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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №10253
 23.09.2008
Men, only you can help.How in Mario to go through the 7 world, where in the castle you run all the time, and the laccation does not change?Help me, I won’t sleep.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №10252
 23.09.2008
Experiments have shown that a cat dropped from the seventh floor has a 30% less chance of survival than a cat dropped from the twentieth floor. It is supposed that a cat needs to fly through eight floors to understand what is going on, to relax and to re-group.

Damn... " The experience shows..."

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10251
 23.09.2008
The xxxx:
I swore a month in the church. In Italy, it was almost held - it is not considered a mat. In Russia I surrendered, God will punish me.
YYYYYY:
IRA, looking at Russia, God himself mates!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10250
 23.09.2008
xxx (15:25:35 18/09/2008)
I tried to look for the staff department of the state.......................................... I go, I scream, I hear a sound from behind the door, the floor is washed, the floor is washed, the floor is washed, the floor is washed, the floor is washed, the floor is washed, the floor is washed, the floor is washed, the floor is washed, the floor is washed, the floor is washed, the floor is washed, the floor is washed.
I open the door, and there on the table is a bitch whispering the nurse! and capital...
I shake my leg, like eeee, like... eeee.
she slowly, so, thinly turns to me the trembling butt and gives out - "small man, could not go in later, I have a seminar..."
This shit doesn’t go back.
I smoke, I smoke, I smoke, I smoke, I smoke, I smoke, I smoke

xxx (15:25:53 18/09/2008)
It was a seminar...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10249
 23.09.2008
Damn I am so cold, and the heater is lazy (
Empas: me too))) pl what the weather...at least at the end of st. They promise 20 degrees.
The weather forecast for Africa
Empas: the poor they will freeze... send them your heater!!!)))
I need it, I need it myself ?
Empas: while you are the future administrator heating up about the computer and the cat, African children will freeze in + 20 degrees of frost!!!!! Shame on you!! to
I haven’t seen the cat for a long time. ?
Empas: Don’t worry, I took care of him... African children won’t forget you!! to

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №10248
 23.09.2008
A long time went into the message, which read: "Enter will not come out!"

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №10247
 23.09.2008
1 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
My grandmother was tired =)

2 the sho?

1: I wave your respect for the chubby =) Shortest a relative or a friend of her chubby knows the grandmother of 70+ years.
He wants to introduce me to his granddaughter.
One of the students=)

2: It is rough

1: Well, my baby says to her girlfriend that we have been friends for 50 years, let our friendship stay.
I don’t want to meet my granddaughter ? ? ?
I hope I’ll be cursed for the rest of my life ? ?

A: Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah A wise woman!

1: I say I will not wish the enemy like this =))))))

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10246
 23.09.2008
You have been added
I scream hello.
Immelman: Hello
Let’s make friends?
Are you a girl and you are about 15 years old?
How did you guess?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10245
 22.09.2008
at the time of mention of the broken base 1C and that you will have to dohuya there then fingers to control the point of the headbuck can break the breakdown

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №10244
 22.09.2008
From the Abyss: “Idiots have a tradition. Every day put quotes from the basha to your status"

eralashka (15:15:02 17/09/2008)
Fuck... burned

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №10243
 22.09.2008
This is what I thought about here. All birds fly south in the winter.
And the penguins are already on the southern pole, and they probably think:
If there is such a dumb in the summer, why is it there in the north then?and "
=) is

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10242
 22.09.2008

July 4
Why is no one marrying me?

Cross
Because you are protected...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №10241
 22.09.2008
I slept with a friend, it was cold, put on his warm socks, and went away. Then in the ASI.

XXX: So yes, listen to me.
I have your socks.
If you want them to be okay.
You have to work for me, you know?
Xxx: *Socks in the tube* Sasha! Agree to! He will break us all.
YYY: What do you want for them?! to

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10240
 22.09.2008
Oleg
I came to work today. An accountant comes in and says the printer is not working.
Oleg
I watched how he was connected and stupid. and. and.
Petrovi4
? to? to
Oleg
Imagine a cable to connect the PC to the printer. On the PC side of the branch, for the possibility of connecting to both LPT and COM. So they managed to push COM from the branch to the printer, and LPT to the computer. and. and.
Oleg
I ask :
Are you not surprised that there is another long end of the wire?
The answer got me. and. and.
Oleg
We wanted to put it in another machine so that it could be printed from two computers at once.
Petrovi4
In time you had time, a little more and they would build a network on information cables.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10239
 22.09.2008
Kogoth
What kind of anti-spam to invent?

XXX is
"Shouldn’t you go?"
Will this go?

Kogoth
ppc

XXX is
What do you not like about the question? No boat will pass.

Kogoth
Oh, and Nino also.

XXX is
Well, smart people will guess that the answer is either "Hwyff" or "Gnagr" And the stupid... And why are you stupid?

Kogoth
You know, I didn’t think about reading myself... but why is that answer?

XXX is
Since this sentence is meaningless, and there can be no meaningful answer to it, but by the idea people must guess how to answer, the answer must be contained in the question itself. And since the question of two words, most likely the answer is one of them.

Kogoth
WinApi was created by someone very similar to you. There is also half of the parameters either meaningless or NULL or already contained in the constants of this function itself.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10238
 22.09.2008
Multiple to TNT. A boy and a girl fly in space.
D: That hurts me.
M is nothing! So you don’t shrink!

and)))

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №10237
 22.09.2008
1st Hi, how is it? I went naked!! to
2nd Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №10236
 22.09.2008
Review of The Incredible Hulk:
Tokashi: The world’s science is in shock, how 80 kg of meat makes 1 ton of green shit? O_o the laws of conservation of the masses just rest!"

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №10235
 22.09.2008
She: There are things and older boyan.
He is: for example?
It is a paraffin lamp.
He is HAHAHAH! So I imagine comments on the forum: "Sir, it’s not even scary! It’s just a paraffin lamp!and "

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10234
 22.09.2008
From Wikipedia:
Member of:
body organ (hand, foot, finger, ear and so on.Mainly external and extended.
Oh, Huias, I am scared

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