Medvedev in the news on Orth said: "I go in the morning I am in my favourite internet", further I listen to the daj was not =)))))))

I read it on the internet and I barely cried off the chair:
"How rubber women cheat men" OOO

by Nata:
Girls think three times a day: what to wear, what to eat, give or not give. And the rest of the time worry about the decisions made.

X: I wish you good health
B: You are not sick. How is life?
X: It is all. How are you? got married?
U: No, we are living a civil marriage
X: So to say, intelligence by battle?
U: It's shit for the military, it's intelligence by battle, and for normal people, this is called a test drive.
X: Well, look as if your test drive in the crust slowly did not cross.

To quote about T72B "Rogata"...
In St. Petersburg, NGOs "Special Materials" produce electro shockers "Laska", handcuffs "Neediness" and sapphire blades "Azart"

I’m coming home, what do you think my sister is doing?
Emm... well hz... and what?
The salt is joke!! to

XXX: Where did my paper go to print?
I went to a white friend.
X: Did you get out?
XXX: In the sense of the printer...

XXX is
Guy, you may have heard this question many times; maybe he got you; maybe you hate people who ask him; maybe you are generally damned, but still - we have a day of the city?

YYYY
Gentleman, I principally hate all people, even those who do not ask questions, and the day of the cattle is like this weekend.

XXX is
You’re so original, like all the lower ones like you... Fuck, the day of the city can’t be a weekend, because it’s in principle one day, not at least two!

XXX is
Or did you all agree to answer that?

YYYY
You live in Russia, it is not customary to celebrate a holiday one day.

15 September 2008 23:21:53, Vampire Princess
I accidentally inserted 3 gigs of anime into the word and it hanged.

Helga is Hi.
I have a weekend with SSB.
Don’t forget to know about the weekend.
I read your thoughts.
You read my thoughts.

He is:
I had a tough day at work today: the director forced the monitoring to do, at each point for 1.5 hours!As long as you rewrite all the data, the whole range, phones, addresses...And another 300 km...
She (thinking of her own):
Because you are mine...
O_O

Excerpt from the complaint in the guest book of the website www.mosmetro.ru:

And what do these machinists do on the cylinder... play like little children... They, like, the tradition, when changing the machinist (noted, in particular, in the Park of Culture) the new machinist touches from the place, and immediately throws the pull, so to speak, the train as if "clings forward, all passengers as if worshiping the old machinist... Here are such games we have in the subway..."

Manson (14:45:37 15/09/2008)
Get married to me!

Lesya (14:45:48 15/09/2008)
Oh how!

Manson (14:46:26 15/09/2008)
What about CHO?

Lesya (14:48:33 15/09/2008)
Interesting proposal

Manson (14:48:43 15/09/2008)
Most importantly honest.)

Lesya (14:48:55 15/09/2008)
You’re not embarrassed that we’ve met once.

Manson (14:49:06 15/09/2008)
Absolutely not.

Lesya (14:49:57 15/09/2008)
Then I agree

Manson (14:50:00 15/09/2008)
O_O

Manson (14:50:06 15/09/2008)
I did not expect.

Akello: Please GM, unblock IP 127.0.0.1, at this address all our area. Because of the gross mistakes of several players, we can’t all get into the game, hoping for an ambulance. Thanks in advance

She: Za, tomorrow the launch of the BAC
He: And what then?
She: Well, maybe the end of the world will come.
It is AAA
She: Jay, what will you tell me at last? and ;)
I am not a BMW owner!! to

She: and generally in the family should be two cars, one such a beautiful classy, and the other...
for his wife.

(saved 2008-09-16 at 02:10)
Here’s the generation that has colored children’s photos!!!! to

Old man, you are well preserved.

Today I stand, I submit the questionnaire on the train station, my grandmother sits in the cabin.
In the beginning, a few people went over and over, she woke up, then the mints went, they went, they went and suddenly they ran and jumped through the turnikets and scratched from the grandmother, the whole turn was lying...

Zloybot
Purchased magazine "Forsage" there results of the Battle of Novgorod drag
I read
I quote: "in-class SL drew attention to Saratov "crewedko" with a roof roof and painted in white and red colours "body". The most embarrassing inscription on the side "first of us"

I had 5 minutes of hysteria (I don't want to see the photos) I'm running off and I'd be sick, the driver's throat

Anonymous>> In the Airbus A320 toilet is in the kitchen, it is very uncomfortable. The stewardesses prepare food for the passengers, and in a metre from them somebody meets :(

anatom>> so you have your mouth just a meter from your ass. Which you grasp. And Nico...

Therefore, people of low height are usually angry because they always smell it!

by forumavia.ru