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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №10190
 21.09.2008
San4es: What makes a quarrel with a girl... Set up a FIFA, made the computer play with himself and the highest level of difficulty...
I sit with a beer, I’m sick for Manchester – 1:0

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №10189
 21.09.2008
Where and when. This happened at a graduation in the Kremlin, June 23, 2008

The Prehistory. That Irina Rodnina is our great figurist, I knew. But to my shame, I didn’t know what she looked like.

So is it. They are all in the Alexandrovsky garden, already built in a series. An MTV filming group arrives, many people run out to take interviews. I almost give in to the general stream, I go out, and I think: what is the probability that I will be allowed on the air? And if they let it go, I don’t watch MTV. I see – they are standing in the distance, talk Fursenko (Minister of Education of the Russian Federation) and Rodnina (which I did not recognize). I approach, I ask Furs: may I talk to you? He says, it can be. Now you have to imagine the reaction of the repeated champion of various competitions in figure skating, when I give her a phone and ask: "Please take a picture"... :D

I calmly come back to work, and five minutes later they ask me, “Did you see a parent?” I say no, but where is she? They answer: out, with Fursenko stands. I think that’s what she smiled so much... :) Second 30 just stumbled over herself, then I thought – what, will I surrender when there’s another opportunity? Again I go out, I go, I approach Fursenko, I give him the phone and again - take a picture, please! He laughs in his voice, but shoots me with my mother’s curtains :)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №10188
 21.09.2008
If she were the only woman left on Earth, I would have drank all the remaining beer on Earth.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10187
 21.09.2008
A rabbit prefers 10 rabbits with conventional batteries than 1 with a Duresell battery

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №10186
 21.09.2008
The Unity:
on the street a spam mailing list... "bla-bla-bla... printing photos from any digital media"
I didn’t break up... I dug out a five-inch disc drive in the garage, I found a five-inch discette on the market... I threw a photo on it... I couldn’t fuck it(((((( because the blondes didn’t even understand what a joke was about ((((( and you’re talking about the generation of tetris.... :'-

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №10185
 21.09.2008
Well... I wanted to sleep, and again I bumped "Casual"

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №10184
 21.09.2008
We sit on the site with a friend, we rewrite a ask, look at a photo of what is a miracle of a minor. We discuss. He writes to me:
- There in the corner of the photo are the heating pipes, which go to the floor floor below... at the same time she in the photo without a lithium, but with her hands his tights covered... a bunch of stones with words of admiration and so on... Here if I leave a stone there "what you have heating pipes interesting... never seen that two go away at once... we have one tube through the stand goes floors above and below... well... how so... here is great - two whole heating pipes" - then what about me will think?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №10183
 21.09.2008
KarraLL (14:50:41 18/09/2008)
The Pepper!! The programmer...wrote, wrote a proga at his table...and as he grabbed with all his strength and was scared of it, he woke up...he jumped. with the words "what is"..the laptop fell and the table almost turned around.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10182
 21.09.2008
At home it is so cold that the cold water from under the crane seems hot.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №10181
 21.09.2008
XXX is
There was a girl in the ass.) Describe yourself speaking...

XXX is
I sent this body my resume in response.

YYYY
I have a job proposal, I go to an interview tomorrow.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №10180
 21.09.2008

Mi_nor: A wonderful thing – super glue! I now have two super fingers on my right hand. The rest are normal for now.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №10179
 21.09.2008
69 (Different types of letters)
I remember someone told how one smoked on the balcony and the bull fell down, and there the carpet of the neighbor. The bull went straight to the carpet, and the carpet began to fade. Well, two hold the feet of the third, and that bull gets, but it can not get - high. Then he takes the vacuum cleaner and clothes up so that it is not so hard to hold it - it all happened in the winter. He is trying to catch the bull again. Neighbors inflamed the smell of fire and went out on the balcony =) They see a naked neighbor with their carpet dusting up their feet...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №10178
 21.09.2008
I am not sitting on the phone.

V@mpirch@: A with what

Fuck the coffee maker.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №10177
 21.09.2008
Set up for work, collected references from a narcologist and a psychiatrist, food at night stops home by GAI, glowing in the eyes:
Q: Did you use anything?
UW: No, I even have a drug certificate (I show a certificate)
Q: Are you a fool?
UW: No, please from a psychiatrist (I show a certificate)
Gaishnik silently gives his papers and goes into his car.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10176
 21.09.2008
Did you know that we only use 2% of our brain?
What do you want women?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10175
 21.09.2008
A friend from the repair of comps and organtechnics told me:
came to them a girl, pulled a LCD monitor, type fix, does not work, began to look - in the corner of the monitor a small hole, show her
This is what I did with the pen...
They were Ohio.
The rabbit!! to
She, with a guilty expression of her face, dropped her eyes to the floor.
I wanted to see how the liquid crystals would flow out.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10174
 21.09.2008
To fall into the final mess, our state has only exams in the theatre school to do in the format of the EGE!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №10173
 21.09.2008
Finding a good girl is like a needle in a pile of seed.
YYYYYYYYYYYY And I think it’s like a puddle in the stake of a needle (

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10172
 21.09.2008
As a child, Saakashvili dreamed of becoming a taxi driver. In the end, he did not become a taxi driver, but the desire to bomb him did not disappear.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10171
 21.09.2008
21: [ 20 ] added 2008-09-16 16:48
I live in a dormitory.There are two beautiful girls living nearby.
The story:Come early to the institute,learned,worked.While standing in the kitchen prepared a late dinner, naturally stood with these neighbors cuddled.Eat and go to bed.Where a minute after 30 knock on the door.I get up without turning on the light I open the door.One of the neighbors instantly flies into the room.Now I lock the door on the machine and I immediately start to stretch her up to no exaggeration short shorts.I shoot them together with the ministries and at this moment from her a phrase with a slightly slow voice.Vasya, please.a little salt.I was so shocked.So I gave her, of course, if the light was turned on, I would probably be ashamed to burn.

And a neighbor came to him, allegedly for salt,
And she took off her trousers and showed where she was hurt"
(C) Splin 1995 "Love goes by wires"

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