Alex Mur: We have a new whisper at work...the women’s society in the open is not sucked and the bones are not washed, we created a chat room in the watsap and they sit there...pppc:-D

The story was told at work:
It was a long time ago, there were no cell phones. I call my friend at home (and he’s a big boss in GAI). And the wife says:
No, I went hunting.
How about hunting?
He went to the dentist today, removed his tooth, and now he needs to kill someone urgently.

My husband and I went to one of the auto salons, so to say, it is a pity to behave, to look at the machines, and here he notices in a cute girl at the reception a strong blood flow on her neck in the form of a fingerprint. Looking at this, he says with an unwavering look - either she has a very good sexual life or a very bad family life... And he didn't even want to object.

xx: Well, let’s go, let’s go
XX: You only promise

yy: pfff

xx: Not pf, but prepare a brick to give to the gate, the lady wants to walk

xxx: Teleponics are intended for audiences who cannot connect two words.

YYY: In the Alcatraz?

To a bad programmer, the compiler interferes.

Talk about the recent fall of Skype:

XHH: Unfortunately, everything that Microsoft buys over time becomes... (considering the word for a long time)
The Internet Explorer!

Dave went to the hospital. Talon at 17:40, came earlier, I see, one man is sitting in the office, well, I am opposite the village and carefully interested - "You are at half sixth?"
He looked at me somewhat maliciously, struck something unfriendly and turned away.
It turned out, the floor was wrong, and in that office the urologist takes.
In short, a picker of me like myself...

Comments on HUB
xxx is. The console is written through a defiance not always. In the words “greater” and “reliable” it is written together.
YYYYY clearly

Uncle Liao: “The ideal anti-borrower is a person who can pay off a loan but is stubbornly unwilling to take it.”

Here is our house 5 (five!) of cutting boards for different purposes - one for bread, another for vegetables, the third for fruits (they are with corresponding patterns), the fourth for cutting raw meat (good and chicken with fish there), the fifth for all kinds of things, but! Cheese and cheese should be cut on different sides. And one more :)
Products of extraterrestrial origin?
No to Daddy! You can cut it all! ?

# Depressed
Autumn has arrived
Everything goes to the cockroaches.
Put a liking and tap.
Tell to friends

xxx> do you remember at least what it’s like to be drunk in the wood?
yyy> is confusing. I was drunk in the wood at that moment.

duzorg (16:10:35 23/09/2015)
The air conditioner was drained and all the water poured out into the server room... Well, I accidentally went there... There were servacles standing on a wooden table, and its water was washed, it was curved in the middle somewhere at 15-20cm.
duzorg (16:10:55 23/09/2015)
Or even more than 100.
duzorg (16:11:27 23/09/2015)
And I went to the server because the microtoks was hanging... And the microtoks was hanging for the first time in 4 years... %)
Funkryer (16:12:16 23/09/2015)
So lucky
Funkryer (16:13:16 23/09/2015)
It would be great to talk about the microchip =)
duzorg (16:13:35 23/09/2015)
In general, the ppc... Directly Divine )))
Funkryer (16:13:46 23/09/2015)
The mouth hangs once in 4 years and then only to save our servants.
duzorg (16:13:58 23/09/2015)
The microscope not only works stably, but also takes care of the stable operation of nearby equipment.)
Funkryer (16:14:08 23/09/2015)
Yes Yes
duzorg (16:14:38 23/09/2015)
In fact, it may be from the high humidity that the thread clinted...
Funkryer (16:15:41 23/09/2015)
Start not to spoil the magic!

The Condybas:
Here, by the way, yes, in recent years, computer viruses have ceased to appear as cascades of explosions of monitors. It’s not clear whether it’s because of the scripts, or because of the transition from CRT to LCD.

and XXX:
Which bank do you use?

YYY :
Hello, an alphabet, sometimes a collection, and very rarely a discovery.

and XXX:
S6 is great! I need to transfer money to a card from Yandex, and I don’t have cards (I’ll give you yours and you’ll give them back to me afterwards). You only need a card number and all.
I will not be in debt.

YYY :
I can’t, I just walk with my legs on paper, like my grandmother.

and XXX:
I will not understand you.
Why write then?
What is a map?

YYY :
Question: “Hello, which bank do you use?”
Not a word about the map.
What, however, the illiterate scammers went, even the Kiddalov proposal can not fully formulate))

The question of the rationality of the Homo species that preceded us is merely a controversy of terms (“What is reason?”). In any case, the Habilis already made stone guns (2.5 million years ago), the late Pitecantropes used fire (500 thousand years ago). Neanderthals buried their dead, performing complex funeral rites, and created works of fine art.

Here is a wonderful plot for lovers of so-called alternative history: 100 thousand. Years ago, Africa was completely isolated from the rest of the world (this will indeed happen in the future, in a couple of millions of years, when the Red Sea Rift will open up to the end) and two civilizations emerged on the planet - the Cro-Manion in Africa and the Neanderthal in Eurasia. If this happened, the flegmatic Neanderthals might have created something more decent than what we see around us. Most likely, the case in this case would end in the Cro-Magnonian conquest with the “final solution of the Neanderthal question”.

Kirill Yeskov

A person who wants to listen to mom and dad in the form of a music group I answer.
The Mamas and the Papas. Listen to your pleasure :)
California Dreamin' is their song.

Video: 400 mm armor glass perforated RPG-7. Bulletproof Glass vs RPG-7

The top comment:
Plastic windows don’t make sense.

I don’t know how you do in Russia, and we in Belarus, it turns out, it’s very easy to get rid of the army. A very good acquaintance simply ignored the Military Command and he was caught with the article "evasion from the army" and infused a fine, which he also ignored and, attention! He will not be taken into the army until he pays the penalty. Instead of taking it forcibly, and in some kind of DIZBAT. Soon on 27. Sometimes he throws a couple of copies in fine to show some movement. The beauty.