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XXX: The population census is coming soon. Young Russians are concerned about their race.

Course
Relevance of the chosen topic: It was half the third night, the other to look for was lazy.

xxx: I fuck with google chrome =)
YYY :?? to
xxx: He put a proof, he asked for a reboot. Recharge is recharge. At that moment, Google Chrome was opened.
By issuing the sarcastic inscription "opanky" (literally) the system went to the rebut...
YYY: Ah, and when will you break it up you will write "which x?and "

<Irochka87> I crashed my iPhone, it doesn’t work. What to do?
<Burzum> don’t steal your new iPhone

Only a torrent knows how dependent you are on other people.

Tomorrow, 26 September, is World Contraception Day. If you have familiar Gondons, congratulate the enthusiast.

Tagged: oooo

YYY: With the coming of you

Kellendros (22:22:30 25/09/2010)
I can say that at the root of our confrontation lies the unambiguous notion that you are very lacking in puzzles.

NexX (22:22:47 25/09/2010)
I only understood part of the puzzles.

grayhex: When the tech support providers will make the menu on the line:
1st I understand nothing at all.
2nd I know where I have flashing monitors and a reset button
Three I know everything and I understand it, but where is my internet?! to

I slowly get out of the river. It is huge, wet, and smells like fish.

An open lesson of history. The best students of the school, the commission of the city. The teacher learns: Mao Zedong imitated Stalin’s policy in everything, both in domestic politics and in its contribution. So when Stalin died..."
Mao Zedong also died – Tanya L. from the back.

Don’t live with rockers in the same apartment. More hair than from cats during the linen :(

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You know what I understood? None of us have a car. We are a team!
The losers.

xxx: They say I will be arrested and fined for downloading movies and music.
YYY: How, and most importantly, who will arrest the half of the world?? to
xxx: 0 0 0

A man comes from hunting. He usually says everything, as well as...
They go to the village with a friend, a friend’s mother lives there.
The story...
An old man asked Andrew from the city to bring food (dry) for cats
Andrew pulled a package.
Old cats, not old cats!
He thinks that all these things are not...
The water in the food is not eaten.
He swallowed them with his nose, and the day did not feed them.
2 Do not feed.
Throwing the bread!! No time to eat...
I thought... I went to read.
On the package is written a cat filler.

The programmer 1c writes to his wife:
If I come home drunk today, don’t bother me.
The end if

Hi, I saw you on TV today.
Do you watch porn?

xxx: did anyone have in WinXP+SP3 an unknown fucking jerk password on Admin put and not let it work? Antivirus included?

Yyy: There was such a shit...Natasha was called.

HHH
My brother was swollen for the first time today.
HHH
Not to burn home through the fortress.
HHH
It was on the window 😉

aZaZello: A friend of his son's educator over the course of a week complained that he fights with the boys. I ask :
What was the educational conversation? 😉
He is:
and yes.
and what?
I knew it, but today I got the gun in the garden.