Termi: Well I don’t know... You’re talking about Linux, and my brother thinks that the best operating system is Ubuntu – he sends it on the disk from somewhere abroad!
I understand your brother very well. I also can’t tolerate Sri Lanka tea, so I drink only quality Ceylon tea.

of AAA. Why would you leave your girlfriend without thinking?

The BBB. Unwavering drunkenness against the background of terrible frigidity!

Tina Kandelaki is fighting for the homeland.

According to a survey by the Public Opinion Foundation, 64% of Russians feel ashamed of their country. She wrote a big text, embarrassed Russians, exposed sociologists and left no stone on stone from our social pessimism. She detailed the victories of Russia in economics, sport and public life. And at the end of the blog, she asked readers again: "Do you feel ashamed of Russia?"

"Yes" - 80% of respondents have already answered.

What is a talented agitator?

DasHka: Ai Luli, Ai Luli, guests to Dashenka came)

CHUDO: Oh, what are you for?

DasHka: To what Lula got for yesterday’s party (((

Differences between Russian and European.
When everything is okay, the European works calmly and well, and when everything goes through his ass, he panics.
When everything goes through the ass, the Russian mobilizes and does the impossible. When everything is fine, the Russians suffer.

The girl: beauty, figure - class, smile, face, chest, waist, pop - everything is perfect. Nearby a guy: thin, dull, but with a bubble... terrible as death, face in the acne, hair confused, unwashed, br... I thought that once so – I still have a chance in this life.

They came out together from the subway on the Peace Prospect - he planted it in his Mercedes sports cabriolet.

Everyone knew there was no chance.

XXX is a cape.
xxx: How to react when a girl after sex gives you "I am so scary. How can you sleep with me?"? to

It’s hard to be a programmer.
He is: No! It’s hard to be anonymous :-(
You will make my life easier, I will be yours.
I agree, I am going =)

<JacKass> thumbnail
< cat> and what to say about it.
<Tanya> about happiness
<jacKass> about love
<Toronto> about the weather for an emergency
<@juriy> Happiness is what it is! Today’s weather is made for love.

From the guide to the military laptop (presented literally):

"2.3.3 Destroy the built-in Flash disk.
If necessary to destroy the built-in Flash disk, complete destruction and the impossibility of subsequent
Information readings from the disk are achieved by mechanical destruction of the Flash-disk placement zone in the PEVM.
To do this, it is necessary to apply at least 5 strikes with the quavalda GOST 11401-75 (7 kg) in the left corner of the PEVM near the operator. A similar result can be achieved with at least 3 shots from a tabular weapon into the same zone.

Iluhis: Today I met a fellow motorcyclist, who told me a joke: on Saturday a large column of motorcyclists passed through the city accompanied by GAI in which he also was driving. It turned out that in front of us on one of the streets in a taxi his family with a 7-9 year old child. The taxi driver says:
The idiots are coming again.
The little man replied:
It’s my daddy, I’m in the nose of the lady!

July asks for a favor to say "Please". I decided to send her, rearranging the letters in the word, with the suggestion to collect a magical word.
It was "YahooPastle"

Q: Is he scary?
He is a puppy. ]]
Is he like an immortal man? Or as a grandmother?
He is like a pi on his legs!
Q. Is it on your legs??? I can’t remember such a hero!! = )
WOW: and from the very beginning of the march of all the fairy tales to us in the factory driven.)

Dressed
She also)) gave an account to the agent on the ship "Victor Harah"...I call this same agent and gry, and you got Harah?? Department of Evaluation)

Olga: I’m sure I’ll find a beautiful alien!!! I’m going to get rid of this dirty planet =)
Ekaterina:...Ah, he will be with a charming layer of mucus eating even copper on his delicate yellow-violet skin, ten centimeters of spikes, and a couple-three faceted eyes on each of his wonderful sixteen limbs.
Olga:...ahah, ended up and smoked =))))... let’s go!!!! to
I will kill you! >.<
Olga: But for what?? to

Message from my girlfriend:
Fuck, I wonder how you feel when I kiss you there. I’m sorry I don’t have a pipeline. At least for the day. I would just blow you in the pop so that you don’t stick to me so often.

I found a copy of my email'a:

For whom: Valery Sh.
by Nikita K.

Natasha, new models have appeared.
With respect, Alexander

Dammit
   
The weather widget says that behind the window -273 degrees Celsius, zero humidity, no wind at all and zero pressure

Dammit
   
I am on Mars!

Do you brake?
I went to the kitchen
A good appetite?
WOW: No, with a light steam, the tea poured on itself (

Not funny! A few days ago, I changed a proxy for a microphone, and for one, I took a servacle to the balcony. Daughters fourth month... Now sleep we put on the vacuum cleaner...daughter of admin, bullet...