: the fence is narrow, and the kitten has an abundant bubble - then on one side of the fence will hang, then on the other. Grandma also noticed the cat, coughed and said, “Here you lie, because you lie uncomfortable. You will fall, the side will be filled". The cat does not lead the ear and fights with the mouth. The grandmother stumbled to the fence and with all the old lady's strength began to crack on him, saying, "You will fall, you will hit the side." The small fence was shaken. The cat, losing balance, with the deaf "miu" fell into the grass. The grandmother coughed, squeezed in her shirt and delivered a verdict: “She said you’re going to fall, but you didn’t listen.”

Status in contact with a familiar girl:
Dear Santa, I want for Christmas your list of boys who behaved badly!!! It is :)

A song to the master of abrasion!
The Master Manager! Students of Race.
You are forever reminded of Sibiu.
Now we wake up drinking coffee at the same time two roofs.
And we conclude doubts for the supply of two-tiered coffees and various yogurt.
Eventually happiness broke. Now even two wakes up less than the Russian outcry.
Thanks to the Minister.
Ischo begged: you would not be able to unleash teachers in the Russian language, but they are not so breathing over us that there is no urine.
They are forced to write as we do. And reading other books.
The saddle of the mentices to save us from these whirls.

Teachers of Russian schools. With low charity and charity.

P.S I ask you to keep us in touch with Russia.

For the first time in a long time, I was ashamed. The daughter brought from the school a piece, in which there were long and spacious reasoning, what a beautiful time - autumn. Among other things, the red pen emphasizes the phrase "It’s cold and all the birds are flying out on yuh". The rating for him is not reduced, but on the back of the note sheet "Dear parents, I recommend paying more attention to your speech in the presence of children".
Chess, I’d rather call the director right away, there’s no shame at all.

He: You’ll have C written there:
She says: Stop being fooled! I seriously asked for help! Why would the computer suddenly make me paint smiles?! to

Answer to:
Silver fox: I got all the inets broken today... found what I will cook today
Silver Fox: We have spaghetti carbonari for dinner
Lonsdale: Do you add something to the ketchup?
Silver Fox: The Goat
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Carbonari is, by the way, if mayonnaise is added. If ketchup is neopolitan, and if ketchup is also a rubbed sausage to pour - bolognese. Learn from student cuisine gourmets!

A friend was in command at an aluminum factory in Nigeria, so, given him in command of a Negro named Yaibu Ohuelo, said: the Russians for some reason especially love to work with him :)