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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103279
 26.09.2014
As a person who works for a company where Apple buys iron designs, I can say that no Russian hipster would ever spend $1,000 a gadget in his life if he really communicated with the people who designed it. One thing is to pay for something magical that has grown on the other end of the earth from the spirit of the semi-mythical Steve Jobs, and another is to know that this detail was designed by the Hindu, who today splashed loudly in the toilet.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103278
 26.09.2014
Tele2 is burning. At night I received a message from them:"Remove annoying SMS and calls. Enter in the "Blacklist" a subscriber with whom there is no desire to communicate." Not bad motivation,.......or trolling.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №103277
 26.09.2014
here here :

Remember such a musical was -- "Nord-Ost". where the terrorist attack occurred. I will remind you that this is not only a terrorist attack, but also an amazing show. was...
So here. When the authors of the "Nord-Ost" suddenly became "the main culprits of the deaths of hundreds of people" and ceased to be "handpicked," remember how the attempt to revive the musical ended? When they tried to arrange concerts in different cities, somewhere in the last minute cancelled at the request of firefighters, somewhere unexpectedly started the flu epidemic and all mass events cancelled, somewhere "no ticket sold." And here too.

There is no evidence that the authors are the main culprits. I don’t know where you got that nonsense from.
After all that happened, people were just afraid to go to this show. Fear is not always subject to logic.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №103276
 25.09.2014
Do you work with Microsoft Vision?
XXX: I have to make up how I hate him
I want people to understand my pain.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103275
 25.09.2014
When he sat on the tractor (Daf 105) after the little Gazelle, the first feeling when trying to park was: "Bl*, it is driving!!! Run idiots, I’ll take it all down here!"

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103274
 25.09.2014
Macos: When will the cowardice of employees be punished? Maximka-to Kosov from Istanbul is still working, despite the huge number of complaints and the absolute inadequacy of the character.

xxx: you have a suspicious nickname for a person complaining about Maxim Kosovo :)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103273
 25.09.2014
Wolfitz@: Luckily I will tell you my epic))) About the work) Not much of what is cold.The smell of gasoline with a mixture of scent from the sewage in the whole building))) The slime pipe was struck.. For a month as the problem was ripe to say so)) Yesterday they decided to fix it... The thriller begins.)

Natalia: here is the phrase "decided to correct with their own forces" is scary =)

Wolchitz@: At first, the wire was cleaned, but it was short, little helped.. We decided to solve the problem by blowing the pipe with air from the compressor))) The picture turned out to be awful and scary)))

by Natalia (rofl)

Wolfitz@: From the pipe with a frightening whirlwind crashed onto the surface black jizz with some scissors.. poured the whole bathroom and walls to a bunch)) To the ceiling did not get))) On this our hop brigade did not calm)) I note that everything was happening under the sensitive guidance of the chief accountant))) Further, the process continued under the wild whirlwind... type what it would be))) That it was as to say for sure... The hole in the pipe was sealed with a clot, so that the air only went inside) But the clot was knocked out with pressure. And then... a bubble crack!!! to
Irina called to keep her personally))) Kaaak it fucked!!! Spray in all directions))) Capec!!))) Men in the crumbling, Irka oret, I was almost half rolled! I tell her: I won't go home with you))) She's all in this ugliness))) Well not all... But the trousers are gone))) Shas must pull some thermonuclear powder from the mill) Let's continue the experiments))) If we don't take off I'll write you)))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №103272
 25.09.2014
It prevents others from working harder. If a gay is taken to work, the rest start wearing pants.
_______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
According to your logic, if there is a man in the team, it means that all women in this team should wear iron trousers with locks - suddenly this man will want to bite in their honor? Are you so sure that any gay dreams of biting your (and all the surrounding men) anal hole?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103271
 25.09.2014
and Brest. Early September morning. I went out to smoke on the balcony. Suddenly there is music in a loud voice. After a minute everything became clear: a tractor "Belarus" passed by in a hurry with a brutal man behind the wheel. From the inside of this tractor plays "Oh God, what a man!".

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103270
 25.09.2014
I go home from work. I was surprised that the children had a full yard, never before. I went home, there was no light.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103269
 25.09.2014
Have you noticed? We have losers or totally thin, or gyrobases. There is no average.
1 and 2 weight. 64 and 128 kg.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103268
 25.09.2014
Received today in Skype from a subordinate, who he considered a cowboy and thought about his dismissal.

XXX: It’s not that, I just think I’m a bad worker, a weak specialist.
XX: I think I am not capable of anything.
XXX: It's not for you
Fuck... Fuck...
Tagged: fucking

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103267
 25.09.2014
from the iPhone 6:
...the biggest minus of the phone, you put it on the bar stand on the second day of sale - and all the poppy!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103266
 25.09.2014
XXX: I forgot my password
YYY: Again of course?
XXX is OK. Do you remember?
Tagged: yatupayaovtsa
XXX: Well I’m serious, it’s not him.
YYY: I am serious too. Now it is he

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103265
 25.09.2014
A baby’s developing carpet is needed in a house with perfect order. If you have more than one child, then you are likely to have a developing sex!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №103264
 25.09.2014
I doubt about the turtle, but I do not contradict it.
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And there is no doubt, turtle soup is a recognized delicacy. In addition to the list, the peoples of the Far North quietly eat the meat of tiles and morge. There is still some thorns there, all the head.
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An anecdote on the subject.

I ate turtle soup yesterday.
And how?
The plate is more comfortable.


[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103263
 25.09.2014
From the discussion of the article on the Hubble about what iPhones are moving:
“It’s not a bug, it’s a fit – Apple, by the way, has a patent already.
In any unclear situation, register a patent.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103262
 25.09.2014
You need a financial advisor!
I have already divorced him.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103261
 25.09.2014
Where is the film about Marseille? Where is the film about Gasteil? Where is the movie about Matrosov, Fucks?
We are a country of heroes. Our children from a young age should know that if a trouble happens, they will not be saved by a blonde in a stretching latex, but by a simple person with a very big soul.
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Where is the movie about the guy with the GTO badge?
Or better a series.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №103260
 25.09.2014
If you do not like contextual advertising, it is very easy to change it. I do this: I enter the search engine something like "meancoons feed", I go to a couple of pet sites - and all, you have a cat in all contextual fields! Don't forget - "the invisible hand of the market is made of delicious invisible meat" (c) xkcd

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