There is nothing more eternal than that which is wrapped in blue insulate.

The Cat (
What is so?
- bought the plasma of the old calf on the floor of the stand, until they determined where to dye it. The apartment is cold, the cat climbs on the old calf, lies on it, stands up and can't understand why it doesn't heat (((
I want to turn it on for it to warm up.

A friend left her:
Don’t be sad she’ll come back!! to
I know it (((

I walked past the office toilet in the store yesterday. Inside his door hangs an advertisement with huge letters: "T-shirts not to change clothes. A fine of 1000r. and video surveillance!and "
Fuck, I'll go crazy, WHY can't you change your cowards clothes, and how to use the toilet, knowing about video surveillance?

Sometimes you want to see the author of quotes to broaden the horizon on the topic "How the dudes look".

I searched for the Yandex text of the claw "In the cat, in the cat the claw of gold. and. " for my daughter In the search line, Yandex so carefully offers suggestions: cat diarrhea cat tears eyes cat falls hair cat cat constipation cat flows saliva cat cat goes hair cat smells from the mouth cat tears eye cat faeces with blood cat diarrhea what to do

The poor cat!

Do not be deceivers! K.O This is not Captain Evidence. Captain Evidence would never have signed so obviously!

KirieHa: and I had sex in the woods on a penny with ants)
I haven’t had any ants yet.

Once at the beginning of June, we walked with one group around the universe, entered the old corps. And there laboratories are joint phys.techa and himfak. - just pulled out of the films - disasters: the basement floor room, polished walls, wires, pipes, in the corridor cabinets with broken glasses, on the floor cracked probes... In short, beauty. And there are also the students who came to enter, they still look at these wonderful catacombs with great suspicion in their eyes. But here from the pinch the door of one of the laboratories opens, on the doors of which the icon "Care, radiation" is painted, from there, holding a desperately smoking test tube on extended hands, a guy in a coat runs out, and with a wild mat runs through the entire corridor, from the wings to the other. The apprenticeship just settled, but the number of those who wanted to enter decreased in front of the eyes. They spoke with the words: go away from here.

Zebra (11:20:11 22/09/2009)
Did you try to meet guys through minet?
Zebra (11:20:27 22/09/2009)
It’s fun, sometimes you can find good people.
Zebra (11:20:34 22/09/2009)
fucking
Zebra (11:20:37 22/09/2009)
I burn
Zebra (11:20:39 22/09/2009)
and Inet
Maruska (11:20:42 22/09/2009)
ahahahahah
Zebra (11:20:50 22/09/2009)
My mom was so excited xDDDDDDD

I really guessed today. Not only is it that we have been changing the elevator for the second month and I am greatly embarrassed to walk to the 9th floor. It is said that the elevator is being installed by some Tajiks. But when I go down the stairs I hear: “We can’t install the elevator, SCOTCH the boss has not brought.

A: My car was stolen.
B: Whoever needs this rubble, it costs 3 cents.
A: Don’t tell me, I’ve filled a full tank.

Popular performer Anna Semenovich took part in a new fun online game "Who is smarter Semenovich?". The rules of the game are very simple: the sexy singer will take off her clothes while the participant answers the questions correctly.
A good reason to lose your virginity for Anatoly Wasserman.

From the forum:
Scientists from General Electric have unveiled a disk that can hold 500 gigs of information, and Pioneer is about to make a terabyte bulb by 2013!
2 "Please wait. It remains 2.5 months until the end of the proceedings."
After 2.5 months -... and the verification of data has begun!!! to
4-"...The process has been successfully completed. Do you still need it? Yes/No / Cancellation of..."

She: And I learned how to make sushi...mm...)
Are you tired of taking care of the aquarium? and :)
Tomorrow I will try to cook.
He: Oh, and the dog got? :D

Hunting for pleasure is killing for pleasure.
Is fishing a killing for pleasure? Or if the carapace does not whisper, can it be killed?
The mushrooms, the mushrooms have forgotten! It does not burn and does not burn.
Macmahon: Well, the mushrooms also cut a lot of us

We have a guy one in our group (musical) was.. decided to make the electric guitar on his own.. found, therefore, a body of something, the recorders bought, all the things... Waal his miracle of the week and a half-two... came to the next rehearsal proud of such.. shows his creation - a nice result ))) Connects the guitar to the combination, in that control, the volume to the maximum, and from the columns is distributed: "You listen to the radio Majak" ))))))))).... In general rehearsals there was no week 2 )))))))))))))

Fuck the school? Fuck the idiots? Damn the Gandhi? Fuck the crazy? Fuck the bastards? Fuck the neighbors? Fuck the menta? Fuck your ancestors? Fuck your friends? Fuck the grandmothers? Fuck the men? Fuck the politicians? Fuck the country? Fuck the life?

Do not be upset. Fuck them all.

I haven’t read the Abyss for a couple of weeks. I rightly understood that recently the old man on the green six got stuck on the roads?

Tomorrow we’ll know who will be, a boy or a girl.
We read that the little one already (in the stomach) hears everything and needs to talk to him - here is my sitting in the evenings, while I fall asleep, and tells the stomach in the tone of the fairy tale grandmother's device of the motorcycle Ural.