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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №10333
 25.09.2008
Where is the inner world of man best opened up?

on the operating table.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10332
 25.09.2008
She went to motor school and left her husband with two children.

The youngest daughter is not a year old, the older one is four. I go to school, I give.

Instructions for feeding the young, and so for a few weeks. My husband, of course.

He is very unhappy that he has to babysit with children.

After school, I sit at home and feed my children. And here one day

I watch my older daughter play with a doll. I put her on a toy.

chair, next to the plush rabbit, "feeds" both toys

She says, “Eat a little girl, very delicious snack, nem-niem.”

And then he sweeps the rabbit’s spoon and says, “Look, little girl, this plushed

The creature also eats cabbage, bl...d, now you eat a spoonful".

I immediately understood where she found an example.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №10331
 25.09.2008
Our people are not stupid, and when they are offered 60-70 percent of the year,

They know that it is pure water. They offer 200.

Percentages cannot bear and bear.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10330
 25.09.2008
Listen to me, Megadmin!

My administrator was not ashamed to tell about himself that one day, in his childhood, he foolishly cut off a piece of VESA-view, so that it entered the PCI connector.
But he, for example, could open an electronic lock to the office from any phone, and after a phone call - go to his directory and save or delete the record of the conversation. It is not so difficult. But he did it on his own initiative – under the fifth novel and the third wing. For us, the lammers, to be comfortable.

Unlike you, he didn’t complain about the idiots. Somehow, for some reason, they did not exist. Even in accounting.
(and he was given girls, and he had no problems with the bubble)

Go and work, Star of Warcraft.

PS: Romson, hello to you!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №10329
 25.09.2008
On the air refresher "Pearl-AQUA" black on white is written:"...It not only fights with unpleasant odors but also eliminates the cause of their appearance..."
I am terrified to wait for this ballerina to start removing my dirty socks.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10328
 25.09.2008
In the subway hangs a list of vacancies in the company store with the slogan "Start a career in adidas!"...that all of us so the career begins

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10327
 25.09.2008
From the warehouse:

Fuck.. then I said so that I was swallowed, but from the operation that came smells of smoked fish....

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №10326
 25.09.2008
Nicole says:
You know, I really feel that if I don’t kiss him in the next week, I’ll take him and die.

Nicole says:
Maybe to approach him and somehow obsessively kick him for a fuck?

Nicole says:
Type of suggestion?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №10325
 25.09.2008
I heard the remix today. Am I alone for the revival of the Holy Inquisition?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10324
 25.09.2008
Let’s call her as best you can and let’s call her! =) is
What do you like more, my ass or my neck?
It is my property =)
Do you make a contribution to real estate??? =))) and *ROFL*

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10323
 25.09.2008
I am fucking in shock! I had to date a girl for 3 months, hint on sex and hear:
And my ex-boyfriend sought me for a year and a half! O O O O!
Yes, I would rather learn the whole course of economics than spend a year and a half on myself and her.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10322
 25.09.2008
even of those who know that the fingers can be counted to 1023 not all guess that if you show "4" "128" and even more "132" you can and repent...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №10321
 25.09.2008
I am away, and recently my girlfriend gave me a cup of dark glass)) said that if you don't wash it once you can't see))) here -I'm very grateful and I want to say Lera -I love you

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №10320
 24.09.2008
From the sales forum:
1: I will buy a rack in good condition (b / o), inexpensive. Offer here or by phone
2: there is a Samsung S410i, complete set in the box and with documents (there are still ears and plastic case), b/u 2 years, but the state of the new
3000 is normal.
No, it won’t work in your sleep.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №10319
 24.09.2008
How old was your mother when you were born?? to
by Alexa: 16
Jade: And what about Dad?? to
by Alexa: 15
Jade: Yeah, you were a desired child.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №10318
 24.09.2008
The fantasy of spammers is striking - today I received a letter with the topic: Is it worth it and you don't know what to do? Read the letter.
I even thought...
For some reason, a man immediately appeared at the TV in a dirty jacket, which is worn.
The Wife! The Wife! He is standing! What to do!
I do not know! Call the police!
Maybe his venom?
No, let’s cover it up!! to


[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10317
 24.09.2008
23:29:53 I sit with my mouth filled,
I drink coffee at night.
When will the accords be sent?
Favorite of Iris?

23:33:26 I sit and blink in the monitor
Behind the dark glass...
Please look at me, dear.
The message window.

23:35:04 I sit, not understanding myself
As a sentence,
What brings me my family
In the table with the inscription "ignor"

23:39:34 I look forward to the accords
From now on I will forever be yours.
I am afraid the poem
He has already gone to Basel.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №10316
 24.09.2008
Sushi
You cheated that I bought myself.

Sushi
See me on Monday.

Cervacok
Did you buy Moscow?

Sushi
I did not understand the question

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №10315
 24.09.2008
Forget about stupid bugs. I have a mom booze and also understands little in compass. All the fucking, why? Because the bugs should not have the internet on the working computer. Do not understand the reasons yet?
borrowed by stupid users. They are not stupid, they have computers and all this is stupid and uninteresting. You will lead the cat to the veto, you will be interested in what kind of vaccination he put him? How is it called in terms? Kaspersky, Node, Doctor Web or Avast?
And, fucking, you say, stupid users do a lot of harmful actions for the company. What do you feed cats? by Kite? The whisky? Is your cat still alive? is surprising. These foods are slow and painful cat death. And sweet, because viscas, for example, is addictive, I will not go into the terminology.
For example, I am terribly annoyed when cats are fed with whisky and kitekete. A dog pedigree and another x**ney, which is advertised by telic. Good foods are not advertised.
Do you like cats? And your computers? So why do you treat cats worse than companions?
No need to plush. Let this read at least a couple of administrators and finally take care of their cats.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10314
 24.09.2008
22082 (saved 2008-09-22 at 15:00)
The expression of a woman's face at the time of swallowing of sperm should comply with GOST R 52189-2003

I am, of course, a blonde, but what about GOST R 52189-2003 on wheat flour?? to

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