From the forum:

Experiments have shown that a cat dropped from the seventh floor has a 30% less chance of survival than a cat dropped from the twentieth floor. It is supposed that a cat needs to fly through eight floors to understand what is going on, to relax and to re-group.

Damn... " The experience shows..."

If you want to feel the ruler of the world, with one hand movement moving mountains, turning rivers backwards, destroying entire states – draw the contour maps to your understanding.

<Glladiator> Which fool touched my photocopy with fat hands?
<Muxkoff> I did not touch
<Alive Stenka> I am not a fool!

An intelligent man is different from a ham in that he can send you a message in a great number of ways without saying a single word.

I love my alterego.
I’m so different and yet I’m together.)

It just appeared in the news.
He was sentenced to nine years in prison for three attempts at rape in one day.
The first one bit him by the finger and ran away.
The second? A little later? She put her keys on her face and ran away as well.
From the third he was in the same elevator, the girl was 14 years old, and she gave him a leg on the eggs, as taught in school and also disappeared.

xxx: I am 22 years old.
XXX: That’s when you think that’s shit.
If you think about it, fuck it.

No one knocks at the door so loudly and unceremoniously as a drunken husband, the police, and Jehovah’s Witnesses.

X: Yesterday I was broken the pattern, I recognized the animes deeper
X: On a recent patte there was an animated calf that was cutting under a guy
X: Well, like the usual calf who positions himself as a guy
X: A few days ago I learned that this is a guy who positions himself as a girl who positions himself as a guy.

My son 4 years. I hate washing and washing, I’m sure I can.
- You will be clean and beautiful - the girls will love you, and the family will be, you will be all so washed and scented - you will have your girl - the most loving.
The child with doubt looked at his father's side - the unwashed, grown-up admin quietly rubbing in the console with the future project under even more brutal hard rock. The beloved reliably ripped off, licked lunch off his beard and turned to the computer.
Mom, how did you get to Daddy?

by Lepra

xxx: by the way, the 2 preface of the niqab is not a protection. They fall very easily.
YYY: Yes, and no pleasure at all.
WWW: There is no pleasure with Gondon at all
Zzz: Well, why, if you pour water and hike from the 12th floor, it's quite a pleasure

From Twitter:
September 26 is World Contraception Day!! If you are familiar with the Gandons, congratulate the enthusiast!

EPSO: We have a democracy! The King said so...

X: Here is my hail asking me to end up on my glasses.
Is this normal or not? Would you allow?

Y: And when you go in with him in the optics, his six-legging is not childish?

KuZmiTch: The biggest confusion in my life was the moment when my friend went to the toilet on a big, and 15 minutes later his wild scream out of the door "This is what shit is flying?!!!" O_o

KuZmiTch: There was an ass...

Those who say that it is unclear to curl in the nose, or have too thick fingers or do not understand anything in the small joys of life.

Nod32 issued:"Unlicensed equipment has been detected. to remove?
The first thought – look at yourself.

Real report note to the management of the oil company from the guard
Safeguarding equipment in the tundra.

Urgently send someone with a rifle of the mouse here ohuel every night comes,
I sleep-living on the tower (meaning the drilling tower) there is cold and
Fuck, I’m cold, I’m waiting for another day or two, and I cut my legs, I’m chewing yours.
There are settlements, this is not a bucket that can be clamped on, it is
hungry naked beast and change me I colded my kidney seriously until
I spent the night on the tower in shorts and in one shoe I barely took his legs behind me.
hurt and sows me, on the tower of the Pontoise, the beast lays me again
Take immediate action, it’s very serious.

Those who are on the internet don’t laugh at the TV.

Prepod on Matan added to my wall the song "Status Quo - You're in the Army Now". It is now easy to go to the universe.