Mazenrad: My brother and I were very young at the time. And I was evil and strong, and he was astute and astute. The hats were the same. At first glance, you can’t distinguish. And here he conceived an evil thing: he hanged my hat on his place, and he threw his hat on the floor with a sharp nose. His parents were nearby, so he was not afraid of physical abuse. What had I left to do? I grabbed the hat from his shelf, threw it on the floor, thus tapping, biting and tearing as much as I could.
Alex: What about brother?
Mazenrad: Brother is nothing. And then I went to school in a long stretched hat!

Call for technical support. The User:
I have nothing to do, everything hangs, what do I do?
In the adminsk heard a compressed stone. After a brief pause, the answer:
- Do you see the inscription on the desktop "My Computer"?
Now guess... yes...
Why don’t you wash it?! to

The speed of light is no longer the limit"

Oh well okay!
We learned all of this from Futurama =D

My brother smoked with his friends at home. I come, and the garbage can lie in the garbage bag.

Soon there would be a second film about the new X-Men. What is the name of the X-Men of the Second Class? Then the third and so on to the eleventh.
and UGU. Then the abortion. The whole series will work.
And then on. First course, second course, third course
And for those who did not enter the X-Men Army.

On the last day, the box showed a climb of 11k pedinorroses in algae, including bear-roots and other authorities. And I suddenly remembered why the end of the movie "The Glorious Fools"...

xxxx when I looked at the matrix for the first time I thought what Trinity is old and terrible, and yesterday I reviewed all three parts, in principle it is nothing.

Yyyy, in ten years you’ll get up on her.

I created the folders "pornoha" and "not pornoha", guess which pornoha I hid in?
Which is "pornoha" of course! Any reasonable person will use the folder "not porn"...
You know, you just proved that Natasha is not a sensible person.

I want the clock.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: in the hand

Who will be the guest?
Is it still a bone?
He: Seed, Lecha and Bone
She: No, yes
She: He broke my heart!
She: Bite him for hoo from me
He: Hmm... I don’t even know... where did you seal up?

xxx(22:00:18 24/09/2011)
For men, it is easier to see what breasts are. We women are waiting for a surprise.
Wife(22:00:56 24/09/2011)
How many times have you been waiting for a surprise?
thx(22:01:59 24/09/2011)
Not once, my dear, not once. Usually it was a sad surprise...a good surprise and through the pants can be seen...)

Where to go with friends or loved ones?
... →
You can relax in the crematorium.

There is no communication in the mountains. periodically collect the phones with the picked SMS and the horse rider goes to the place where the communication appears. Sms are coming...
It is called package data transfer.

Stone on the page of Vladimir Shahidjanyan (author of the program for the training of the blind press)

Maxim of Maxim
Draw up! Your prodrama effectively taught me! and spathibo!

We were sitting here recently with a loved one in the park. passes by an elderly couple, under the pen)I look at them, and dreamfully so I say:" here we will become two old grandparents with you...")) next to me his hoax interrupted...))

XXX: Don't look at the reckoning, the shit is stupid
XXX: I’m not about you.

We today have shown ourselves as clear customers of LORA.
XHH: My dad took my daughter to the doctor’s office. The Admiral goes out and says, “I listen to you.” I answer: "Yes, we have ears" She: "Sit down, wait, the doctor will come down now". My dad asks: "So what floor?" "Third and Fourth" Daddy said to us:"Now go!". We move after him, Admiral: “So where are you, the doctor will now come down from the third floor here!” Father:"Well, we have our ears, we hear nothing!" "What, all three with ears?" "It’s actually just a girl, but I’m not sure...".

It is in the rest of the world he - some kind of Facebook, and we have everything clearly - the FSB.

Scientists from the University of Pittsburgh in California found that full women are much ahead in the mental development of lean rivals.

Commentary :
Why we don’t like smart women.

Today in the show "Smell" that terribly useful prepared E. Malysheva, so at the end of the show the host and says that the Mexicans besides corn, something and tequila no longer know anything.
To what E. Malysheva is so thoughtful and answers: "Yes-a-a, tequila is a thing..." - the hall broke up ;)