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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10273
 23.09.2008
by Oleg :
The security guard burned...the bill was charged for involuntary compression of the vagina...if I got to do this? Well one, Serega, grit need to push your finger into the anal hole and everything will be fine.
by Oleg :
I thought, I added only to the woman Sasha, a woman, not myself.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №10272
 23.09.2008
We sunbathed with mommy on the beach.There are always handcuffs, which should be laid on the bed.Well, I lie on one of these, rest, here we were noticed by our acquaintances from the hotel, came, began to shake with mommy.One of them was in sunglasses.After a few minutes of talking here this says:"Can I eat my eye on the edge of your towel?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10271
 23.09.2008
You can’t get out of work quietly – get out quickly.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №10270
 23.09.2008
No. 4 of 20 September. The Race.

Oh, the Russian people are indestructible... Once a group of harsh miners went to

The most stagnant times behind the Iron Curtain. In Europe however. and must

To say that in those years the most crying was - hats from Moher. Oh yeah, the wives

The miners said, “Without Moher we will not go home!”

Of course, the men are harsh, but have you seen the mining wives? In general,

"They’ve gathered" they’re on the full program. Products from then.

Moher could be imported, and all kinds of mushrooms could not be imported! The Customs

Good does not give! A group of guides found stockpiles

transportation in the evening before departure. It was the end, money was not.

You come back, they wait at home with a rock, the frog suffocates.

Thirty harsh miners all night, with stone faces, mosquitoes.

With his hands carpets.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10269
 23.09.2008
Wife of husband:

- And you remember how in the "Basic Instinct" Sharon Stone in the police

Have you moved your leg?

and yes.

That’s what you remember, but that we’ve got our wedding anniversary today, I forgot.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №10268
 23.09.2008
A shorter stream of audiences, an examination in computer science, half of the group writes with the spore. Well, everybody knows how the prejudice passes who writes - such as if you write hard and then the prejudice approached and you stopped writing means you write and pull a kick from the audience - so one typechIg adds his answer and the prejudice already collects the sheets and almost from the hands of this typechIga takes his sheet. During the inspection (we are all sitting in the same auditorium at this time and waiting for the result) the pad begins to rust. We are all a little stumbling and the predecessor issued: “I, predecessor, have never seen such a go and hang in the decanate!” and reads us the answer of this typicalGa: “.... the system block consists of the body itself, the motherboard, the processor, the cooling system... the predecessor came to have to write something, yeah he that slept down here let go, and then the fantasy ends, you go away with honey here that is painted, fucking nothing to write shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit what to write?... aa aa aa aa aa aa aa " and so half pages - the entire audience under the table :)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10267
 23.09.2008
We have a girl in the group named Hertuyev... and a philosophy lecturer Tuev...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №10266
 23.09.2008
I didn’t come here to drink beer, but I drank vodka.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10265
 23.09.2008
No, it is only I can, by clicking on the search mp3 group Friday, find in the end an artist called "Marriage games of vacuum cleaners"... o_O

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №10264
 23.09.2008
Prepod says:"Here they buy expensive cars and drive as they want!Here I have an eight, our usual eight....forced, injector, with a 2.0 engine in sports mode..."

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10263
 23.09.2008
Do you remember the Debay-Folkenhagen effect? This is about the effect of the frequency of the applied field on the electrical conductivity of electrolyte solutions.
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh!! to
HH: Not there...
HH: You don’t remember.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10262
 23.09.2008
XXX is
How are you going tomorrow?

YYY
by Ku. Yes Yes

XXX is
In the universe

YYY
Congratulations to you)))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10261
 23.09.2008
Don’t ruin my mood, it’s so disgusting.
GrayWolf: Ir, it will actually be easier to work with sliders.
GrayWolf: Well Irrr...
GrayWolf: Well Irrr, and Irrr, let’s introduce the subscribers unlimited, well, don’t be a bull.

It would be nothing, but it is the executive director and the chief accountant failed :)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10260
 23.09.2008
> The message:
Good day Daniel!
> Can you solve the problem with the TEW-452BRP router?
> When the comps do not see each other in the local grid. I have exactly the same seemingly problem as you described: the router was able to configure to go in the innet from both computers. But they do not see each other.

Good day!

To some extent, the problem has been solved. In the spring, we had both the comp, who did not want to see each other, when connected through the router, and the router itself.)
So if such a problem arises again on the forum - take a closer look at this person.)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10259
 23.09.2008
Photokor
Ept, you can imagine, I probably proved to the girl for 30 minutes that there can be no triangle with the sum of two sides equal to the third O_o.

by v2.0
You broke me...

Photokor
she didn't believe and grilled that her dad is drawing such triangles, he's a builder, I'm scared now >.<

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10258
 23.09.2008
He did not sit.
Calls now the office manager, grit:
Why am I not accepting an ASKA file? This may be because the file is 156 gigabytes.
O_O

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10257
 23.09.2008
The fucking. today came to the service of household appliances to hand over for the repair of a video magnetophone from a girl who ordered such eyes were))) she asked - what is it? o_O V-I-D-E-O Magnetophone O_O
I said with an indiscriminate look, yes. She didn’t know Goldstar either.) I felt like someone old...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10256
 23.09.2008
Institutional wisdom of attending lectures:
"If the result is the same, why walk more?!" 0_o

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №10255
 23.09.2008
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Fucks female in the ass.

WOW :
:D

WOW :
Roff at the top!

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Home by Perry

xxxxxxxxxxx:
and ROFL


[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №10254
 23.09.2008
I saw a photo
Automotive shop
The price is "the price is"...
It costs 1900 rubles.! to
Who can say this is so?? to

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