My cat has a personal drama.
XHH: She was found allergic.
XHH: for dairy products.
XHH: For her life is over.

I have integrated that!! The Last!! You know how glad I was when I took it.
WOW: This is the first stage. First you rejoice, then you want more and more, then you stop controlling yourself.

XXX: We have a new creature at work, I hate it.
YYY: Did you share something?
Oh no, I’ve never even spoken to him.
HH: I don’t know what his name is.
But they say he plays for the alliance!

Today a photographer gave me the strangest compliment in my life:
You have such a beautiful skin! It was already photographed...

by Google

What can be done with plastic bottles?
A transparent bikini.

The father noted the title given to him at work, when he came was able only to take off the socks and put (for some reason) under the table. He had a very sad look this morning. He took the phone, someone was calling. The Conversation :
I said, do you remember everything? Tell me...

Congress of growers developed a political stance - "69"

Yyy: Girl with the first size is looking for a guy with small palms.

After buying a ticket at the lottery and not winning a car on it, Dad said that he did everything possible to make sure I had a personal transportation=(

xxx: I go to work - two cockroaches go, one to the other:
XXX: He is fucking upset, he can't behave fucking. To speak fucking does not know how to fucking out of the village.

How can you not love that???! to
When he swallowed me even for my gift to him dungeon!!!! to
WOW: What did you give? The socks? A foam to shave? by DDDDDD
Take it up!! I’ve been on it since the morning and didn’t give it!!!! to
WOW: O_O This is a man!

N@$tЁnk@: And that you know a witch?
I guess on the maps, for example.
N@$tЁnk@: can you do it?
(But it is possible for all of them to do so.)

Yuriy Skvortsov: I wonder if there were some Basta singing that it was cool to be smart, would many of his fans run to the library?
Akadelpher: It is thought that if he had sung about any particular book or author, he would have been bought and read by all the idiots.
Yuriy Skvortsov and such on the street fit - hearing, Gauss theorem proof

In our country, presidents, like parents, are not elected.

My brother, when they still lived together and studied at school, was constantly clinging to me: then the sweater to the couch is sewn, then the coin is stuck in the sandwich, then it will be hidden in the freezer (if I suddenly went somewhere)... Sometimes I cut a paper, wrote on each "gluk" and disassembled in chaotic order on my things))) I was probably finding them for a month. Then in the pocket, then in the textbook, then in the workbook))) And he laughed and said: "Here you’re chewing"))) Someday in the penalty I found a note composed of newspaper cuts: "I know what you did last weekend"))) I love my brother))))

Lomaster: In the 80s of the last century I lived in a military town, in Ukraine, in a dormitory for young officers. Accordingly, the sewerage is also centralized, like now in cottage towns. The room was on the second floor of a two-storey three-way Dosa.
When I arrived one morning from duty, I walked in the usual circle: the toilet-shower-coach. I took a magazine, wiped out a newspaper chair, smoked ‘Cosmos’, turned around to sit down, dropped down the caliph and... who struck me to look around... In the toilet sat and looked at me a huge wet rotting rat!!! to
Although I was a young, strong, shameless lieutenant, but he was no worse than the lady. The rat wasn’t scared at all and kept crawling at me. At my screams a neighbor ran around the room and grabbed his boots and stumbled onto the beast. Only then did the rat dive into the bottom of the toilet and it was.
A neighbor — a funny guy — with a serious look told me that this case is not uncommon. And he asked: Do I know why most rats are not cats, but cats? It turns out that against cats, rats have a centuries-old approach. During the fight, the rat turns around and bites the cat for the eggs! After that, the cat is no longer afraid of her. (The men understand me.) "She probably took you for a big cat", the comrade summed up.
How complicated my preparation, to the simple procedure of sending natural needs, I will not tell you.

The neighbor behind the wall:
I will eat you, I will eat you!! to

I have forgotten about the new president :)

XXX is
I am an altruist.
by merz_V._2.0
Actually yes
by merz_V._2.0
You have only been sealed in the word "dollboy".

Andrew: Dear, our kids will be the most beautiful and smart!!! = * *
Nastya: Don’t threaten me!!!!!!!!! to