Buy me the tulips.
What kind of tulips? We have a HDMI cable.
She is: a fool!
Today "Bobik" Post of Russia did not miss a grandmother on the zebra...Directly through a tear. Do not harm anyone. rushed
Have you completed the phallomorphic process?
Nihua did not understand. CHO?
I am asking you: are you finally out?
I am late for training and I write to the coach:
I: + 10 minutes
Coach: + 10 kg
I woke up with a pocket of 100 backs. He was delighted with the discovery until he found in another pocket a receipt from the ATM about the withdrawal of $500.
xxx: Put it short, I read in the net that the size of the foot is directly proportional to the size of the male dignity) You have a size of 45 like, so you are a giant?
Yes, lying is all.
xxx :DDD
yyy: fucking (
My girlfriend is the smartest in the world. Today, she received the SMS "Open the SMS to the number 800 and take part in the Ford Fiesta" car draw.
She read it, nodded contemptuously, and with the words "another cowboy" sent a message with the text "divorce someone else!"
Dialogue in the cafe with the waitress. The morning. She is sleepy. very
Hi to you. Can I Coffee?
What do you think: black or green?
Let’s get the green.
is leaving. He returns in a minute:
There is no green!
You are what! (The winning surprise)
She is fucking!
It turns out. is leaving.
And my parents were so faithful that when I was a kid and my relatives gave me a toy Batman, the ancestors drank his ears with a knife, because they thought it was a horn.
XXXX: The slogan “Stop corruption” was recognized as extremist as calling for the violent overthrow of the existing regime.
My brother told me... further from his words.
I call in the wave.
I would like to get rid of you (literally).
Oh Oh Oh, and why?What does not please you?( by
I do not deal with problems / subscribers.
The desire to correct problems (I don’t remember exactly)
What’s the problem, maybe the master?
I am not a master, how can I turn off you? Is it possible to induce? Or need to go?
It is (CADR!I will not say!!It is in our interest to keep the customer!
He puts the phone!
You are always so. First you argue with me and then you agree.
MDSM: Nihren! though...you may be right
We lie down in bed, well 😉
In a flood of tenderness, I cling to him and say:
I will not give it to anyone.)
He kept silent, then cautiously asked:
Will you give me...?
by Janne)
by Dante (0:06) :
I don’t think I’m going to eat grey =)))) I am a major =)))
xxx: Yesterday put to interest Ubuntu.
YYY: And how then?
XXX: Why was the first thing jumped through her anime...
Marsiano4ka: bought a blanket, month 3 was going, probably)))
Kewler is warm? The fuzzy?
Marsiano4ka: Today I’ll find out
Kewler: Then a quiet night! Let the blanket embrace gently and gently.
Marsiano4ka: We only know him the first day...or is it a blanket of easy behavior?
Kewler: I think the first night it will behave delicately and unobsessively.
Marsiano4ka: Well let me call you tomorrow 😉
Zeka Gorbunov: and finally get rid of these depressive Awakes
Valeria Gorohova: I am smiling at her at all!!!! to
Really good is when everyone is well, and you are the best of all.
by Yuri Tatarkin
The bank manager told a friend:
- Interest rates on loans are actually very high, reaching up to 70, and
Sometimes up to 80%. But people will know about it only when they start to extinguish.
The credit. Before I went to the bank, I looked around the fat.
bulletproof glasses in the operating room, I thought all this
Protection from thieves.
At the Domodedovo airport at the check-in stand.
“Please tell me, and you can send my suitcase to London.
And the other in Khabarovsk?
No, we do not provide such services.
It is good. My granddaughter did that a week ago.