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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №36567
 26.09.2010
Zzz: Oh, and where do you need to kiss to become a prince?
Sss in the frog.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №36566
 26.09.2010
xxx: he is a fun acquaintance writes moll who brakes and td and tp and I know that she has operative little 2 sticks of 256 well and I do not get sick I say moll all just need a couple of sticks and everything will be okay, and she is so moll well run tomorrow evening))
YYY: Well go on running.
XXX: Well, a couple of sticks, then I go out and with a compound what to do?? to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36565
 26.09.2010
In the Housing Forum:

A is:
Who plays on the tube in the 16th or 17th floor area, you lie on the si-be-mole ;)
Okay good guys, ch.

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36564
 26.09.2010
About the movie "Official novel":

"To grasp what has been successfully removed once is like being what has been eaten once."

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36563
 26.09.2010
? to Doing well, no time to write, a friend asked me for a service, that while he was on a business trip his girlfriend lived with me!, I first agreed, and now I realized that he laughed!!!! She occupied my computer, walked around the apartment in the mall, expressed a desire to go shopping with me, in the evenings she forced me to read to her, because she has poor vision! Then she asked me to buy her lenses!! For two days she could not wear them, and today we bought her glasses! Tell me what she wants from me? I just now realized that I don’t understand the girl entirely!!!! to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №36562
 26.09.2010
by 111. It’s time for origami:
by 222. What is?
by 111. I turned the drawing and by habit almost made it a rose :)

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №36561
 26.09.2010
XXX: What a tough guy.
YYY: What is he?
XXX: So, it was like he was stuck.
xxx: well there "small, pawn, from which area", well and further on the text
xxx: this frame with its strike attached one, the rest retreated
YYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: What is it? He took the phone from the victim and tapped it.
xxx said the trophy.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36560
 26.09.2010
I read on a drug forum:

What is more dangerous to smell or smell?
What is more dangerous than a knife or a gun?

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36559
 26.09.2010
To make life happy, you have to love everyday little things. Brilliantly
clouds, bamboo shale, whirling of vores, faces of passers - in all
Every day’s little things need to be.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
The everyday shell of bamboo?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №36558
 26.09.2010
XXX: Late Saturday morning
xxx: I put a shopping cart on the shelf in the store
xxx: in it: a bank of salty cucumbers 1 piece, a bank of salt cabbage 1 piece, lemons 2 pieces.
xxx: because of the cash on me looks red eyes tired after Friday eyes of a young cashier
XXX: from the minute carefully studying me
XXX:...and starts roaring in the voice)
xxx:... c#ki...)))))))))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №36557
 26.09.2010
If you look at the book, you see...

by Hitler: Zigu
Master of Evidence: Book
The Fool: Figure
Football team: League

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36556
 26.09.2010
The head of the middle line always has an alternative: hit the screw or twist the hooks.

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36555
 26.09.2010
Yesterday I went to a friend, he lives on the 8th floor. Change the elevator at the entrance. Knowing this, I walk. He got up, went in, catered and went home. When I left the apartment, I successfully forgot that there was no elevator in the mine.
I tap the call button. The door opens! In the mine on the roof hangs a man, looks at me and asks:
“Where are you?”
For five minutes I left.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №36554
 26.09.2010
A citizen opens a bottle of vodka "Putinka". From there, Jin-Putin flies out and says, “Ask, man, what you want. I promise it all!”

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36553
 26.09.2010
Dear Santa Claus, I want to learn to talk to people. Or falling into anabolic. One of two.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36552
 26.09.2010
Publishing in contact, I will give the guitar to a good bassist for mining, I am not playing myself, and the money is not needed...

[ + 43 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36551
 26.09.2010
A man should not fall into despair, no matter what difficult life situation he found himself, if, of course, he has an erection.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №36550
 26.09.2010
From the comments of one of the demotivators about Wall-e ))

1 is correct.
If it translates precisely from English, it is willy and even more precisely willy.
What is the difference as: Wally; Wally; Wally?)
4th of XDDD

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36549
 26.09.2010
Well, who, KEM, can be considered a girl who eats half a pack of chewing gum on the way home, because suddenly the rapist attacks, kissing is good, and my mouth smells bad.? to

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36548
 26.09.2010
In our courtyard lives a boy Igor aged 5-6. Sweet boy, always as he sees me, even from far away shouts hello! And now I am coming home recently from the universe and this Igor has seen me and cries from a distance:
Hello to you! He was with a friend and they both went to meet me.
Hello to you! I greeted him.
A: What did you get today?
- 5k / did not upset the boy and rub about the literal designation of the ratings in our universe /
A... in mathematics?
In the microeconomy.
This is ISO, right? The Poor Boy
No, I am not smart. I am not in school, but in college.
A. How old are you?
and 19.
To shut up, right? He said not to me, but to a boy of about the same age who stood next to him.

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