I have finished my favorite green tea. I go into the kitchen and think about how to replace it. I find a bowl of coffee underneath it, and a leaf of tea in it. I think who is this smart tea in a cup of coffee poured) I cook and drink. So it’s been a week... Mom goes into the kitchen and asks, “What is it for you to have it cooked in the cup?” I’ve been cooking and drinking basilica all week.

- Son, get rid of the computer, these humans will not die without you!
No Mom, I will die. I am Hiller.

Sometimes to convince a person, you need to get into the dust of the dispute and agree with him! Not having time to rebuild, he begins to hotly challenge his own arguments :))

And WHY the inscriptions on the roads "Happy Birthday!!", "Your forgiveness... " and so on. It lasts longer than the mark????? to

This is:
He was with his wife in gynecology and bought a gynecological kit at the pharmacy for 20 UAH. While waiting he had time to sell a couple, repaying the investments.
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When a Jew was born, he hanged himself.

<arsenische> in Spain I pay for the internet 25 euros per week, and only 2 Mb/s
<arsenische> and it still has to go down. Room is bad.
<sashazykov> In India, I paid less than 20 euros a week for such an internet
<sashazykov> while the room with a balcony and view of the Himalayas was included in the price

> I: Yes, no, I just have the left shorter than the right (there really is such a bag) here and I have to strain a little to sit on the right.

Go to the doctor, idiot. If you do not want to put endoprosthesis in place of dead joints at 50 years. And now the price of the question is made under the size of the ordered mattress.

The Dreamer:
It’s a pity that after death, you can’t see your status, as is allowed in the dancers. Here would have been, died, and the bac - your personal rating, how many babs walked, how much vodka drank, how many animals eaten, how many car shot down, and how many died because of you, and you didn't even notice. There are all the medals...
– – – – –

Or is it there?

I walked down the street, I watched Potsdam go with a surf board.
Chatta is not a season.
Electricity then understood that the board was smooth, for the utyug.

XXX: This is the end. While I was working, they unnoticedly removed the wall behind my back.
I thought the roof was gone.
xxx: it turns out they have a wall folded between the rooms so that you can make a big conference room

We are married for the third time and we work together.
And our boss before his third marriage said about him:
You are the victory of optimism over common sense.

At Eurovision 2014 Austria will be presented by a bearded transvestite named Conchita.

Strengthen me...

- Michael, please print the reference in word.
I can’t, I have SteamOS. Is it better in Dota?

I was previously an ordinary person I could not, for example, with wet hands to open a bag with viscose constantly mated, and then a month of woodcut work now I can. Small and pleasant

xxx: and I got the article here, the top of the most unusual places to have sex)
YYY: In what month?

HH: It is a failure. I fell in love with the Ayatollah.
Q: Are they all like that?
WOW: Yes
But there are even worse.

xxx: decided to hire a cool speaker on cold calls, placed a vacancy and made an unspecified criterion - who hits the secretary and calls the boss, we will give a job.
xx: two weeks secretary held
The winner was found on the 13th day
xxx: the test =
YYY: And what then? Let it be :)
xxx: he is already working on us, just decided to check the system from the left number

Listening to a girl’s conversation:
- Mom, I washed the dishes, cleaned up in the apartment, polished flowers. Can I buy an iPhone from your card?

You must be able to enjoy work. Well, how can they not admire applications in the service desk, such as - "the printer does not scan", "the processor does not turn on", "the system needs help"?

How cold it is in Russia.
Dark and dull...
I want to drink...
For example, to scare a cat.
And he looks at the doorstep and is not afraid...=((