Sir Elton John joined the fight against file-sharing.
What an extravagant way to show your unconventional orientation.

Hello, I want to meet you????????? to
I don’t know if I want it or not...
Alina: am I asking you?
____________________________
What do I have to answer her???? to

Today, the preacher told us a story:
There is no acquaintance in the same school that teaches Russian language and literature, so here, they go through the "Tales of the King of the Sultans."She asks the children the question "Which of the characters you liked the most, and who doesn't and why?"All children answer that Tsar Guidon and his mother are positive, and the rest are not.Now here one girl stands up and says: "I didn't like the mother of Guidon!""On the teacher's question why she said "The first maiden was good, she wanted to feed everyone, the second was also good she wanted to dress everyone, and the third only wanted to give birth to a child and get married to a wealthy man."
You won’t argue, I wanted to read all the stories of Pushkin.

She: I jumped on my boyfriend yesterday))) I held him with my legs and hands!And shouted:"I’m a Scottish, I’m a Scottish")))
Did he take you away or did he take you away? Ha ha ha ha!! to

Hello everyone, my name is 19 years old.
I’m 16 years old in Real!
And you’re called Seafood?and :)

Russia is the only country in the world that has a comprehensive president. There is a real part, there is an imaginary part.

A friend who lives in America told how recently the bourgeois on the news channel showed a news block dedicated to Russia and its missile defense system. And here is a picture in which the journalist tells something enthusiastically to the camera against the backdrop of our rockets. On one of which the inscription"In the United States" clearly appears.

I always dream the same dream.
Fyodor Bondarczuk is right for me.
He proposes to play in his next film.
Do you think it will save him?

From the official website of the All-Russian public movement "For Human Rights:

"You do not have enough permissions to view this page."

And so in everything.

If you’re going to do something tomorrow, the bandages are out there.

Dad decided to burn the cakes.
phrase
-"Do you need to wash the cocktails?" broken up!!!))

“I have a neighbor, though beautiful, but sturdy.
Why is?
- I repaired her all the electrical wiring, and she would at least thank her.

I am a loser today.
I am not lucky today.
Today it lasts.
Far from the first year.

The school year, like pregnancy - lasts 9 months, nausea begins from the second week!!! to

Why does your phone have such a short USB?
yyy: the shorter the wire, the faster the transmission
xxx: in your wire the gnomes run and the bytes on your back? They go a meter long, so it is better to go 5 cm?! to

Talk about age:
I met Sasha before, and now I met Alexandra.

Listen, I'm not funny at all now, I have a girlfriend pregnant on the go!
YYY: Nath, is nothing bothering you? O_O

Xxx: 76ne65
YYY: I don’t understand, what are you doing?
XXX: This is a cat.
YYY: Well, in general, he is right...

In Russia, the winner is the candidate who does not participate in the debate.

Rested with the family in Lazarevsk, themselves from Moscow. We found a good housing. We negotiated with the owner for a long time and agreed on the price. During the rest, they were not transgendered. I heard the owners were economical, they even laughed. I don’t argue, now is a time of crisis. We rested well, gathered together and went home.
The most surprising thing, literally 2 weeks after my vacation, I had a trip to those places to explore the object, I broke through and got a devoted trip to the south. And I decided that I would stay with them, relatively close, and I liked them, in September there are always places, the check is given.
Imagine a picture – I appear at their doorstep, the master’s mouth is open when he sees me, and I give him:
“Imagine, Felix, and we, the Rothoseans, have forgotten our tomatoes in the kitchen.
The curtain.