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[ + 73 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53883
 25.09.2011
from ZH:
I have an open wifi internet at home. I got an ethernet cable, but I think the whole house is using my channel. Signal is strong.

Since I’m not a nikhua Sisadmin, all I’ve come to mind at the moment is to put the modem in a iron pot and close it with a lid. As far as I can see, the quality of the signal in a meter from the pot fell by one division. This result does not satisfy me very much.

Is there anything else you can do besides putting that pot in another pot?

p.s No more pot.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №53882
 25.09.2011
My brother-in-law brought Chacha from Abkhazia. Drink as required. He went home accordingly. Follow the words of my mother.
I came and dressed. I drank tea, brushed my teeth, and went to bed in the hallway.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №53881
 24.09.2011
X: Shit, Sanek yesterday ate that he was fucking bad, so he did not take 2 fingers in his mouth, but 3!
He is an old man.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №53880
 24.09.2011
I have a very hospitable friend who lives alone. I go to him, and he grills "cards, tea, coffee? Do you?"

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №53879
 24.09.2011
I go from work in the subway, tired like a dog
[11:14:49] Jazy: a student, dressed in fashion, sits on his left and reads his notebook.
[11:15:00] Jazy: well notepad-daybook
[11:15:19] Jazy: Well, I have seen from the nephig to do ( curiosity great power)
Jazy: And there literally: My grandfather was a shaman, that’s why I first tried hashish and started talking to trees.
[11:16:52] Jazy:......and then this skate stands up and goes out at the stop...I can’t sleep now...I want to know the continuation

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53878
 24.09.2011
I go to the pharmacy in the morning, sleepy like a ulcer, buy naftizine. There the grandmother stood in front of me and while I waited, I thought a little. I stand and think that I would need to go out somewhere tonight, drink a beer, go for a walk... There is a lot of figi any unnecessary... Well, I think, like, if you drink a beer, then a little - a maximum of 0.5.. or a liter?... Or 0.5? It is my turn, I approach the box office and say "Give probably the adult litre of naftizine" ))))) I understand that I am stuck, but the reaction of the pharmacist was interesting. And she smiles and says "Liters are not, but if you have tar with you, then we can shed from small bottles"))) When I went out of the pharmacy and roasted, I thought that everyone would decide that I was thrown there with something fun))

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №53877
 24.09.2011
From the news:
Medvedev, speaking at the EP election congress on Saturday, offered Putin to run for presidents and said he would go to work for the government.

One of the comments:
Now you are above.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №53876
 24.09.2011
“I never understood why gay people are so hollow and cared for, and real lesbians (not porn) are so disgusting.
And lesbians joke about what men think of them.
Why doesn’t the reverse rule work?
Everyone wants to like men. Women want to like men. Homosexuals like natural men and gay men. They all want to look good. And lesbians don’t want to like men, so they’re so disgusting, except for porn, they’re barefoot.
I realized that beauty in this world exists only because of men. Let me take note of another gender joke.

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53875
 24.09.2011
Q: What is there on the telecast?
The Bear Road Congress
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH They did not allow the parade to be held, they organized a congress! XD is
Tagged with: +1

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №53874
 24.09.2011
XXX: I watched the movie.
YYY: What is it?
XXX: The Obsession
Yyy: about love or about satanic races?
XXX: not yet understood

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №53873
 24.09.2011
For the seventh time in the last four years, a non-existent wife, Sani, gave birth.
Students are translating! : r

The translation. Thanks for warning. I will have in mind.
by Radic.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №53872
 24.09.2011
Marina is
Do not fluid in the general chat.

Glinka
Aha
Go to Offtop.
Put me in silence, fuck me, put me in the iPad.
Miss me karma, you, the moderator of power.
Punish me, I am a bad fluider.
Delete my message.
Yes Yes
here so
Another one
God yes
Stir them all.
Continue eating potatoes with mushrooms

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №53871
 24.09.2011
In the morning I talked to the girls-managers... decided to become a homosexual...
Then he talked to the boys from his department... shortly enough to be a zoophile.

[ + 61 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53870
 24.09.2011
“Mom, look, it’s Windows. Can we leave him? Who will replace it every month? My dad and I?

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №53869
 24.09.2011
went to the army. There I learned to include a dude. Every time it was getting better and better.

...

Then the switch broke.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №53868
 24.09.2011
Oh yeah, the fucker! It is just shit!
What do you have that again?and :)
Oh yeah, in what century I decided to get away from the contact, and you pretend what he offers me!!!?...

Options for removal from contact:
I have another page, I once created this page for my dog, but now she has registered herself.
2)VKontakte takes me too much time,I can’t live and work as long as there is a page with my name on the Internet. Happy to stay, volatile vegetables!
3)VKontakte too many unacceptable materials,I found enough pornography and pirated content - enough for a lifetime. Now I am leaving.
I am concerned about the security of my data, the Secret World Government, the Illuminati and Zionists are hunting for my personal data. I go to the underground.
My page is not commented, I am surrounded by a wall of inattention. DELETED and DELETED will regret my departure, but it will be too late.
6) Another reason

Ohhhh your mother! I don’t even know what to choose?and 😉
I am so happy 😉 😉
ууу: choose about synonists or wolless vegetables:))))
I think so 😉 😉

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53867
 24.09.2011
The girl came here and asked everyone how old she looked like??? Somebody gives 18, somebody 21, 20 there.. on the question, why, sadly, this survey, answered that "tomorrow DR, 28 years old,and candles only 23. :) "

[ + 55 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53866
 24.09.2011
The United Nations Congress has begun today. From the news:
30 opposition protesters were detained at the congress building. "they prevented the passage of pedestrians". At the same time, several highways were closed due to the congress."

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №53865
 24.09.2011
Zmitrok: IMHO’s high level of security for Mac OS is questionable. In Soviet times there were:

We are worms, we are worms,
We love apples very much!
We sit quietly in the apples.
We eat, we eat and we eat.


[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №53864
 24.09.2011
Fuck, you are following me! O_O
YYY: There is no fool. I read your Twitter!

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