1st :
And I had a very important job - to wipe out the coffee from my pants...or at least to smash it evenly, so that it doesn't seem like I'm drowning)

2nd :
Requests for overtime

2nd :
"That is how it worked"

2nd :
or

2:"so much work to suck no time to leave here"

by 111
In our garden now the stove oven puts out, the man is just a pepper*JOKINGLY*

by 111
He told me about his childhood.)

by 222
=) What is he telling?

by 111
when he was a child (it was when he was studying somewhere in the 7th grade) was sitting and playing at the party. The teacher had such an instruction. Dick she approached him and as ue... he was on his neck with this same statement! He was in shock, saying that his eyes barely flew out. He is in a state of shock. The bag does not communicate anything at all. He catches her for clothes and hurts! Dick he straight with the livery swept everything *ROFL*

by 222
and ROFL

by 111
There was an unrealistic rust in the classroom))) She covered her hand and fled the classroom! And she has a husband director of the school and moreover they live an apartment higher. The husband (director) in a minute runs into the classroom with a irritated face and chased after him throughout the classroom! All the kids except him were out of the class. The director closed him in the classroom and went to his parents. Near the evening, the boy managed to climb out the window and he sadly rushed home, afraid that his father's belt would meet him. He comes home, a painting with oil! His batek plays the bow bow! And the drunk director is dancing in the basement. :D

by KaN (10:15)
Don't love anyone, and you will like everyone.Send the whole world to hell, and you will be admired.

The Mad Guitarist (10:15)
O_O

by KaN (10:15)
Dirty words

The Mad Guitarist (10:15)
Fuck the fuck!

The Mad Guitarist (10:15)
Admire me ? ?

C the forum.

XXX: "It is interesting. When did you have a computer?
spontaneously and unexpectedly. It was 1995. My father brought. I was very surprised. I was sitting all day, studying. Everything was so interesting that after three years I became quite good at computers.
In 2000, the first 486DX-Pentium computer crashed. The major virus of 1644. The mystic. But it was May, time 16:44. 16 May. 4 + 4 = 8 At eight in the morning it all started. The virus showed itself at 16:44. A deadly virus. Two years without a computer.
How are you doing?"

YYY: In October will be 5 years of my first and still the only)))
October is 10 months. 10 - the size of the member of the soloist AOL, 2004 2+0+0+4 = 6, 6-10 = -4!!! The temperature of October 12, 2001, the day when I had a diarrhea!!! It is 5 letters!!! Five number hockey players on the ice! Three letters of ice!! The most popular word of the 3 letters, which on the fence is written, in the Roman numbers 17 => XVII, in my mouth my feet! 17 years ago I was 2!!! I have 2 eyes, 2 hands, 2 ears and 2 noses!!! What a magic number!! to

<ona> I will only come as long as I don’t know where to live ;-)
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<he> sick
<on> I’m going to write again
<on> run short
<on> live where you want
<he> 0_of the puppy ))

Read the poetry of Chukovsky

Suddenly from mommy's bedroom puppet
by Moododyr
The laundry officer and laundry officer.
My daughter asks
Daddy Daddy, and you are also the commander of the washers.
and???? What did you take???? to
- Just my mom then shouted, "It's you with your washbags at work so talk".
and)))

The Observation :
Regardless of the fullness of the bus, the conductor passing by will definitely hit you.

<Thomas> Zixel makes magic devices
<Thomas> set up the router yesterday
<Thomas> one and a half hours
<Thomas> and there in the set is a toy still foldable goes, and her name is Zixel Omni
<Thomas> so, while the process was going there, I collected it and put it before me.
<Thomas> and instantly magically it worked.
<Thomas> a little bit over.
<Thomas> the toy doesn’t look very good, well, and removed it from the table
<Thomas> and immediately magically everything stopped working
<Thomas> returned to place
<Thomas> as long as it works)...I am afraid of them

XXX: Why is the word “orgasm” so easily derived from the word “defeat”?
Nka: Because you are a shit! I do not get it!
XXX: (laughs and ticks the finger) NKA doesn’t get an orgasm... ^^

As it was before:
XXX is
You go out and think:"Cold but"
XXX is
It’s cold and it’s cold"

They were now on the children’s playground.
They fought in the sand:

Girls - 2 Arina, 2 Diana, Stephania, Serafim, Ariadna!!! to
Even though, Demide, Romeo!! to

I even cried out my smoke once again was somewhat uncomfortable...

P/S It should have been at least Ramesses to be called... *ROFL*

I look for a job, I see a vacancy.

"The Coney Freezer
Date: Wednesday 10 September 2008
The Requirements:
Men and women, age up to 50 years, technical education + design skills;
Experience in a similar position is welcome"

Pilates, what is it?? to

Launched the network in the new body of the universe, faced with the fact that there is no door to the server room on the floor. Everyone has it and there is no one here, a whole wall and all that. It turns out, you enter the WOMEN toilet, you open the door to the last cabin... and there is a sorter and another door - to the server room. Admin said he would live there.

[21:27:07] <Ch> Okay sing to me and I'll sleep
[21:27:21] <Ch> well something repair
[21:27:48] <Y> listen, tranda minor, here I will sing to you instead of my husband
[21:30:11] <Ch> short, let’s start with the fact that I’m not a minor trend and an adult man

For fans of ninja turtles:
If the usual smiley distinguishes a two-point mouse, then Leonardo will do it :)

I have a cock at work, not a computer, but a helicopter. Flying up and hanging.

Pipetz, he was on the bus today, the inscription above the stop button: "If you see a stop, then try the button, if you do not press the button, stop about.":-D

I go from work, my cell phone has a battery, I need to call. and Tushino. I look around: whom to ask for a phone. All such businessmen, run somewhere, rush... I see: there is a typical hop standing at the tent, the phone turns in his hand. Well, I think, an hour of the day, the people are full of what he will do to me, maybe he will give me a call... I approach, all so decent, on my heels, I knock my eyelids:
Do you have a phone to call?
and pause. Hop throws me around with an assessing look, sneaks, puts his cell phone in his pocket and says:
I know your stuff...
Going to the residential houses.)

Other teaching pearls:
Girl, more than one orgasm per lecture is just not decent!

I do not claim the role of a dominant male, so pay attention to your peers.

In what form will the bill be made? In the perverted

There are only two kinds of anecdotes: funny and decent.

A lawyer is a lawyer’s honorary!