How is your personal life?
Like a broken calculator.
Is it how?
It does not fold.

I had a problem with my cell phone, lost almost all the numbers in the phone book. I do by acquaintance mail (by mail): yes, say, and so, take off, plz, to me on a mob sms, that is you...
Well, now I have a mobile piece of 20 SMS with the text: "Hello, this is me!"

We are in Peter.
Surprised!
And where we live, in the bus can discuss scientific problems, schoolchildren from the fiemat school also know smart words enough, and on the transformator booth it is written: the Nephrite rod.
And Siberia though.

lnkr: and to me again came from the sect of witnesses of the Great Pension
lnkr: Put your savings in our black hole and get unprecedented wealth!
lnkr: I tell them: "Girls, considering the increase in retirement age, I am at least 35 years old before retirement. Thirty-five years ago there was the Soviet Union, thirty-five years before that there was the Second World War, and thirty-five years before that there was the Russian Empire. Sorry, but I don’t see any prospects in your fund."
LNKR: Overall, we didn’t have a conversation.

In ordinary operating systems, there are administrator, user and guest accounts. And only in iOS there is a slave account!

Tia Len, was your sex boring?
No, fucking, every time you get rid of it!

to this

xxx: We need to create a music group "Mom and Dad". And when they ask you what you’re listening to, they’ll answer ‘I’m listening to mom and dad’.

If there were such a group, it would...

It needs to be rounded to make it more comfortable.

Scientists are joking.

There is a big company that deals with loyalty programs (any discount) of buyers: like get 100 points on beer purchases and get a 10% discount on fish. In general, the firm helps the barbarians to divide the proletariat into a barbarian. But in order not to get into the dumb, behind all these discount programs is hidden serious mathematics mixed with no less serious psychology.

Yes, not so seriously, Predictive Analytics is not building rockets. Moreover, everything has already been written and calculated, the binary will handle it, take the data, pour it into the program and get the conclusions.
The main thing is that the bariga understood what he wanted from the egghead, and the data was relevant and true.

This is such a long preface, and now history: there was one chain of stores with a discount program for women and a special discount for those who are expecting a child. Periodically, with the help of this analysis, found women who were in the first program, but in all parameters of their purchase history they fit into the category of pregnant women. Such women were offered special. and discount.

Well, it had to happen that this chain of stores sent a package to a 15-year-old lady, something like congratulations, you, with the fact that you are waiting for a replenishment! Here are our discount coupons and super diapers. (The programs are also wrong!)

According to the law of wickedness, the package was first opened by a father, a specific strict man. I read everything carefully, and how I began to scream first on the phone, and then personally went: what jokes and coupons! I will take you to the courts! The daughter is 15 years old, lives at home with her parents, does not go to the disco, all in school! He built all the managers and consultants he found, and made the unfortunate analyst a goat. He received written apologies, a lifetime discount and returned home with a feeling of satisfaction.

And there the daughter sits and says, “You know your father, and I have news for you.”

Who would have thought that it would take 70 years and people would fight for a seat in the train to get to the camps in Germany?! to

Well, so all the psyches say, say this you are all nonsense, and I am normal, I will go a bark to the pit.

Remember, we do not promise miracles. We take hourly pay.

I look at the cat and think, well, this is how the cats lived before the man, how they lived there in the woods.

Discussion of news:

111: "In the sale appeared a selfie bed. Now you can eat and photograph food at the same time"

We are in derby, officially, we are in derby

2nd: KM
111: Do you want to throw a picture from this post?
111: I have my own thoughts.
222: waiting for a condom with a built-in camera
222: Hentai fans will be delighted

The grandfather dressed the child in his grandson's clothes, brought him home, still quarreled at home with his grandmother, because. She cried out that the enemy would not be their grandson. The most interesting thing is that Sugar all this time behaved completely naturally, without giving up anything)))"

It is never funny! The man entered, led a child with whom he had nothing to do, and no one knew about it! Must think

My senior in the first-and-second class often received notes in the diary, literally: "When the lights were turned off, he began to wear wild cries around the hall, frightening the children," "He jumped the captain over the classmate's diary," "In the dining room for breakfast, when the eggs were brought, he started shouting "bird flu!"And the kids refused to eat breakfast!!!" Even the teacher regularly invited me to the conversation and with such indignation told about the " feats" of Leška, I usually restrained, but here the "bird flu" hit me, I just cried from laughter :ROFL: The teacher is very serious, I don’t see anything funny %) And clearly understood who my Leška was born.

There are always two or three flies in my office. Once every two or three days, they can be spotted, but the next day they reappear. Nobody knows how to calculate where their point of respawn is?

>> pour a bubble of green in a bath with water and take a bath
>> The baby was eventually somewhat washed, but here the bath
>> I have to give up...

It was chemistry at school. First a stupid decision, then complete helplessness. Any intense oxidizer, from hydrogen peroxide to banal chlorine whitening, would whiten the bathroom. But yes, someone washes the fat with expensive “natural biodegradable” substances, wiping it mechanically, and someone dumbly waters it with alkaline and washes it. Teaching is light.

News from neighboring countries

Kazakhstan proposes tax on sexual intercourse
in marriage 584 tenge (139 rubles for our money)
in civil - 748 tenge
Out of Marriage - 1893 Tenge
for sex minorities - 2741 tenge
Non-traditional - 4892 tenge
14 minutes, otherwise increasing ratios are applied.
For foreigners, the price has doubled.
Disabled and pensioners are exempt from tax

Always ready to help!
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Tell me a joke about a bitten polar fox! Keeyeap to!
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Full shit => full whisper => full whisper => bitten polar fox.
All is simple.