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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №70489
 24.09.2012
XXX is all. The puzzle came.
XHH: There is no more free space in the shed.
I will have to wash the dishes.

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70488
 24.09.2012
I watch a nostalgic series.
and Rex! The Dummer Hunt! I screamed Mozart. Translator calmly "Rex, go here!"... How many more we did not speak when we were children?! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №70487
 24.09.2012
Discussion on VKontakte photo of the car, whose torpedo is completely glued with icons and crosses, the comment, which received the most likes:
Security level of 5 stars on the RPC scale.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №70486
 24.09.2012
Science and life.

Engaged in practical psychology. Now I not only guess, but I really know that I am doing everything wrong and foolish.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №70485
 24.09.2012
The decorator who created the dragon eggs for the 'Game of Thrones' series gave one to George Martin as a wedding gift in 2011.

Martin is now the Mother of Dragons

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №70484
 24.09.2012
Nikita
Sometimes I get overwhelmed by simple
Probably because I can’t do it myself.
Enjoying things like them.
Type of Tortic
A butterfly
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Alexander is
I like them)
She was glad for the dead.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №70483
 24.09.2012
XX: Something I have a day like that unlucky, consistent breakdowns. The route went straight from underneath the nose, and the second after two stops broke. Later, the boss promised a prize to our department, but then Lida cut off, and we were all punished. And it was sick all morning, so I already had tea with lemon, and lemon without tea - it didn't help, I bought a bowl of cucumbers, and they, fucking, some sweets turned out, barely ran to the toilet.
Xy: Is it sick and on the cucumbers pulled??? You do not joke so.
XX: Was I afraid that I would hang my problem on you? Oh you...
XY: Did you do the test?
xx was done. The clouds 😉
Xy: Who fuck you or me?
xx: My mother is my debris, my grandmother will not be. and exhale.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №70482
 24.09.2012
Shortly before the wedding, I talk to my husband about the cat I live with:
I: And now this cat will be counted as ours or mine?
Husband: when it will behave well - our, and when it is bad - yours.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №70481
 24.09.2012
Atari: By the way, if vampires do not reflect in the mirror, does that mean that they are constantly knocking on the automatic doors in supermarkets?
grodek: I think it’s the ones that are shown in numerous videos on this topic.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №70480
 24.09.2012
Dear user, we inform you that your question "Why can't you ask about Jews in email answers?" has been deleted.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №70479
 24.09.2012


Xxx
Can one gyroscope determine the exact location?
YYYY
What are you using?


[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №70478
 24.09.2012
With 4PDA:

xxx is. Another observation after a day of use: the tablet periodically wakes up, turns on the screen and turns off again, both in standby mode - and being turned off. I think this is a software glucose and in future firmware it will be corrected.

YYYYY This is a Chinese nightmare.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70477
 24.09.2012
Do you know what I saw yesterday? The Comet! Even the desire could guess.

If you could see a comet, you would, along with billions of other people, have a common desire to fly by within a month.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №70476
 24.09.2012
The Forum:
40 minutes of work and 1440 rubles
What is this price? You found such a great store!

The Audi Forum:
40 minutes of work and 10 thousand for a fork.
What is this price? B probably...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №70475
 24.09.2012
I was upset by a conflict at work. When I got home, I thought I was stressed. I go to the "bar" and get a bottle of wine. I think I’ll buy it in the store, he won’t notice. I open, I try, I think it’s delicious. A glass, a glass, and so on. I come to my brother, showing a bottle:
- Listen, this wine is delicious, I still want, where brown?
He bleeds and says:
"In the UK!and "

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70474
 23.09.2012
In Toronto, in the center of the capital, he lived for two years - and never saw that the roads were blocked for local cones. Well, the prime minister is probably driving with the police, maybe even cleaning the road, but I repeat, I have not seen it. Maybe he somehow steals quietly, early in the morning, while everyone is asleep. :) It is not necessary to talk about the rest - in the parliamentary parking lot, even in the senate seats, humble cars and, of course, without flashbacks. So what there, the former defense minister in the Montreal subway was murdered.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №70473
 23.09.2012
At the wedding, the witness congratulates the young people: "I wish you, Bride, that your husband would call you by different beautiful names."

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №70472
 23.09.2012
X: I have optimized the BD so much that I have swallowed myself!
x: Previously, the request was 30 seconds, then 28 seconds.
X: And now 0.00005...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №70471
 23.09.2012
Comments on Robot:
Really genuine thing. Purchased for interest, but after one cycle of cleaning, the interest went into a practical plane. It really works well - performs the functions of a vacuum cleaner. The worker of the first guild is very funny when confused with something. Something is picked up and selected. One wheel up, the other up. :)

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70470
 23.09.2012
In an article dedicated to Breivik on Wikipedia it says:
21 years of imprisonment with the possibility of extending the sentence for another 5 years unlimited number of times.

> How is it? The Swiss approached and said, “Sir, will you extend?”
> Yes, for 5 years please.


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