Hackers posted intimate photos of Conchita Wurst on the Internet, but no one needed them.
The season of oysters is those months in the name of which there is the letter "r". That is what I know. You can order them by May.
My mom at the station said the same thing about the cold.
...Yes? should be. I don’t even know why ice cream can be a seasonal meal. Probably this is somehow related to the cattle hotel, with the ancient calendar.
This is an ancient belief, kmk, associated with the absence of refrigerators in the stations.
The Mockup:
The guard said to me this morning:
Tell me, what level are the tanks?
I do not play.
Okay okay?
and seriously.
Does the car not pull anymore?
Humorist
M is :
I am ? ?
Are you so poor that you don’t have a computer to play?
Or is it more here?and narcotics
The Mockup:
Yes Yes
I don’t play tanks because the computer is shit.
M is :
I don’t see any other reason why he doesn’t play that shit ?
The Mockingbird :)
Wildly popular
All young people play.
He thinks I may be 20 years old.
I already have grey hair.
M is :
Those young people say you’re in a domino.
The Mockup:
Fuck the fish.
If you have an apartment or office overlooking the Kremlin, then the big question is who is watching who.
We went to Simferopol by train. Ordinary food, nothing supernatural. July, night... Bank of beer, cards and a friend pathologist. We were overcome by wild insomnia, so we talked for life and played a fool. After the twentieth party, he suddenly stood up sharply and looked into the corridor, after which, with such a manic face, sat back and said:
What a beauty!
For some reason I thought he had seen a beautiful passenger or something like that, and decided to check. Looked out, and there was nothing but sleeping passengers on the different sides of their legs. Pressing my shoulders, I sat closer to the window and looked at the lights flying past.
A friend suddenly stood up and, grabbing his wallet, headed somewhere toward the toilet. I did not even attach much importance to it. Then it turned out that this man was going to the toilet, took out of his portfolio of handbags and put on the big fingers of the legs of all those sleeping in the car. When I said he was a fool, I slept and fell asleep.
I woke up from the terrible scream of the conductor, who was heading to another wagon, and saw this wonderful picture. Looking at a friend and again seeing his maniacally satisfied smile, I realized that the pathologists have a rather peculiar sense of humor.
The Kremlin is discussing Russian sanctions against the United States in response:
And let’s close Barack Obama’s account at Sberbank!
– My offer is more terrifying: let’s open him an account at Sberbank!
Like Apple, Adidas has decided to produce new shoes with incompatible ropes every year.
The same problem was, 28 years old, 1.99m, 65kg, karate + boxing. Can you give a pencil from a twist in the face, and the point, if there is a shake and you sit for it?
You would have it, would have eaten something, or it would have been a whole worm. The cartoon is fucking))
My wife teaches programming.
J: I already feel a sweater with an elephant on my chest!
M: Don’t worry, the deer only appears in your code.
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Where is the peace going?I work in the department of pastel linen..comes a girl who is called "I am not my baby" I say a cushion need size 50-70( well triangular one).. triangular cushion triangular four-sided cushion O-o
Question to the outrageous journalist: say, is it the teachers' fault that this four-sided dumb pussy, working in the pastel linen department (I am silent about signs of interruption), could not forgive the girl the reservation?
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I needed a bowl, I went to... let’s say the world of bowl, I read the manuals in advance, of course) I stand at the stand with bowl, I can’t choose from 2 options, a girl consultant passes by, I’m thinking: – girl, tell 40cm enough or better 46? And she smiled somewhat uncomfortable, turned red and left... strange something...
Yesterday I insulted the cat.
Over us lives a lady, who from time to time finds the desire to practice walking on his heels around the apartment.
Have you ever heard cats bite? "uk...uk...uk...uk... buaaaaaaaaaaa"
by Agha)
I sit with my girlfriend on the couch, next to the cat. And suddenly I hear it the same "uk...uk..."
xxx: both at once reflective "PERSIC SCUCO A NO TREASURE FROM THE COFFEE!"
xxxh: we turn around, and he sits quietly and looks at us offended, like "master, you’re ch?"
xxx: dear ladies, do not practice heels in the apartment - because of you cats are offended )))
Pornhub is funny for Russians by law. The whole. The whole.
Never before did the Russians want to make such fun of the government.
From the conversation:
“Please open a bag of coffee, or I have fat hands.
I am not bad either...
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A fellow programmer thoughtfully estimates the thickness of the envelope with the salary and says:
I learned to develop in ten years, and to earn something is not very important.
This is:
How you borrowed with your "in the stock *and here is some text with spelling errors*". They write
Your mother is not funny. People cannot write well because they are not taught how to write well. They had bad teachers. It is not funny. It is sad.
So you have a reason to joke. A few months ago, I took part in the ‘Total Dictation’ and wrote it on 4, with one mistake. I decided that everything was bad, and colleagues said, “You are a monster.” Do you know who I work for? journalist in the federal publication.
not funny. and sad. It is sad that in their laziness and stupidity people blame teachers.
I can’t catch that delicate moment when those. The task "Make us beautiful, magical" turns into "poch#y like, MOVE!"
discussion of the process of removing hair from the body with the help of sugar paste (shugaring).
XXX: 8 tablespoons of table sugar, 1 tablespoon of table water, and a tablespoon of lemon juice. I mix and put on the smallest fire, I have a straight little comfort and cover with a cover, when the sugar dissolves often do not need to mix, just make sure that the color becomes slightly golden,
Wonderful candy on the stick.
The kids smashed everything.
XX: Well I’m not saying it’s not the first time.
Comment on the YouTube video with the advertisement of the fuel-saving device Fuel Shark:
Excellent Device, I recommend it to everyone! Since I am a greedy person, I bought 4 pieces at once and a grinder for 4 smokers, now I have a saving of 120% and with every 10 liters poured I get 2 liters of net profit, you can open my small fuel tank.
I also ask for advice from those who use this device: noticed that every 50 km the penis grows by 1 cm, how to stop it?
Waiting for the next book to start downloading, I felt a vague anxiety, an increasing discomfort. Chaos that destroys my ordered consciousness. The response to the book was outrageous, it sounded as follows: "O wonderful wonderful world, discovered by a brilliant author. The unparalleled talent of the author has revealed to our world this miracle, which will take a worthy place in the library. The plot, presented by a perfect writing skill, makes you not break before reading from cork to cork, leaving a blessed ecstasy. But most importantly, it is the anticipation with which you will once again take this book from the shelf, hold it in your hands, not uncovering, stretching pleasure, and only then dive into it with your head. The book was called "Theory of Probability. Mathematics and statistics"
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No funny things, really so. There is such an author Gmurman "Theory of Probability and Mathematical Statistics".. 10 years have passed, no more, I still remember this enthusiasm.